in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

^ oh that reminds me, Joey Crawford.

i'll miss you pachulia ;(

rip

i'm sorry you're not really going to defend this line up right

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, October 29, 2013 8:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you realize that anthony randolph shouldn't ever set foot on the floor of an nba game that is within 20 points

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, October 29, 2013 8:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Randolph can guard 3s which I'm sure is what will happen. He's only starting because Gallo and Chandler are both out.

He's also not a terrible player. He's an ok 10th man at the very least.

even if faried and hickson are as good as each other, why not play the guy who has a slight chance of getting better?
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, October 29, 2013 8:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hickson got a lot better last year. He's 2 years older than Faried.

he's like 6'10, 250 or so. He played center all last year and grabbed tons of rebounds. He's not exactly little for a 4. But he can't guard a chair and just imagine him trying to shadow durant is like a cruel joke

― Clay, Tuesday, October 29, 2013 8:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys Hickson isn't playing the 3

Chandler is the SF until Gallinari returns, right

Randolph can guard 3s which I'm sure is what will happen. He's only starting because Gallo and Chandler are both out.

He's also not a terrible player. He's an ok 10th man at the very least.

Thank you Chris Mullin for unleashing Randolph on the NBA.

but we got zaza/sanders combo now, heez!

javale at the 3 w skilled-zen playmaking in the perimeter

hey i'm watching basketball

basketball is on!

Lol bosh with a three attempt withn a minute, it's like he's openly taunting ILH now

rose is looking v rosian

miami should score some points

#hoopidea

miami shd score no points?

the lettering color on these miami uniforms is terrible

so so great to see rose back out there

ha yeah heat look like a gold iphone

the lettering color on these miami uniforms is terrible

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, October 29, 2013 8:20 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark

they look even more like a fast food joint than usual

guys ive seen derrick rose do actual basketball things in late 2013!

next stop sasquatch

oh my god one commercial into the new season and kevin hart is inexplicably appearing chilling with lebron

wait is lebron a lifestyle brand now

no he is a samsung galaxy mvp duh

ha yeah heat look like a gold iphone

― Clay, Tuesday, October 29, 2013 8:21 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes! this is it!

z-time champion (agent hibachi)
Posted: October 30, 2013 at 12:21:13 AM
the lettering color on these miami uniforms is terrible

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, October 29, 2013 8:20 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark

they look even more like a fast food joint than usual

the designer never tried yellow marker on white paper as a child i guess

oh i didn't realize we get to watch the clippers gut the lakers after this, should be a treat

it's gonna be weird seeing mike dunleavy on national tv on a regular basis

ha yeah heat look like a gold iphone

I died

bulls not scored much sans rose

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not super cool with some commercial ironically deploying "perfect day" just yet :(

Derrick Rose MVP defense

wade not doing anything out there

mike dunleavy jr. playing like mike dunleavy sr.

Wade looks pretty fucking bad for game 1 of the season

also this thing where i can't tell wade and ray allen apart is not cool

yeah wade with the shaved head moves like ray allen and looks like joel anthony on my tv

god, i despise dwyane wade

man wade looks awful

he says as wade makes a layup and 1

sikk pass by bron

if wade can't post heinrich up he needs to pack it up

like he seems out of shape even

getting yr ankles broken by norris cole, embarrassing

heats looking good now

Wade's lack of hops here is pretty shocking

holy shit guys i think lebron is p good at basketball

btw I really like Tony Snell

Exum a much better fit for Milwaukee tbh, but it would be sexy

like virtually every permutation of the draft lottery thing on espn.com has him going to denver, obv depends if the knicks keep winning i guess

turkoglu is a clipper

"For [the shoelcace incident] to be the trigger point for all this to happen is ridiculous," said Smith.

Smith wasn't told in advance by Mike Woodson that he wouldn't play in Tuesday's game.

"Communication from my end is over," said Smith.

all you can do is laugh i guess

Lakers have lost 11 of 12, about to start a 7 game trip.

JR can't even sit on the bench w/ his bro anymore, Knicks are some meanies ;_;

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd9Q0PwCAAAnFju.jpg

oof

Anthony Welp Bennett

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waiting for the other shoelace to drop: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 2)