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I am moving to glasgow next weekend. Can someone summarise this entire thread for me. 'tis very long.

hmmm (hmmm), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

asshoppers need not apply

RJG (RJG), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

You are such a meanie.

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

:' (

RJG (RJG), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

don't worry, hmmm, i ass-hopped my way in here and i think i got away with it.

see you at a FAP soon, then, i guess!

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

a better summary would be "four pints of guinness, six bottles of lager, three pints of lager, a vodka and cranberry juice and a gin and orange for stet."

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

We went to a Russian restaurant in Exeter. OMG THE PORTION SIZES.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Ordinary, Medium, Gigantic?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Gigantic. Starter at least as big as an average main course.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I went to cineworld, on wednesday, to see howl's moving castle, and had a very small laugh at the fountain drinks cup sizes

children's (big), regular (huge), large (very gigantic)

maybe it's been longer, since I last went to the cinema, than I had thought

RJG (RJG), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

there was some talk of gin and orange?

stet (stet), Friday, 23 September 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

is howl's moving castle good, rjg?

stet (stet), Friday, 23 September 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked it, a lot

RJG (RJG), Friday, 23 September 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like cineworld because the popcorn cartons say salty on one side and sweet on the other and it's all confusing. Lords of Dogtown was pretty good.

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 23 September 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I asked ally out, to the cinema, last night, to see it, but he had "band practice"

I wish he'd bothered to make up a believable excuse

RJG (RJG), Friday, 23 September 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I might actually have that record, Tim!


Anyway, who or what is the current D Betts & what is the "latest work" of which Mädchen speaks, please?


I am sure that Doctor Cock need a lot of practice.

Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 23 September 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Band practice: the new hairwashing?

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Why doesn't porkypie post here any more? He was quite funny, back in March 2004.

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Reading old Ilx threads on a friend night: the new flower-pressing ;)

stet (stet), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, "band practice" was Scotstvo's excuse for not coming to get very pissed watch Celtic with me and Onimo on Wednesday.

Vodka and beetroot night can be postponed for a week to accommodate Madchen and Grimly, if only for the comedy of seeing Grimly with beetroot stuck in his moustache. Also, we could scare welcome hmmmm accordingly.

Can someone in the know please advise what time .2. are playing at Mono tomorrow?

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

why do you hate instal, cathy?

besides the silly surrounding rhetoric

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

it goes a little bit like this

http://asame2.web.infoseek.co.jp/mariof184.png

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

if only for the comedy of seeing Grimly with beetroot stuck in his moustache

but it gets the chop at the end of the month! (i'd quite like to keep it, actually, but mrs fiendish will rip off my bolls.)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

bad music, terrible people, unbelievably wanky. I went to instal 03 and the bands were alternately so loud I was deafened or so quiet I could hear my own boredom. It was about the least fun I could imagine having.

Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 23 September 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

hello, I still read this thread, mainly as I love Glasgow but see it so rarely. I'd like to try it before Xmas, but I don't think I have the time (or rather, the available holiday now I am invading the low countries next weekend)

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 23 September 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

bad music, terrible people, unbelievably wanky. I went to instal 03 and the bands were alternately so loud I was deafened or so quiet I could hear my own boredom. It was about the least fun I could imagine having.

-- Cathy (cathyleec...), September 23rd, 2005.

Adopts pompous, outraged David Keenan like tone:

Well, I guess you just didn't get it! ;)

Nah, fair enough. I went last year and heard some really interesting and powerful stuff like Steffan Basho Jungans and Richard Youngs, but there was an awful lot of boring noise and farting about. And the audience were so bloody po-faced, as if they didn't want to look "square" by laughing or yawning or just looking bored. The playful side of experimental music was sorely missing.
Le Weekend in Stirling is much better. More relaxed, more varied and more FUN! It also gives electronic music a look in, something Instal no longer does.

Stew (stew s), Friday, 23 September 2005 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

bad music, terrible people, unbelievably wanky

see that's how i'd describe national pop league or something.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 23 September 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

at any rate, what's the point of hating something that has a limited and targetted audience and comes round but once a year.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 23 September 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I don't hate it all year round. I guess I am not the target audience.

Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 23 September 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

bad music, terrible people, unbelievably wanky

see that's how i'd describe national pop league or something.

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), September 23rd, 2005.

I've been to Pop League AND Instal. Both have their merits, both have their bad points. But at least you can dance at Pop League and it has prettier girls. :)

Stew (stew s), Friday, 23 September 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

there were some hotties there when boredoms played :)

jed_ (jed), Friday, 23 September 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, glasgow

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 24 September 2005 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

We are on at 6.30 tomorrow. We will be dreadful, I'm actually quite scared.

Ally C (Ally C), Saturday, 24 September 2005 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not sure RJG is right.

Ally C (Ally C), Saturday, 24 September 2005 03:31 (eighteen years ago) link

GO EASY ON THE NOISE GUYS.
THEY MEAN WELL.

, Saturday, 24 September 2005 03:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't mind a bit of Noise, it's just all the rhetoric surrounding it, the "subversive fallacy" as Simon Reynolds put it in Blissout.

Stew (stew s), Saturday, 24 September 2005 06:13 (eighteen years ago) link

oh

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 24 September 2005 06:16 (eighteen years ago) link

the reynolds fallacy"

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 24 September 2005 09:54 (eighteen years ago) link

exactly.

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 24 September 2005 10:34 (eighteen years ago) link

what is up with all youse guys and your HOLIDAYS. bastards. instead, i work three weeks straight without a single day off :( which, incidentally, means no russian for me either that weekend. but i really want to go! and i worry that trying it in our numbers on a weekend is a bad idea as it seems TINY and we are LARGE.
noize boyz are from RHODE ISLAND! yeeeeeah!
madchen.... lords of dogtown??? er... WHY?
grimly.... 'tache update required! what was that site again?
i feel so goddamn out of the loop these days :( bah...

dahlin (dahlin), Saturday, 24 September 2005 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Dahlin: for the cute long-haired louts. Also, I was under the impression that the Metro is only published five days a week ...

Mädchen (Madchen), Saturday, 24 September 2005 12:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Madchen, have you seen Dogtown & Z-Boys? If not, I will loan you it.

Ally C (Ally C), Saturday, 24 September 2005 12:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes please, I would like to see it.

Mädchen (Madchen), Saturday, 24 September 2005 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

No weekend off for me, so Russian is out for me that day too. I cannae go the following Saturday either, as I'm going to the Scotland vs Belarus match that afternoon and expect to be unable to display adequate table manners in the evening.

Dot to Dot might be a goer tonight though.

scotstvo (scotstvo), Saturday, 24 September 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I think they're on in an hour

I better think about leaving

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 24 September 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

The Reynolds fallacy? Ho ho, but that's not much of a counter argument.
I know Reynolds is anathema to noise fans cos he likes girly things like danceable rhythms but his argument is all the more relevent now. Rather than enjoy noise for its own sake, its rhetoricians have to peddle the same old line about how it challenges everything and totally freaks out the squares man. But today's noise artists are shocking no-one, they're preaching to the converted. That sort of thinking only flatters the artists and listeners and reinforces elitism.

Stew (stew s), Saturday, 24 September 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

sounds about right

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 24 September 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

no it doesn't.

I know Reynolds is anathema to noise fans cos he likes girly things like danceable rhythms but his argument is all the more relevent now. Rather than enjoy noise for its own sake, its rhetoricians have to peddle the same old line about how it challenges everything and totally freaks out the squares man.

i don't hear any of these arguments from anyone. the people i know who like experimental music like it for its own sake, not because they think it's freaking out squares or anyone else apart from maybe the people who listen to the music (and often want to be freaked out by it). i feel like i am bombarded by noise music day after day and it often does my fuckin head in, it's just that that brand of noise is made by pussycat dolls or rachel stevens or franz ferdinand and is almost unavoidable. it's not all total shite but it often depressesor annoys me after the 20th listen. People who make experimental music are not under any illusions that it's permeating the mainstream or "freaking out" the general public. they are well aware of it's limited audience but thank god it's an audience that is fairly well catered for in Scotland. a great deal of the music is so quiet people would have a hard time hearing it even it it was playing.

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 24 September 2005 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

the last 5 things played on my itunes are

Oxtongue - Delight
Damien Marley - Welcome to Jamrock
Terry riley - Persian surgery dervishes
Coil - sex with sun ra
& Roisin Murphy - If We're in love

none of it extremely noisy but if people can find pockets to hear the music they want to (even if it's their own living room) then thats a good thing, after all. i'm not saying that anyone on this thread is saying otherwise (even cathy ;-) )


jed_ (jed), Saturday, 24 September 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Fair enough, I'm not saying the average experimental music fan thinks like that, but you do occasionally see such arguments in the Wire.
I love freaky music and am not arguing against its potency. It's just that I'd rather freak out to Sun Ra than Whitehouse.
Oh, and Rachel Stevens>>>>Wolf Eyes ;)

Stew (stew s), Saturday, 24 September 2005 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link


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