Twitter C/D

promoted tweet are whatever, it's only one tweet and it only seems to show up every once in a while

I literally only follow major brands and corporations so I don't even notice promoted tweets at all.

film crit hulk is exercised about it http://badassdigest.com/2013/10/31/film-crit-hulk-smash-a-short-note-on-why-the-twitter-display-changes-are-re/

why does anyone use web twitter

i suppose it's only a matter of time before twitter tightens up the requirements for 3rd parties using its but until then just use a decent app and you get to bypass nearly everything annoying about the twitter user experience except the ppl. i use tweetdeck on chrome and tweetbot on ios and i never see ads or promoted tweets or blue conversation lines or image previews (unless I want to) or anything dumb like that.

also i'm spending a lot more time on twitter than ilx icymi so idk follow me over there if you crave my company

It probably check twitter every 15-30 min through out the day.

i tweet up a storm, check me out folks http://twitter.com/on3ness

rtc what is your twitter handle I feel like I'm missing some brilliantly excoriating tweets.

not putting a direct link to my account, but here's an indirect link:

http://shoutkey.com/kickback

if you were following me in 2011 or whatever, you might not be now, so double check if you care and if you don't god bless you.

You are not rtc.

twitter com dorisduov plz 2 tweet w u its usic btw

found jayz's twitter on a nolimit site, priv8 btw

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What does that even mean

oh hi rev, no i only follow for infos never converse. rest assured there is nothing behind the ilx candelabra

twitter keeps sending alerts to my phone that big name microcelebs, some of them ilxors, have followed me but then i go to check and it turns out that they haven't. or this has happened twice. what's the deal?

got retweeted by St3ph3n King's son, copped some painfully dumb @replies.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/11/07/interactive-this-is-how-much-money-twitter-owes-you/

$12.00

$55!

who wants to go out to dinner

youre paying tonight!

haha

$8 wow

$229. Pay up twit.

$24

$80, woo-hoo

why do you get penalized for being on twitter longer??

$25, yaaaay. Oh wait, that's like £2, right?

$4

just got my check ^_^

$18 woop wooooop

207 tweets
÷1,608 days on Twitter
0.1 tweets per day
x36 followers
4 potential eyeballs per day
x25% those paying attention
1 est. eyeballs per day
x12.45 ¢/ daily eyeball
$0 for me

$140, woo-hoo.

what is the client you use for twitter to follow marc maron but not receive his #vinyl tweets

tweetbot maybe?

you might have to mute all tweets with that hashtag though, i don't know if they have per user hashtag muting

you could ask him to stop

I guess I need tweetbot now, thanks @midnight

ppl who seem cool but are trying desperately and futilely to be funny (pro edition)

Okay, I muted both @midnight and tonight's hashtag, but they're still showing up in my feed. Does tweetbot even work?

Yes, but it doesn't mute retrospectively.

LOOOOL: http://www.salon.com/2013/11/14/jpmorgan_humiliates_itself_in_front_of_all_of_twitter/

Also:

http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11012013

I want my $364, motherfuckers!

hey twitter, if you're gonna show pictures, i don't need to see the same picture twice on my TL when someone responds to a picture tweet, thanks

my tweets attracting attention from all the right people

http://i.imgur.com/kUuGivR.png

http://theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/11/why-did-9-000-porny-spambots-descend-on-this-san-diego-high-schooler/281773/