why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

lol @ doghead/cathead

would also guess 90% of australians really dont know how many states australia has because what IS a state and what is a territory and who the hell knows?

South Australia bothers me because

1.) There is already a "South" state, NSW.

2.) There is Western Australia and Northern Territory (which may or may not be a state.) Having "Southern" in its name could even opened itself to hella bunch of Southern Cross opportunities. But now, it's South Australia, kinda like South America but not really.

South Dakota, South Carolina?

Northern Dakota, Northern Carolina?

northern california, southern california, centralern california

i can't explain why, but I'd say -ern is more of a broad area of a location while straight up North This or South That is a proper name.

So maybe it's West Australia that needs to get in line, but still.

At any rate, consistency is needed.

Three states. Want three states.

i think we had a crack at 2 1/2 cardinal directions and just gave up

JFC Mexico has a lot of states
yeah I know right 32 it's wild imagine having 32 states that is the most states I can think of what a crazy country

32 is the highest number im pretty sure which is why they didnt do more

32? How do you even fit the stars on the flag?

usa only has 13 last i checked

http://i.imgur.com/B1GcsmC.jpg

cancer of the noodle

who is responsible for this disgusting anti-ramen travesty

A bit of thought reveals...it's the noodles themselves

get lost hippie, leave me to my ramen

NO PLEASE

http://fotoimagepics.info/wp-content/uploads/1_i_thought_u_loved_me_quotes.jpg

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"a session of noodles"

nood sesh!

kinda wanna make nood sesh! -- Treeship my dn

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santa's pretty busy, he might not have 6 seconds. Stop guilting santa!

I am sorry for whatever I did with you

sorry for throwing you down that well

last 2 are pretty amazing

I enjoy reading the last sentences of every "Share this if you..." GIFs just to observe the wide variety of value-judgments and/or curses tossed at the people who refuse to share.

"If you don't share, I will personally come to your house and douse you with napalm"

Some people won't spare five seconds to show they care about victims of Facebook meme napalm dousing.

I want a FB app that literally punches the person on the other side of the monitor

i would prefer a strong, non-lethal shock

or actually, tbh, it's better that neither of those things exist

But if every person on facebook spent just six seconds pretending to care, that little, powerless meme would suddenly blossom into a massively powerful time sink.

if every person just stopped breathing, there would be no wars

be a lot of auto-erotic asphyxiations tho

lol

one simple trick for HUGE Facebook macro propagation

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damn even my man homer getting involved

FB: heart touching fun

Ramen noodle libel was posted by three anti-vaccine people on my FB feed.

i saw something going around today about "marriage isn't for you" and it linked to some random lunkhead's blog and went on about how he realized that he was selfish

^oh god I saw a few people posting that too. smug marrieds are the worst.

it's not so much that they're smug -- it's that this guy was apparently given a talking-to by his father about how marriage is about creating a family and doing it (?) for them, not for himself
i found it hard to believe that anyone needs to be told what love is "about" but the version being espoused by this person reeks of "family values" and it gave me the creeps

otm

who is that guy -- is he even a real person?

Ah sorry I meant all the ones who were posting it on my feed were smug married types. But yeah, the creepy family values vibes otm too.

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The Great Resignation.

The nihilism of sweatpants