why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

who is responsible for this disgusting anti-ramen travesty

A bit of thought reveals...it's the noodles themselves

get lost hippie, leave me to my ramen

NO PLEASE

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"a session of noodles"

nood sesh!

kinda wanna make nood sesh! -- Treeship my dn

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santa's pretty busy, he might not have 6 seconds. Stop guilting santa!

I am sorry for whatever I did with you

sorry for throwing you down that well

last 2 are pretty amazing

I enjoy reading the last sentences of every "Share this if you..." GIFs just to observe the wide variety of value-judgments and/or curses tossed at the people who refuse to share.

"If you don't share, I will personally come to your house and douse you with napalm"

Some people won't spare five seconds to show they care about victims of Facebook meme napalm dousing.

I want a FB app that literally punches the person on the other side of the monitor

i would prefer a strong, non-lethal shock

or actually, tbh, it's better that neither of those things exist

But if every person on facebook spent just six seconds pretending to care, that little, powerless meme would suddenly blossom into a massively powerful time sink.

if every person just stopped breathing, there would be no wars

be a lot of auto-erotic asphyxiations tho

lol

one simple trick for HUGE Facebook macro propagation

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damn even my man homer getting involved

FB: heart touching fun

Ramen noodle libel was posted by three anti-vaccine people on my FB feed.

i saw something going around today about "marriage isn't for you" and it linked to some random lunkhead's blog and went on about how he realized that he was selfish

^oh god I saw a few people posting that too. smug marrieds are the worst.

it's not so much that they're smug -- it's that this guy was apparently given a talking-to by his father about how marriage is about creating a family and doing it (?) for them, not for himself
i found it hard to believe that anyone needs to be told what love is "about" but the version being espoused by this person reeks of "family values" and it gave me the creeps

otm

who is that guy -- is he even a real person?

Ah sorry I meant all the ones who were posting it on my feed were smug married types. But yeah, the creepy family values vibes otm too.

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The Great Resignation.

The nihilism of sweatpants

- im-old.com

(xp)

depends on who you're cuddling, I guess

I'd rather sip sweat pants, cuddle the couch and go to a Netflix party

is how I read that

from my fb "newsfeed"

"XXX likes Changing the definition of murder to include animals's link."

AGREED

sick of animals always getting off with manslaughter

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it's a de-textbook, y'all!!!

"We are not joking."

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i don't hate that i've just never seen anyone do that.

i'll do whatever the hell i want with my box

are you supposed to take the food out and put it on another plate or in a bowl and then make the carton a plate and then put the food back on to the carton-as-plate?

p sure you're not suppose to do shit it's just some lifehack some asshole decided is actually an ancient chinese secret and it caught on

The Chinese usually eschew plates in favor of bowls, which almost always make more sense as an individual serving receptacle for chinese food than a plate does.