why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Ah sorry I meant all the ones who were posting it on my feed were smug married types. But yeah, the creepy family values vibes otm too.

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The Great Resignation.

The nihilism of sweatpants

- im-old.com

(xp)

depends on who you're cuddling, I guess

I'd rather sip sweat pants, cuddle the couch and go to a Netflix party

is how I read that

from my fb "newsfeed"

"XXX likes Changing the definition of murder to include animals's link."

AGREED

sick of animals always getting off with manslaughter

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1375667_10150347151354949_1768004382_n.jpg

it's a de-textbook, y'all!!!

"We are not joking."

http://media.focusonthefamily.com/blogmedia/images/jim-daly/DaveBarry1.jpg

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i don't hate that i've just never seen anyone do that.

i'll do whatever the hell i want with my box

are you supposed to take the food out and put it on another plate or in a bowl and then make the carton a plate and then put the food back on to the carton-as-plate?

p sure you're not suppose to do shit it's just some lifehack some asshole decided is actually an ancient chinese secret and it caught on

The Chinese usually eschew plates in favor of bowls, which almost always make more sense as an individual serving receptacle for chinese food than a plate does.

You're suppose to
unfold the box to turn
it into a giant mess

I think the boxes are just made to be shipped flat so they have to fold like that to have no leaky seams. I am generally a hater, though.

you're supposed to throw the damn container away and eat it off an actual plate like a fucking human being and not a goat.

you're not supposed to throw anything away and you have no idea how goats eat let alone fucking human beings.

lol

I had idea they were called "oyster pails" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_pail

No mention of their transformation into plates or of goats' feelings toward them.

Eating noodles right out of the goat box is one of life's little pleasures.

you can tell because so many people in movies and tv do it
and then deliver dialogue with their mouths full of noodles from the goat box

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/Chinese-Food-Box-Kostuem.jpg

youre supposed to eat the box

great idea thx lifehaxors

http://basicallybeyondbasic.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/539088_2766426855786_1922659461_n.jpg?w=750

I think people are mistaking something that's made from a flat piece of card with an intent that it should return to that shape. Or something.

I mean, couldn't this be said of every cardboard box ever?

p sure you're not suppose to do shit it's just some lifehack some asshole decided is actually an ancient chinese secret and it caught on

― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, November 4, 2013 10:19 PM (Yesterday)

I really want shrimp lo mein right now, fyi.

i really just want to take apart a box

nudge nudge, wink wink

would unfold

it so clearly makes a SHITTY plate, plus what do you put the leftovers in, and don't you want to mix the chicken with the rice?

some careful folding and scotch tape and you have a box again! #lifehack

need somewhere to put chinese food after you've spilled it all over the place by unfolding the box? try a bowl! #lifehack

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yhn6sFHIYlA/UVn8Z6yA9_I/AAAAAAAAEzs/D-V7KcmBgKs/s400/pizzaplates.gif

Those ancient Italians sure were clever.

Oh you two intimate strangers being photographed on the street. I could've sworn I read about you six months ago.

oh man, he lifehacked the hell out of that pizza!

Cholesterol currently lifehacking his arteries.

Pretty sure only getting one slice of pizza is in no way a life-hack.

His arteries are fine. Since he couldn't make five plates, he's just going to sit there and watch his friends eat pizza.

If only there was another way!

i live with a dude who does shit like this. he has the personality of a funeral home.

wow i bet nobody has ever used the box as a plate before

you don't even really need a plate for pizza anyway