why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/Chinese-Food-Box-Kostuem.jpg

youre supposed to eat the box

great idea thx lifehaxors

http://basicallybeyondbasic.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/539088_2766426855786_1922659461_n.jpg?w=750

I think people are mistaking something that's made from a flat piece of card with an intent that it should return to that shape. Or something.

I mean, couldn't this be said of every cardboard box ever?

p sure you're not suppose to do shit it's just some lifehack some asshole decided is actually an ancient chinese secret and it caught on

― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, November 4, 2013 10:19 PM (Yesterday)

I really want shrimp lo mein right now, fyi.

i really just want to take apart a box

nudge nudge, wink wink

would unfold

it so clearly makes a SHITTY plate, plus what do you put the leftovers in, and don't you want to mix the chicken with the rice?

some careful folding and scotch tape and you have a box again! #lifehack

need somewhere to put chinese food after you've spilled it all over the place by unfolding the box? try a bowl! #lifehack

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yhn6sFHIYlA/UVn8Z6yA9_I/AAAAAAAAEzs/D-V7KcmBgKs/s400/pizzaplates.gif

Those ancient Italians sure were clever.

Oh you two intimate strangers being photographed on the street. I could've sworn I read about you six months ago.

oh man, he lifehacked the hell out of that pizza!

Cholesterol currently lifehacking his arteries.

Pretty sure only getting one slice of pizza is in no way a life-hack.

His arteries are fine. Since he couldn't make five plates, he's just going to sit there and watch his friends eat pizza.

If only there was another way!

i live with a dude who does shit like this. he has the personality of a funeral home.

wow i bet nobody has ever used the box as a plate before

you don't even really need a plate for pizza anyway

don't have plates? use the floor!

don't have a mop? use the dog!

#lifehack

lifehacking tip: keep food in your hands until you've completely eaten it, then get more food with your hands. No plates ever again.

you know what's an even better #lifehack? Stop ordering chinese takeout and cook your own meals instead. The money you save on food delivery and health-related costs may even be enough to buy a set of plates.

hungry? eat your arm! it's free!
#lifehack

it's just your #lifehacking, serve pizza pies

Keep your kids from getting their hands dirty by teaching them to pick up food with their faces! Plus no utensils or plates to wash!

#lifehack

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hell

http://whisper.sh/

http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea712d6ab593146755bf625be05cafdeb92.jpg

WHISPERSH

it means the emergency room nurse shot/maimed the best friend, right?

or "well, if we weren't best friends, i wouldn't have fought so hard to save your life. it literally has to be personal and i literally have to have told you in the past that best friendship means forever at some point for me to do my job. sorry about the alcohol poisoning."

no, p sure this was premeditated

http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea78219eaa1786408724ce95d924e6a380ae.jpg

#do whatever #entitled #on my finger #ring on my

http://dybodsnvnuqdv.cloudfront.net/04ea79ef1135c56675259f6ff11d47f7d12f2a.jpg

http://whisper.sh/topics/catholic

holy fuck there's actually an argument going on

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http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea76a8c351b125585755b556c37bfdc65641.jpg

has to be a relevant ilx joke here somewhere

what the hell

i like this one:

http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea787250683c689916a99f9b036ffdb366b6.jpg

there is just no end to the weirdness...

a verbose way of saying "otm"

unfortunately for everyone who browses ilx on a phone i'm going to use it 12 times a day

http://basicallybeyondbasic.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/539088_2766426855786_1922659461_n.jpg?w=750

leave it to the goth, thx goth

that's not food

correct, goths are not food

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1395285_762887363727680_66762524_n.jpg

from getting a peppermint dye job at the salon

lol

i experimented with black nail polish in college one day. peppermint hair dye might have been cooler.

dying here, perhaps literally. Thank fuck I'm not at work