why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

wow i bet nobody has ever used the box as a plate before

you don't even really need a plate for pizza anyway

don't have plates? use the floor!

don't have a mop? use the dog!

#lifehack

lifehacking tip: keep food in your hands until you've completely eaten it, then get more food with your hands. No plates ever again.

you know what's an even better #lifehack? Stop ordering chinese takeout and cook your own meals instead. The money you save on food delivery and health-related costs may even be enough to buy a set of plates.

hungry? eat your arm! it's free!
#lifehack

it's just your #lifehacking, serve pizza pies

Keep your kids from getting their hands dirty by teaching them to pick up food with their faces! Plus no utensils or plates to wash!

#lifehack

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hell

http://whisper.sh/

http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea712d6ab593146755bf625be05cafdeb92.jpg

WHISPERSH

it means the emergency room nurse shot/maimed the best friend, right?

or "well, if we weren't best friends, i wouldn't have fought so hard to save your life. it literally has to be personal and i literally have to have told you in the past that best friendship means forever at some point for me to do my job. sorry about the alcohol poisoning."

no, p sure this was premeditated

http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea78219eaa1786408724ce95d924e6a380ae.jpg

#do whatever #entitled #on my finger #ring on my

http://dybodsnvnuqdv.cloudfront.net/04ea79ef1135c56675259f6ff11d47f7d12f2a.jpg

http://whisper.sh/topics/catholic

holy fuck there's actually an argument going on

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http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea76a8c351b125585755b556c37bfdc65641.jpg

has to be a relevant ilx joke here somewhere

what the hell

i like this one:

http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea787250683c689916a99f9b036ffdb366b6.jpg

there is just no end to the weirdness...

a verbose way of saying "otm"

unfortunately for everyone who browses ilx on a phone i'm going to use it 12 times a day

http://basicallybeyondbasic.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/539088_2766426855786_1922659461_n.jpg?w=750

leave it to the goth, thx goth

that's not food

correct, goths are not food

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from getting a peppermint dye job at the salon

lol

i experimented with black nail polish in college one day. peppermint hair dye might have been cooler.

dying here, perhaps literally. Thank fuck I'm not at work

“If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”

-Ayn Rand

"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction"

-Ayn Rand

"'If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?'

'I…don't know. What…could he do? What would you tell him?'

'To shrug.'"

- Bob Marley

no atlas no shrug

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i cant stop laughing at this

LOL

i dont understand how did you get in this family

that's a photo of jesus fyi

Hjhhyruruhhrjrxjrrbbrr. Rr brbnhututjtjttnooknenenrnjrnr brjrjedjdjdjfjjfjfjtjf

That's Tomas de Torquemada, right?

Tuomas de Torquemada: "What is this Judaism thing? Can somebody explain it to me?"

Catholic Jew Mitt Romney, What's on Your iPod?

someone just linked to this from facebook, i dunno if it quite belongs in this thread but UGH at it anyway. http://9gag.com/gag/anYQEon?ref=fb.s

i want to respond to each one individually

good guy/bad guy movie would be pretty rad

qr-coded microwavables sounds like the future

when do you microwave something on high, let it stand and then microwave it some more on medium?

frozen lasagna, but i dunno maybe you don't let it stand any

No, you just rip off the plastic and go half-power.

Listen, I've been a frozen food king since I was 17.

It's funny that you'll still see instructions that say "Rotate dinner one-half turn. Resume cooking for another 1-2 minutes."

Is there anyone (besides my 64-year-old mother) who still uses a microwave that doesn't have a rotating platter?

me, because someone replaced my platter with one that doesn't match the rotator in my microwave, so it just sits there :(