I HATE APPLE

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Dang

乒乓, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link

I'm all about time machine these days

mh, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

so like, everything i've bought on iTunes now shows up on my phone with the little cloud download logo.

and if I shuffle all the songs on my iPhone it includes those songs

annoyed

eris bueller (lukas), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

There's a setting in prefs to disable that. Under Music iirc

stet, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link

OH THE AGONY OF CHOICE thanks stet

eris bueller (lukas), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

New desktop system sifting very much toward my old Windows complaint.

Would you like to install updates now or later tonight? HOW ABOUT WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.

Can't wait for Clippy to show up and ask me for my mobile number.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

it's 2013, Clippy's already listening to your mobile calls

Euler, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link

so like, everything i've bought on iTunes now shows up on my phone with the little cloud download logo.

and if I shuffle all the songs on my iPhone it includes those songs

annoyed

― eris bueller (lukas), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya i hate this

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link

turn it off

mh, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

how about apple turns it off.

seriously, when I get in my car, the radio's where I left it. the windshield wipers don't come on in case it's raining. it doesn't ask me if I want to put it in drive now or after i back up.

it does lock my doors automatically, and yes, i hate that.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link

Lol otm just turn it off

caek, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/2m6mydy.jpg

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

you turn it off

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

i will literally fedex my phone to you and pay for return shipping if you turn it off.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

Instead of turning it off you should try complaining on message boards until Apple modified it and pushes out a new iOS update for you to download

Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

GTA 5 gave me $500,000 in virtual dollars. Apple can do the same.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

Hey people! my dad has a line on a used rmbp for $1250 and a used 2011 mbp for $1000. I'm trying to talk him into getting the retina with future proofing as my argument. Am I correct in thinking the retina is a much better deal? What other talking points should I be considering?

the late great, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

accessing network shares (i.e. my synology box) has become a nightmare, no matter what protocol i use :(

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 January 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

the only way i can get anything to work is Cmd-K then accessing my box via "cifs://" which i don't like to do, because that's the protocol for corny indie fucs

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 January 2014 21:34 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

xposting from ITR because FUCK APPLE:

FYI Apple computers are really fucking annoying when something goes wrong with them

My 2009 iMac's DVD drive began to refuse to eject CDs the other day. I took it into the Genius Bar to have them get the CD out, which they were able to do. However, the drive now thinks it has a blank DVD in it even though it's empty. Furthermore, the drive makes horrible grinding noises every time the computer wakes up. I can replace the internal drive for over $150 or I could buy an external drive for cheaper; I can't get a Super Drive though because the firmware EXPRESSLY FORBIDS them from working together. Finally, the support for the machine is about to be end-of-life'd anyway due to its age.

Oh, and also the display is starting to show discoloration and will cost something like $500 to replace if I decide to do so.

If this had happened with a PC, I could have opened the DVD drive myself and replaced it myself, resolving this whole fucking thing in maybe 90 minutes. Speaking of which, I may be getting a PC this weekend because this fucking machine irks me.

lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:47 (ten years ago) link

buy a pc and if you want to get rid of windows use Linux - apple is a waste of money - unless you'r e rich

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:55 (ten years ago) link

lol optical drives

caek, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

if you have a way of digitizing 2000+ CDs that doesn't require an optical drive, I'm all ears

lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:04 (ten years ago) link

throw them out and start again. print is dead.

caek, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link

even worse, digitizing 2000 vinyl records

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

you can't use a generic USB cd/dvd burner?

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

I can, yes. I still need to make an appointment to have them disconnect the internal DVD drive so that it stops attempting to claw its way out of the case every time I start up.

lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

borrow half a dozen external drives, rip six discs at a time, give drives back when done

mh, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

my macbook has a optical drive spasm at weird times too - like if I go to open a file or something - maye its looking at all possible places a file could be or something

also my OS is obsolete and I cannot upgrade due to hardware - F U apple!!

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

also they were playing "How Soon Is Now?" while dude at the Genius Bar was running diagnostics and I was singing along and dude looked up at me, grinned, and asked "Rockin' out to some Depeche Mode, huh?"

I mean, come on

lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link

going to use this opportunity to share that I spent ten minutes thinking my computer was fucked up because I kept putting a blu-ray disc in the blu-ray drive I'd installed, and it kept ejecting the wrong drive tray

it turns out the blu-ray drive was the top one and I was just repeatedly putting a bd in the dvd drive
xp

lolol

mh, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link

YOushoudl have said "yes I LOVE depeche mode, especially when they had Lol Tolhurst!!"

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

haha perfect

lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link

LOOOL kids these days xps

sleeve, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link

this "kid" was mmmmmmmmaybe 3 years younger than me

or he's led an extraordinarily tough life, dude was weathered

lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link

always thought it was " I am the sun and the air" transcendental Moz

why would apple name its shithead minions "geniuses" - to make them more hate-able?

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:31 (ten years ago) link

my gf's ipad had the "phantom dock connector" issue where the sound would not switch back to the internal speaker. apple incredibly gives you no way to manually force the device to use its own speaker. (just how stupid this is: you could trick the device in skype to use the internal speaker but as soon as you try most any other app - back to 'dock connector'). resetting it didn't work. restoring it didn't work. jailbreaking it and deleting one stupid preference file, that worked. -_-

bnw, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link

I'll buy an ipad when they are 20 bucks

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:50 (ten years ago) link

I recently opened up my macbook pro and replaced the optical drive with an SSD. It's really not that hard to open up and remove it. Macsales sells drives and probably suplies instructions.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link

you could open the imac and just disconnect it?

dan selzer, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:52 (ten years ago) link

at this point I'd be game to do that; I didn't see a clear way into the machine, which is why I took it to the Genius Bar

lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link

also they were playing "How Soon Is Now?" while dude at the Genius Bar was running diagnostics and I was singing along and dude looked up at me, grinned, and asked "Rockin' out to some Depeche Mode, huh?"

I mean, come on

― lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 10:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha, you met one of the guys who used to live inside Napster.

I'm tired of simple things like not being able to take a screenshot of a DVD. Not being able to charge Apple products with the 3rd-party USB ports that I've been using for years prior to Mavericks. Not having an "Always Deny" option for keychain passwords. Fucking having to hit the Alt button now to view MY LIBRARY.

I've already talked about the colors and tagging. I'll settle down instead.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link

colors and tagging issue SUCKS.

I think Onyx or some other free utilities let you make the library folders permanently visible.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link

at this point I'd be game to do that; I didn't see a clear way into the machine, which is why I took it to the Genius Bar

― lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 11:54 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.ifixit.com/Device/iMac

caek, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

pp, in mavericks, open your home folder and tick the show library option in view options

caek, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link

Thanks, Clippy.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link

Third-party USB adapters seem to finally be able to charge my iPhone/Pad. Maybe it's an iOS7 thing?

schwantz, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:29 (ten years ago) link

It could be. The old ipod/iphone works, but the new mini doesn't.

Worst part is the little box that comes up and says "Your Mini iPad isn't charging." It KNOWS there's a mini iPad there. It even takes the time to flash a little message to me about it. And yet, it just stands by while my battery drains, like a volunteer fire department watching the house of a dues-delinquent homeowner burn down.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:36 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hope you're all running software update on a private network right now

caek, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link

and that you haven't been on public wifi since last week

caek, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link


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