I like the implication that the nanny sometimes knows the difference between quinoa and couscous but it's an awareness that comes and goes. Also that the nanny is a total fucking bonehead.
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 November 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
i like that this was posted on both quid ag threads, we're vigilant
― johnny crunch, Friday, 15 November 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
It's deserving.
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 November 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I posted it on the old quid ag thread because I didn't search for "most recent first": quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 15 November 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
In any case, these people need to be nuked from orbit.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 15 November 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
i am agonizing over the quiddity of this thread remaining unlocked
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
New quids thread 4eva
― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 16 November 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link
"I always thought I would be a dean for a few years and then eventually end up as a provost. But I discovered that there are only a few places that meet all my criteria for where I'm willing to work: flagship university, mild weather, appropriate water for sailing and rowing."
http://chronicle.com/article/Why-I-Am-Dropping-Out-of/142027/
― one way street, Saturday, 16 November 2013 07:18 (ten years ago) link
couldnt get past graf 1, throw these ppl to the wolves
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Saturday, 16 November 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link
college administrator, certainly in the top ten list of jobs i would think of under the heading 'leaders'
― j., Saturday, 16 November 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
who relishes chairing search committees? what a wack job
i love how the only two times teaching shows up, it's as part of 'research and teaching', 'teaching and research'
― j., Saturday, 16 November 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/16/business/emotional-support-with-fur-draws-complaints-on-planes.html?_r=0
― j., Saturday, 16 November 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link
that one is perfect -- one elite's pleasure is another's agony
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 16 November 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
I uncomfortable calling the use of service or support animals an issue for the elite. Flying certainly isn't an elite pastime. Neither is depression or anxiety or allergies.
Maybe more like an issue of some people exploiting an opportunity.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 16 November 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
maybe you can get a little dog to sit on your lap and provide you with some of that missing comfort
― j., Saturday, 16 November 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
Maybe I will.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 16 November 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
Yeah I don't find that to be much of a ruling class thing either. People using the "emotional support animal" thing as a scam to take their dog everywhere is just something some people do.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 16 November 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
i support these people in their time of emotional need
― lag∞n, Saturday, 16 November 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
who do you think can get away with that kind of scam best?
― j., Saturday, 16 November 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
one time i was on a plane and this little girl was telling me all about how her cat was under the seat and i was like ok sure how nice you little lunatic but the cat did turn out to be under there
― lag∞n, Saturday, 16 November 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
The ruling class part might be how it's usually well-off people who have the resources to get a pet certified, or know somebody who knows somebody who will do it for not a lot of hassle
Kind of like how there's a bunch of "pain management specialists" on the upper east side who are happy to write you a prescription for vicodin if you will pay the consultation fee
OTOH
To serve the needs of the animals and their owners, a cottage industry of websites and doctors advertising documents that certify emotional support animals has emerged.Carla Black, a psychotherapist in Marina del Rey, Calif., began receiving enough requests for emotional support animal certification that this year she began advertising on her website. For $99, she provides an hour of her time, over the phone or Skype, and a clinical assessment, along with a prescription letter, which is valid for one year.Ms. Black said in a telephone interview that before she issues a letter she ensures the client is eligible under criteria set by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition. “I make sure they qualify for depression or whatever, P.T.S.D.,” she said, referring to post-traumatic stress disorder.There are also myriad places on the Internet that cater to the growing demand, including a robust market for service animal vests.
Carla Black, a psychotherapist in Marina del Rey, Calif., began receiving enough requests for emotional support animal certification that this year she began advertising on her website. For $99, she provides an hour of her time, over the phone or Skype, and a clinical assessment, along with a prescription letter, which is valid for one year.
Ms. Black said in a telephone interview that before she issues a letter she ensures the client is eligible under criteria set by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition. “I make sure they qualify for depression or whatever, P.T.S.D.,” she said, referring to post-traumatic stress disorder.
There are also myriad places on the Internet that cater to the growing demand, including a robust market for service animal vests.
$100 seems like a good deal
I'm going to get my pet turtle certified
― 乒乓, Saturday, 16 November 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
I have a friend who has a certified emotional support dog, actually, and showed me the cert
She says her family friend who is a doctor wrote it for her and it was no big deal
It was only valid for a year
So I imagine she always remembers to send her family friend a christmas cards to grease the wheels
― 乒乓, Saturday, 16 November 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
I have a bunch of friends who are touring actors with big national shows and they all own dogs and they all do this.
― kate78, Sunday, 17 November 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/11/18/healthy-trips-to-exotic-places/
Not sure if this really falls into the quid and ag set but the premise of this sort of bothered me
Probaby because I regularly visited a country as a kid that I am sure would make her list of places to be extra-vigilant with your children about
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
10 best countries to abandon your children in
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
Things you have packed in your suitcase for your trip to Turkey: two seatbelts to be installed in cars that don't have one
Other things you may want to pack in your suitcase: Enveloping plastic bubble to protect you and your family from the dangerous miasma you will find yourself in. Make sure it can comfortably envelope two adult sized persons and up to three children sized persons
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
unsafe driving/lack of seatbelts is for sure #1 by a wide wide margin of things that worry me when traveling in countries that have unsafe driving/lack of seatbelts
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
some destinations/styles of travel like say backpacking in india that ive seen people do with children seem like the most tiring thing possible
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
the parents always look very tired too
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
youd think youd just want to go chill on the beach or w/e
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
i guess if yr kid is like 10+ then you could go more mobile easier
"kids, remember india?!""THAT SUCKED!"
― arnold rorschach test (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
haha yes
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
tho tbf a lot of people have that experience, then later theyre all ahh india magical
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
yup revisionist family history is usually the most magical
― unfynest (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
i read some study that claims thats just how memory works too which is why its better to spend money on experiences than possessions cause later you can cherish them and it doesnt even really matter if you had a good time idk people are super weird and messed up
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
i mostly travel to make people jealous on facebook
High school reunions man xp
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
yuup
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
Anyway I don't think I've felt that unsafe driving around w/o a seatbelt in a foreign country
Probably most unsafe I felt was in peru where the cars would honk when driving on a mountain road so that cars coming the other direction would know that there was a car coming right at them
I get my recommended vaccinations
But that's about it
It's true that there should be a ban on kids under the age of 13 being allowed to travel
OTOH the traveling of teenagers should be especially encouraged
Bringing teens to the Taj Mahal and having them go "this sucks"
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link
riding in cars on shitty mountain roads in countries with terrible drivers/cars is basically my nightmare
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
p sure ive gotten ptsd from it before
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
The cool thing about those countries though is that all the cars are three cylinder eastern european joints w/ like 50 horsepower
The most danger they pose is what if you drive off a cliff
But if that were to happen it'd be going slow enough where you could see it coming and then dive out of the car before the car goes off the cliff
You'd probably have at least 5 seconds to realize and dive
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
lol sure buddy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
some stat i read the developing world has like 10% of the cars and 50% of the traffic fatalities
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
Ok well the other consoling fact is that the lack of adequate crumple zones in the car means that your death would be swift and certain instead of drawn out and painful in a dirty hospital
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
Hospitals are probably very free with the morphine though
That's the main lesson I got from watching 'The Darjeeling Limited'
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
was talking to a friend who lived in india for ten years and she was kind of poopooing the danger of the roads there and then right after she recounted this horrific list of accidents she had been in witnessed or heard about that included people being cut in half heads run over like watermelons cars plunging off cliffs etc
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
in a lot of places you can get valium over the counter which ime helps w fear of automobiles, so at least you can be not scared enough to avoid dangerous situations
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link