Yesterday's EastEnders

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Well well well, wasn't fridays episode EXCITING? What a SUPER twist, eh, what?

I was terribly disappointed at Andy Hunters death, I was expecting him to be torn apart by Alfie or Patrick, but hey ho, can't have all the square murderers.

Gosh, I'm sad.

Rumpington Lane, Monday, 21 February 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Best bit of Friday's episode = Ian Beale playing air guitar.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 21 February 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Worst bit = naked Martin Fowler. Ewww.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 21 February 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Andy's death was pathetic, such a rub way to go for someone supposedly so dangerous.

how did Den fake his dead pulse?

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

More to the point, how did he get his head bashed in with a big metal doorstop twice with not the slightest trace of blood?

Andy's death was cool, especially the ruthless economy of it. Actually the Andy story was much more compelling than the Den storyline, I thought.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

but being pushed off the bridge like that, he didn't exactly try and fight back all that much. fwiw i hate den and all the story lines he had, glad he is now gone (again) that'll teach him to go masturcating on the internet.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

The scream as Andy fell was a bit pantomimish though. His end was a bit too sudden; I wanted him to suffer with everyone getting a bit of a boot in.

Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

well if you get hit with a blunt object you don't always bleed outside (whatever the WWF would have you believe)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Den didn't fake his death pulse, it's just that Sam Mitchell makes a rubbish nurse. I love the way she portrays most emotions by doing a puzzled pout.

alix (alix), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

mmmmm sam mitchell's puzzled pout

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, what with the pouting, Zoe's blank gobshite faces and Chrissie's flick of her corkscrew curls, they make a pretty impressive east end combo.

Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

also i was hoping for more of a damaging result when den threw chrissie into the bandit machine, like for instance her full head caving right into the machine with sparks showering around everyone and slowly the machine shorting out with her still twitching body lying there.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link

zoe should have picked up den and set him up with the tombstone piledriver.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

and then tagged Sam..

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

at which point, angie comes back to the scene with a steel chair to strike at zoe, sam blocks the hit and drops the chair on the floor just as zoe hits the piledriver, dropping den's skull right through the steel chair.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

angie and zoe continue with arms locked together in stalemate, chrissie eager with out-stretched arm at ring side for a tag.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

also i was hoping for more of a damaging result when den threw chrissie into the bandit machine, like for instance her full head caving right into the machine with sparks showering around everyone and slowly the machine shorting out with her still twitching body lying there.
after showering her body with 50p pieces :-)

I was saying to my wife the other night that with the two new rent-a-thugs, the return of Den and the bloke of The Bill that 'enders now had way too many tough/bad guys in it. Good plan to get rid of two at once.

Rumour azzit Grant Mitchell may return later in the year.

um, xpost, some wrestling stuff, folding table gtting smashed or something

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I hear the new landlord of the Queen Vic is going to be "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray of mid 90s tag team icons The Heavenly Bodies.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 21 February 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't know about Grant Mitchell, Onimo, but I do know that Phil and Peggy are meant to be coming back. Also, the producers are very keen on trying to persuade Gillian Taylforth aka Kathy Beale to return as well.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Monday, 21 February 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

But where will Ian go when Adam Woodyatt needs a couple of weeks in the sun?

I thought the bit in the Vic with Ian playing the air guitar was quite sweet because it involved all the characters who've been there from the beginning. I can't believe I've been watching that programme for 20 years now.

I also can't believe that the best plotline they could come up with for their 20th anniversary was to kill Den again. I agree, Andy's death was much better.

And hey! The Ferreras aren't gone at all! There they were at the bar with no-one saying "where the bloody hell did you lot slope off to?"

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

The Ferreras were out in force tonight. You lot seem to have brought them back by the power of positive thinking. Like, thanks.

I was quite stupidly impressed with them keeping Sharon's brief return quiet - I read quite a lot of trashy papers and magazines and didn't know about it. I should get out more.

I said that thing about Ian being like his twattish 20-years-ago self with Pauline and Dot and Den and that to my husband when it was on on Friday, like what accentmonkey said, and my husband said I was really sad. :(

Are there any gays in Eastenders at the moment? I like a good gay character.

The guy who plays the Moon brother that isn't Lee from the Office is gay in real life, but that's not what you meant, was it? Corrie has the best soap gay in Sean.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 21 February 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

When Ian started his Air Guitar Rock God thing I said "Don't give us that shit Ian you were in The Banned!" and my wife said "I can't believe you remember these things."

I can't help myself, my head is full of old soap plots - I'm therefore frequently baffled at the company some people keep in the soaps ("Why are you buying him a pint? He shagged your wife in 1992!"). It seems the characters have shorter memories (or are more forgiving) than me.

Tony and Simon were a top gay couple. Simon was totally over the top bad acting camp guy and Tony spent the whole time going "I'm not gay, give us a kiss Si."

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 21 February 2005 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Danny Moon gay? Shit, there goes my fantasy!

Oh, and WTF is with Ronnie Ferrera? Has he got mumps?

Rumpy Pumpkin, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Was Ian in The Banned? IIRC its membership included Sharon, Kelvin and a preposterous proto-Nathan Barley right-on type whose name I can't remember.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Ian was the drummer in The Banned, I'm sure. Although I still think of them as Dogmarket.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit, no it ain't, too many of them.

According to teh beeb "The Banned was a pop group consisting of Ian Beale, Sharon Watts, Kelvin Carpenter and Eddie Henderson. In the show they performed a track called Something Outta Nothing. It was then released as a single."

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link

That guy on the left is astonshing. They should bring him back.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:52 (nineteen years ago) link

No, that is them. Wicksy was their sort of manager but their actual manager was Eddie's cousin Harry (I think) which is why there's six of them there.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Harry I think was the preposterous proto-Nathan Barley right-on type. That's definitely him second from right in the back row.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't help myself, my head is full of old soap plots

Me too. When Den was bludgeoned I thought, wow, it's just like when Steve and Matthew did Saskia in. And cementing over the body. How Brookside!

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Hullo

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 08:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Can anyone give me an account of what happened last night? Dear dear see what happens, I cultivate a soap obsession to compensate for not having a life, then I get a life back and pine for Eastenders...

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 08:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe nobody can indulge me :-(

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 08:58 (nineteen years ago) link

The Ferraro's are in deep doo daa with Johnny for losing his cars

The 'Lords of the Bling' lads had a scrap (can't remember the names) over the Ferraro girl.

That blonde girl who hangs around with the Ferraro's shouted at them a bit and then did one.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Ahh, I understand. Thanks Ste.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this where they will be leaving I guess? They have to come up with either the lost cars or loads of money by the end of the day, there was talk of running away.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Johnny Allen's daughter is clearly some sort of nervous wreck and keeps running away. She freaked out at the sight of a picture of her sister on his wall. I think the sister in question was murdered by gangsters.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the Farreiras are as good as gone anyway.

Johnny Allens daughter is an assasin. She killed her sister. Jane in the caff put her up to it cause she don't like li'l girls innit?

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, Sonia had lots of angst about the fact that Chloe's adoptive parents had been killed in a car crash, with Martin being totally unsupportive as per. Sonia seems to have developed quite a lot of turn-on-turn-off emotions for Chloe over the last few years. I mean when Zoe was pregnant she was all "it's the best thing to feel your baby growing as part of you" - wtf she didn't even know she was pregnant until Mo Harris told her there was a baby's head poking out her hole...

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:23 (nineteen years ago) link

that episode where sonia suddenly started having a baby was probably, for me, the freakiest moment ever.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Mo Harris told her there was a baby's head poking out her hole...

Mmm, attractive. Thanks, Ailsa.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

That's what happened! Didn't you see it?

In tonight's EastEnders update, the Ferreiras have gone! FOR GOOD!

Johnny Allen's daughter is clearly some sort of nervous wreck and keeps running away. She freaked out at the sight of a picture of her sister on his wall. I think the sister in question was murdered by gangsters.

Nope, it was a fire apparently. Though that fire may have been gangster-related as I wasn't really paying attention. She was called Scarlet. Like as in Scarlets. DO YOU SEE?

Isn't Stacey Slater annoying? Note to scriptwriters - we all remember Janine, we don't need another one just yet thanks.

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

but Johnny Allen = best Walford gangster so far!

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
Ross Kemp's coming back, as many predicted (inc. myself). Not even this compels me to watch it though.

My prediction stands: He will take back the Queen Vic, get Vicky or Sonia or both up the duff whilst seeing Den's old bit of stuff, then die somehow in another hopelessly ill-conceived scenario.

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

bringing back RK would be a mistake.

I watch eastenders, at the moment, if it's on the telly I'm watching.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm watching it now. It's not very good. Phil is a rubbish baddie, but I am quite looking forward to him flushing Ian's head down the loo.

Jake and Danny have grown on me, now that they are leaving.

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

wait, who is phil?

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

He's the hefty hero of all East End furries everywhere.

Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Mind you, not every rubbish baddie gets to belt Ian in the face and bogflush him.

Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

he'll be back, Harold Bishop/Dee Bliss style

boxedjoy, Sunday, 25 December 2022 22:49 (one year ago) link

We absolutely reckoned he's up for the full Harold Bishop reveal. Janine husbands should really stay away from cliffs.

ailsa, Monday, 26 December 2022 22:04 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

The actress playing Lola is doing an incredible job.

boxedjoy, Saturday, 20 May 2023 10:37 (ten months ago) link

Cindy reportedly returning from the grave in a few months, with Ian. How many of Ian's wives have tried to murder him? He doesn't bear a grudge.

technopolis, Saturday, 20 May 2023 17:43 (ten months ago) link


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