Taking Sides: "Do They Know It's Christmas?" vs "We Are the World"

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (168 of them)
That Pavel person up there has got it right on (for my obnoxiously crisp western $$$ that is). Do They Know is an infinitely better song as well. It's such a damned shame about the grotesque bandwagon train that began with We Are The World, because it completely tarnished and even undid everything that was great about the original phenomenon. In later years, I noticed that myself and so many of my peers evolved into a manner of voluntary sarcasm and involuntary cynicism that I am sorely tempted to blame squarely upon the sheer trendiness during those years that was placed on being, or rather on APPEARING TO BE charitable and politically active. Case in point - someone I knew at the time, one day received a package of fundraising literature from Greenpeace in the mail. This package happened to include a rather striking graphic of a whale with the Greenpeace moniker etc... so this person "really wanted to give their support" but instead of making an actual donation or some real sacrifice like that, they proceeded to take their money to the local mall to have the aforementioned 'striking graphic' made into a custom T-shirt which, alternating with various Bat-Man movie Ts, was worn oh-so-righteously for the next few months. "Look at me, I'm saving the world! I'm doing my bit you know! See my shirt? Would I be wearing this if I didn't care? I have an Amnesty International one too you know! By the way, can I borrow your giant aerosol can of hairspray? I forgot mine at home." In the face of this deeply shallow new world, the resoundingly cynical response, the great cry of "Fuck it!" coming from so many of us, probably wasn't that much of a wonder.

static, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...
We do this poll every year around Xmas.

Mark (MarkR), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

>Don't you suppose the line "Do they know it's Christmas?" would have >to be directed at non-Christian Africans in order to have any >meaning whatsoever? Isn't the alternative writing an entire single >asking, rhetorically, if "they" know it's Christmas, to which large >numbers of "them" would reply: well, yes, actually we do? Isn't the >whole problem with the damn song the fact that it doesn't occur to >Geldof to make this distinction at all?

I think this is slightly sloppy exegesis. The way I read it, Geldof's question, unpacked, would have undertones that run something like: "We have this time of 'goodwill toward men [people]' that we call Christmas. From our actions, can the developing world (toward whom we have a huge responsibility, having colonized/fucked them over) TELL that we're enjoying such a period of self-congratulating charity?" It's true that "Do they feel like it's Christmas?/Do they feel like celebrating?" would be a better question. Not as singable.

Bono's "Them/Us" line has always bugged me and made me laugh. Geldof's explanation doesn't help; if he really was trying to get people to do all that thinking, he should've known that on top-40 radio, that wouldn't be the effect (celebrity charity singles don't lend themselves to anything beyond sloppy self-regarding sentimentality). Still, it's a likable boppy-synthesizer tune without all the taking-a-shit "sincere" vocal stylings of "WATW."

I bristle at the immediate equation of Christianity and empires--Jesus and Paul weren't Platonists or Europeans, and contemporary theologians (the good ones) are doing their damndest to extricate them from Constantinianism. Still, if people think it's an imperialistic ideology and nothing but, that's MOSTLY Christians' damn fault. We can continue this discussion on the "I Love Arguing About Religion in Public" message board.

>And by the way, if you want to get specific about the religion of >early-80s famine victims, the problem was centrally occurring in the >horn of Africa and into the Sahara, where Islam's had its greatest >inroads: Somalia and Sudan in particular. And while the focal point

And you're right, it's unfortunate that it probably never occured to Geldof et.al. to do this kind of analysis. Humans tend to be insular. When those same humans hold most of the economic/military cards and are helplessly implicated in centuries of imperialism, this works to perpetuate, of course, that same imperialism.

Phil Christman, Monday, 8 December 2003 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
I am picking "We Are The World" here, which works as a song, not just as an idea.

Regarding the lyrical debate on "Do They Know It's Christmas" one needs to remember that, in 1984, Islam wasn't qute as dominant in Ethiopia as it is today, so asking the question "Do They Know It's Christmas" may not have seemed as pointless then as it may seem now.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

I can't believe all the nonsense on this thread.

"We Are The World" is so much the better performance since it includes people who can, you know, really sing (i.e. sell Richie/Jackson's banalities) next to people who really can't. Among those who can really sing are a number of blacks and women. Besides being unapologetically Christian, "Do They Know It's Christmas?" has the honor of featuring no blacks or women in lead roles. So much for community.

(inspired by reading this.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link

To make it simpler:

TS: Diana Ross, Steve Perry, Daryl Hall, Cyndi Lauper vs Simon Le Bon, Tony Hadley, Sting, Bono.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Um, except... even if you break it down to merely just the question of which is a better song, "Do They Know it's Christmas?" is head and shoulders above the cloying, steam-escaping flatulence that was "We Are the World."

Pete Scholtes, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Crap see no color.

Pete Scholtes, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link

If you prefer Tony Hadley, sure.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Besides being unapologetically Christian, "Do They Know It's Christmas?" has the honor of featuring no blacks or women in lead roles. So much for community.

Which is why it's quite an achievement that "DTKIC" is still a hundred times better than "WATW"!

Lostandfound, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm not sure why. Paul Young and Boy George are the only singers who sound like human beings.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

"DTKIC" is a better song by a loooong way.

Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:03 (sixteen years ago) link

All that's preferable on "DTKIC" are the synth programs. Daryl Hall, Steve Perry, and Ray Charles -- with and without mullets and hernia faces -- could sell that awful line of Bono's ("WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU!!!!)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link

(I'm feeling feisty tonight)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

they are both painfully bad songs. the cause was good though, they tell me

Charlie Howard, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Besides being unapologetically Christian, "Do They Know It's Christmas?" has the honor of featuring no blacks or women in lead roles

In 1984, the vast majority of people living in the UK were actually white. May explain it.

The lack of female soloists was probably partly because most big UK acts of that era were male, but Ure and Geldof also decided that because the UK scene was so male dominated, they wanted an even more male dominated "group". I read somewhere that some huge female acts were left out of Band Aid because of that. Bananarama participated in the choir though.

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 21 July 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Besides, I like the lineup in Band Aid better (those people made most of the best music of the 80s), but "We Are The World" is a stronger songs. Both lyrics are quite dreadful though, but I guess they had to if they wanted to find some sort of middle ground between people of all kinds of political wings.

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 21 July 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

If Tom's gonna take the "our shite" tact, I'm going to vote: NEITHER. Instead, I'll pick our lovely Canadian version, "Tears are Not Enough", despite the inclusion of some really horrid Canadian artists (please see the BNL thread for elaboration). Still, it had Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Bruce Cockburn, Gord Lightfoot, WAYNE GRETZKY!, and many other fab talents from the Great White North. Not that I can remember many of the words...oddly enough, I remember part of the section sung in French, but only phonetically. It doesn't get much more Canadian than that.
-- Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link

OTM.

Eric H., Saturday, 21 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Hear N Aid kills both dead

J0hn D., Saturday, 21 July 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

The USA for Africa gang is way better than the Band Aid gang but I still like Do They Know It's Christmas best by far

A B C, Saturday, 21 July 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Xgau makes a convincing argument. I've always liked "Do They Know It's Christmas?" more as a song for the sheer melody/instrumentation/production, but "We Are The World" definitely works better for the cause.

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 21 July 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I guess "Sun City" takes it then?

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

"We Are The World" is one of the worst songs ever made - who cares about the quality of the singers?

zeus, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

So much insanity on this thread! Alfred OTM. Britishes at least have a valid chauvinistic reason for preferring Band Aid, but jeez, how long have the rest of you been living in a Bizarro world where Bob Geldof and Midge Ure write better songs than Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie?

"We Are the World" is classic American schmaltz, with all the good and bad that such a phrase entails.

Also, Greil Marcus' idiot reading of WATW as imperialist American celebrities devouring the world is a low point in 80s popcrit poststructuralism.

Martin Van Burne, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link

zeus' last comment is particularly shocking. I'm not defending WATW's songcraft, for God's sake, just the performances!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I knew the culturcide version before I ever heard of the real WATW. Its pretty funny, but you can't really come to the real one after it....

I know, right?, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link

How different a thread would this be if Harry Belafonte's original intention regarding WATW - that it feature only black performers - had come to pass?

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

no Cyndi Lauper, no credibility

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'd have missed Cyndi, and lots of other white folx too.

Martin Van Burne, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

BTW, why is this not a poll thread please?

Martin Van Burne, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm afraid of the results.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Alfred: we talk about a bad song, which hasn't got better because of the performance. Or I just can't get your point.

zeus, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

OMFG OLD ILX WAS SO STUPID. We are the World >>>>>> Do they know its xmas

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Britishes at least have a valid chauvinistic reason for preferring Band Aid, but jeez, how long have the rest of you been living in a Bizarro world where Bob Geldof and Midge Ure write better songs than Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie?

this cannot be stated enough

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link

WATW = maudlin sappy gag-reflex mush

ledge, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

"Tonight thank God it's them instead of you"

http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/apr2007/20070406_ethiopia.jpg http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/12/12/nbrit112.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Culturcide's version was better.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I agree with your premise JW - Richie/Jackson theoretically ought to be able to write the better song - but WATW isn't it. Melodically, it's OK, hardly prime work from either guy; lyrically I mean it's not the offensive & condescending "Do They Know?" but I'd rather be offended by content than by vague nonsense (what the hell does "we are the children" mean in the context of the chorus? which children: the starving children? no, "we" are the ones who make a brighter day and are called upon to give; however, we are also "the children" etc etc - just total nonsense, deploying the word "children" 'cause everybody likes children - bizarre, confusing, senseless)

J0hn D., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link

As the Culturcide chorus goes:

"We're not the world, we're not the children,
We're just bosses and bureaucrats and rock 'n' roll hasbeens,
There's a choice we're never given,
To run our own lives,
Without it, your better day is just a better lie."

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Again, WATW is redeemed by the vocal performances.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link

You're insane.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Culturcide's is better than either, agreed.

Otherwise, this thread is pretty 0_o to me! It's like being asked "which do you prefer, this turd or that turd"?

Pashmina, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

They're both pretty awful records!

Pashmina, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

A better idea would have been "Let It Be (Zeebrugge)" versus "Ferry 'Cross The Mersey (Hillsborough)."

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

"We Are The World" is the biggest dollop of tepid, runny, poisoned-pancreatic pooh ever to be subjected on human ears. Raise your damn standards.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Although the real winner in this debate of course is "Sun City."

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Someone post a Japanese version of "Do They Know?" so I can make a final decision.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I liked the Austrian Band Aid song (Opus?) where the chorus went "We're only doing this so that we can feel better" or something along those lines.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

No one's arguing that either song is a good one in and of itself.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

what the hell does "we are the children" mean in the context of the chorus? which children: the starving children? no, "we" are the ones who make a brighter day and are called upon to give; however, we are also "the children" etc etc - just total nonsense, deploying the word "children" 'cause everybody likes children - bizarre, confusing, senseless

That's incredibly disingenuous, J0hn. "We are the world/We are the children" is rather obviously hippie-esque "We are all one people" imagery, followed on with "we're the lucky ones who should help out the less fortunate ones" moral imperative. I kind of don't see how you can find that confusing or bizarre unless you're trying to shore up a shakey rhetorical stance based on thinking the song eats moose balls.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link

the Earth = d00med

absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Monday, 26 March 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link

TS: Love Song To The Earth vs Fistfucking God’s Planet

Siegbran, Monday, 26 March 2018 22:50 (six years ago) link

wow, can't believe macca took part in that shit

niels, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:33 (six years ago) link

Love this guy:

"Do they know it's Christmas" - HANDS DOWN! Bono...FANTASTIC!!! Great song! I think the radio has decided it. When was the last time you heard "We are the World?" on the radio? However, every Christmas we hear "Do they know..." a million times. As George "Dubyah" Bush said of the British... "We have no closer friend..." Thanks for a great song!!!!!
― JK, Domingo, 23 de Dezembro de 2001 1:00 (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 12:03 (six years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.