Mmm yes hello I am Garrison Keillor.

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i have objectivity problems from both sides, but more often than not i find him being 'fair and balanced' if not quite a la foxnews, a la cnn

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

right now im glad i cant actually hear jaymc talk.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i love how the yellow card is yellow. you know, like Hitler.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

sub-custos, i mean sub-cutty.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever, hitler

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

heh. couldn't resist.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

new meme

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

not that new.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't hate my parents, i just hate their taste

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

hi in canada we have this smug asshole stuart maclean that does the same imaginary small town + lame-ass characters + traveling show (with little story about walking around downtown and meeting joe the laundromat owner) + musical guests.

http://www.cbc.ca/vinylcafe/images/stuart_stool.jpg

fucking look at him!

― 333333333333 (33333), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ew is that the dude from yo la tengO?

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

GUESS WHAT GUYS -- MY PARENTS LOVE ALL HIS LITTLE JOKES ABOUT LUTHERANS AND SHIT AND WE ARENT EVEN FROM FUCKIN MINNESOTA OR WAHTEVER!

BY THE WAY, NOT ENOUGH PICS OF THIS GOOEY, HEAVYBREATHING NUTJOB ON THREAD
http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2001/06.07/photos/11-keillor3-300.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:GarrisonKeillor.jpg

http://www.pa.lamar.edu/dept/pi/news/2005/01/18.jpg

http://www.eyeonbooks.com/gallery/keillor.jpg

http://www.theaterticketsnow.com/images/garrison-keillor1.jpg

― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i love how the yellow card is yellow. you know, like Hitler.

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), June 2nd, 2006 2:36 PM. (gabbneb)

ur gonna luv your new audio yellow card!!

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

GARRISON_KEILLOR.TORRENT -- 10000 million terrabytez

― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU MAKE ME SICK
http://www.slashfood.com/images/2005/09/keillor.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dog-breeds-blog.com/images/pug.jpg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/05/judi_dench,0.jpg

― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

The worst person on NPR is Alan Chartock. Or that Word for the Wise lady. Eurgh.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"and that young man who stole that candy bar......was gerald ford!"

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 2nd, 2006 2:18 PM. (gear)

ahahalol

"and now you know... the rrrrest of the story. i'm paul harvey..........good day!"

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT ABOUT CARL KASSEL MOTHERFCUKERS

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah!!!!!!! my favorite!!
or that bitch that does the news segments each hour: "the dow jones in-dus-trull"

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

some of those NPR news peeps have the weirdest voices. like Jill Solburner or whoever. anybody know what i mean? WHY ARE THEY ON THE RADIO

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

tr i think alan chartock is only on wamc and surroundging stations and nobody else knows who he is! have you seen him? he is nnnnnot good looking

i love carl kassel and corey flintoff and robert siegel

xppp

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

carl kassel is the freakin WORST. sounds like he has cottonmouth all the time .. bleaurgh

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

but otm about word for the wise lady

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but you think garrison keillor is good and his voice makes me wanna barf

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

and Wait Wait totally blows .. can't believe you guys are big-upping that smarmy shit and dissing PHC.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also we are all posting to this thread from our volvos right

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to be nina totenberg when i grow up

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

and I never said I was a big GK fan ... I said I like a lot of aspects of the SHOW

but anyway you do have to give GK props at least for his "impeach Bush" editorial

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but any dribbling dickbag can know that gw sucks, you don't get a high five for that anymore

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

LAK SHMEE SINGH BITCHES

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to be nina totenberg when i grow up

you want to be an inside-the-beltway kool kids poster girl?

robert si3gel and his daughter, who i was friendly with in college, are both very nice

but anyway you do have to give GK props at least for his "impeach Bush" editorial

i refrained from posting his anti-drug-war editorial in deference to stence

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

nina would be better than cokie, tho

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

KORVA COLEMAN

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't reeeeally want to be nina totenberg, i guess

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

SILVIA PUJOLI, ROME

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

DANIEL SHORE

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

DANIEL SCHORR

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

(excuse me)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah caitlin, i figured he is wamc only.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 2 June 2006 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF KIND OF NAME IS SATIRIUS JOHNSON?????

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

the name of a band (but not a radio personality)?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 3 June 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"Before you ask... it's Greek"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 3 June 2006 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite show now is Open Source, cuz whenever the dude sez the name of the show it sounds like he is saying Open Sores!! hahaha.

my least favorite show was called Odyssey. the host of that had the most annoying voice i've ever heard in my life. gretchen something. and not only was her voice annoying, she was just horrible all-around.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 June 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

DIANE REHM IS NOIZE!! SHE SUFFERS FROM SPASMODIC DYSPHONIA!!! HOW NOIZE IS THAT?????

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 June 2006 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

She is great. We don't get her here.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 3 June 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like Diane Rehm.. she never asks any interesting questions.. my favorite show is Kojo Nnamdi, he is a treat. also "On the media" but we don't get it in DC.

when I'm in my hometown I can catch some really cool stuff on west virginia npr. appalachian stories, bluegrass music, a neat world music show on sunday evening, and the announcer is like 95 years old and takes forever to read the weather bulletins

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 3 June 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I like KOJO NNAMDI (and the way he deals with crazy uncle Mark Plotkin) too. On the Media sort of annoys me in similar fashion to Brian Lehrer, but I see even less of a point to the show.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 3 June 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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― My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 December 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

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― am0n, Thursday, 19 December 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

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― omar little, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

timely

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

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