why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I opened that in class today aughhh so embarrassing. Are those some sort of animal penis/food? Oh god

eat all the penis worms

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we should all take heed of the wise cartoon mandrill

Young children are constantly making changes and adjustments as they are exposed to new information and new experiences, but they still lack maturity.

you have successfully problematized the cartoon inspirational image macro http://www.mariebengal.com/user/cimage/animated-gold-star.gif

talking bollocks is pandemic

Oh man, someone just reposted the "twerking" burlesque pianist. Didn't realize that was still making the rounds. Way to put me off butts.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9441/w4gi.jpg
"You do a lot of things with a book and a bottle," Headley says. "It's known as the book-and-bottle routine." Cruise, he says, would instruct Headley to speak to a book, telling it to stand up, or to sit down, or otherwise to move somewhere.

"You do the same with the bottle. You talk to it. You do it with an ashtray too," he says. "You tell the ashtray, 'Sit in that chair.' Then you actually go over and put the ashtray on the chair. Then you tell the ashtray, 'Thank you.' Then you do the same thing with the bottle, and the book. And you do this for hours and hours."

Grab a rock and throw it into the water.

- okay, done

Did it make a big splash?

- Yes.

Now sorry to it.

- Sorry.

Did it go back to the way it was before?

- Hold on a sec.

- Wait just one more – 

- Yes, it went back to the way it was before.

Do you understand?

[Throws rock at interrogator.]

I am so sick of people trying to teach me a lesson on facebook.

cosign

Must-read article, click here.

If you're satisfied with innocent children being murdered in the name of our country, go to the next post about apple sauce.

Watch this. It's important.

lol George Orwell in 2013 wod be doing a facebook macro: Overthrow teh ruling class and take control of the means of production. -Okay done. -Now, did it go back to the way it was before? -Pretty much. -Ahhhhh do you seeeee

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ok i got the message the first time

consider the sores

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/legacyimages/a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0115701b9ad5970b-pi.jpg

Is there even an English-speaking dialect that rhymes "source" with "sores"?

Uh, they're very similar. I was going to say it's an assonant rhyme, but it's actually much closer than just that. The only difference is the voiced vs the unvoiced sibilant.

they are a minimal pair

upworthy-type posts seem to have overtaken macros recently in volume of annoying posts

Go right to the source and ask the horse
he'll give you an answer that you'll endorse
he's always biting on open sores
talk to Mr. Ed!

I knew the alarm had sounded that it was time for a Facebook break this morning when I realized I was entrenched in an argument with a person whose profile pic was a GIF that said "This Person Loves the USA" with an arrow pointing towards the left corner, using the shittiest graphic artwork known to man.

wait facebook allows gifs now?

Scott, hit me up on FB please - I want to order something from your store if I can

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you won't be a vice president with a carphone but you will be a high school student with an iphone so SUCK IT BILL GATES

those are up in the jimmy johns near me as said by warren buffett iirc

damn my grandparents were dumb.

i do not recall correctly. those are written by 'the founder of a ridiculously successful software company'

Burger flipping is an opportunity

Thanks teachers u had one job making kids able to read this

The world doesnt give a fuck abt yr self esteem. Be nice to nerds.

wait facebook allows gifs now?

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Bet he meant some low-grade vector image, like what gifs used to be before they began to dance for us.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Nervous.gif

http://toastytech.com/guis/win95taskbar.png

Offtopic but I remember as a kid finding the images that came with windows 3.1 (and you could use them for wallpaper) things of especial beauty

I know that's win98 but still

anybody else's FB wall gets plattered with IF YOU SHOP ON THANKSGIVING, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM links/videos? sure love how sanctimonious social media becomes around the holidays.

i know it's too obvious to type "around the holidays" but come on

come on man

Good response to that sanctimony: http://www.misszoot.com/2013/11/25/shopping-on-thanksgiving/

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http://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Fred-Durst-Quotes-4.jpg

what?

http://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Colin-Baker-Quotes-1.jpg

Colin Baker quotations, sayings. Famous quotes of Colin Baker, Colin Baker photos. Colin Baker Quotes

That first Durst quote... I can understand Durst getting expressions wrong, but why repeat his mistakes

it was the durst of times

Durst wears his feelings on his sleeve, but then puts a hard, crusty shell over that sleeve. Seems clear to me.

dirty sleeves imo