why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Durst wears his feelings on his sleeve, but then puts a hard, crusty shell over that sleeve. Seems clear to me.

dirty sleeves imo

http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/christandpopculture/files/2011/12/atheismmakessense.jpg

http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/b44a2a9870da11e2b95b22000a1fab39_7.jpg

'i believe god put us here to test us—to see whether we were brave enough to repost image macros'

Why does God tend to come so early?

did people repost that by taking scanning polaroids?

the smugness of it all i can't even

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/EC788867-F352-483A-9E3F-CE22F470D3F7_zpsinaif62f.jpg

that poor millionaire CEO no one would've cared about anyway if paul walker wasn't also in the car with him

Meanwhile the only person named in the macro is Paul Walker. RIP the guy.

^^ this

Made me think.

I thought, who the hell was this Paul Walker, anyway? Never heard of him. Oh, and who cares about people in cars?

Me either, aimless.

Thought it was the guy fromThe Jam at first.

pour one out

lol at guy from the jam
also this is otm Meanwhile the only person named in the macro is Paul Walker. RIP the guy.

people are really giving us an opportunity to see how petty they are this holiday season

Is that the guy's favourite bench or something?

Is that the guy's favourite bench or something?

The bench is like a metaphor because everyone is planting their ass on top of the guy's legacy right now without a care in the world.

A LETTER FROM JP MORGAN CEO TO GOLD DIGGERS
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1lxo1vsgR1qb51bz.jpg
This might be the best thing I’ve seen in a while:

A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

Has the internet lost the ability to look up people's names? I used to be able to do it with a library.

J.P. Morgan CEO definitely sounds like a made up name to me

by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.

Make yourself to become rich like me, JP Morgan CEO for real.

*typing*

Mrs Pretty: I am a pretty woman
J.P. Morgan CEO: I am the CEO of J.P. Morgan

nailed it

high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?)

west of New York City (Garden State)?

YOu're gonna go far,
that is really what I think,

oh and by the way, which one's J.P.?

"A philosophical reply"

J.P Morgan bro's negging game is tight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfmxuCEbBPc

http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/JAYE-P-Morgan-500x502.jpg

bananaman begins aping my shit

I have read your post with great interest

similar questions like yours

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

this is killing me

rich bachelors spend friday night alone

they go to multiple bars but they're all at the same restaurant and the same gym

The Gym Restaurant bar

y'all laugh now but wait til i name my firstborn JP Morgan CEO Lyon, just see what happens you gold diggers

I must admit, he really showed that gold digger!

She's like 'tl:dr, but hey if yr a CEO we shd hang out'

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/993747_703934702963841_321731458_n.jpg

THEN WHO WAS CLOWN?

the authorities

omg someone broke in and left a lifesize clown statue. strngeworld indeed

ffs it's meant to be an angel statue outside the bedroom window. Kids these days have no respect for tradition.

If you're confused about the ending...

The police arrive and apprehend the "clown," who turns out to be a midget. A midget clown! I guess he was some homeless person dressed as a clown, who somehow got into the house and had been living there for several weeks.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/a/clown_statue.htm

The other guy in Paul Walker's car and the CEO of JP Morgan were delivering clown statues one day somewhere in California...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36_NfFcsT3E

by rich couple somewhere in California

They can't be that rich if they don't even have a clown statue.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-zE-z5KHN99s/UfLck4CPM_I/AAAAAAAADEQ/8KcOhShjQVk/w900/clown+statue+in+woods.jpg