why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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by rich couple somewhere in California

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

They can't be that rich if they don't even have a clown statue.

jmm, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

man I knew some rich people in california who did have a clown statue. it was distubing.

chinavision!, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

Because you kept hitting your big toe on it?

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

Because they always denied owning it

New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

Haha, "what clown statue?"

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

and oh yeah, reference to op.

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

two (big) things

hurr hurr

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

niche audience breast reduction macro

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

angels cd've fixed all those typos if they're that skill

Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

angels do boob jobs only. They're not copy editors fer christ's sake!

Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

blah blah blah blah why don't you just MARRY the angels if they're so great

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

OK, someone needs to make more of these trolly list challenges:

http://www.listchallenges.com/75-essential-obscure-and-influential-bands?ref=share

Darin, Friday, 6 December 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link

looool

kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link

hahaha awesome

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

why is that shit always so funny

pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link

like this kills me every time too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9CE8AJn-UI

pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

I remember unSKAppable - great band

乒乓, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link

!!! my username was "Bruce K. Tedesco" for a while and i don't think anyone had any idea what that was, ty for finally reassuring me pplains

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Friday, 6 December 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

Semitic Sound System are the bomb

Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2013 07:45 (ten years ago) link

About to say, "And finally they are reunited," but then also had the second thought of "Well –"

pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

i don't know though, nel did spend a lot of his life in jail. i always say there's no smoke without a fire.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link

I am sitting here by the computer by the way, feet propped up and coffee mug at hand, waiting for that first "Beloved African-American Leader" headline to show up.

pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

i don't know though, nel did spend a lot of his life in jail. i always say there's no smoke without a fire.

ya personally I'm more concerned about the victims of crime

New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 December 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=496319793815268&set=a.336508993129683.78658.336499473130635&type=1

The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. “I love it,” she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. “Mrs. Jones, you haven’t seen the room …. just wait.” “That doesn’t have anything to do with it,” she replied. “Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn’t depend on how the furniture is arranged, it’s how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It’s a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I’ll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I’ve stored away, just for this time in my life.” She went on to explain, “Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you’ve put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing.” And with a smile, she said: “Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less If you enjoyed this post...

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

Expect less If you enjoyed this post...

otm

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

"Free your mind from worries"

simple enough

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

verbose 92 year olds and what they say

Aimless, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

i wouldn't have taken this seriously but her hair was fashionably coifed so

one sexual away from HOOOOOOOOOOMO (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

live simply and fashionably coif your hair even though you're legally blind

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link

Her room only had three walls. Oops!

Murgatroid, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link

UK Cop Humour

New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 9 December 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

i'm really into british comedy, you know like, uk cop humour

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 9 December 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbIz6CWCcAEM4pQ.png

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

source?

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

internet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link

ugh that article is so irritating -- like the atlantic has ANY room to criticise clickbaiting.

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

the "then i saw this" formation is classic facebook clickbait material too, along with "you'll never believe what..." and "best thing you'll see all day"

chilli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

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