blah blah blah blah why don't you just MARRY the angels if they're so great
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
OK, someone needs to make more of these trolly list challenges:
http://www.listchallenges.com/75-essential-obscure-and-influential-bands?ref=share
― Darin, Friday, 6 December 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link
looool
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link
hahaha awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
why is that shit always so funny
― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
like this kills me every time too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9CE8AJn-UI
― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
I remember unSKAppable - great band
― 乒乓, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link
!!! my username was "Bruce K. Tedesco" for a while and i don't think anyone had any idea what that was, ty for finally reassuring me pplains
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Friday, 6 December 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link
Semitic Sound System are the bomb
― Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2013 07:45 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/971432_10202379754113322_485899526_n.jpg
Nelson Mandela, refusing to meet Thatcher, yesterday:
http://www.voice-online.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/455/PA-10101474.jpg
― New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 December 2013 11:26 (ten years ago) link
About to say, "And finally they are reunited," but then also had the second thought of "Well –"
― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
i don't know though, nel did spend a lot of his life in jail. i always say there's no smoke without a fire.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
I am sitting here by the computer by the way, feet propped up and coffee mug at hand, waiting for that first "Beloved African-American Leader" headline to show up.
― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
ya personally I'm more concerned about the victims of crime
― New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 December 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=496319793815268&set=a.336508993129683.78658.336499473130635&type=1
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. “I love it,” she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. “Mrs. Jones, you haven’t seen the room …. just wait.” “That doesn’t have anything to do with it,” she replied. “Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn’t depend on how the furniture is arranged, it’s how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It’s a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I’ll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I’ve stored away, just for this time in my life.” She went on to explain, “Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you’ve put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing.” And with a smile, she said: “Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less If you enjoyed this post...
― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
Expect less If you enjoyed this post...
otm
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
"Free your mind from worries"
simple enough
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
verbose 92 year olds and what they say
― Aimless, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
i wouldn't have taken this seriously but her hair was fashionably coifed so
― one sexual away from HOOOOOOOOOOMO (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link
live simply and fashionably coif your hair even though you're legally blind
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link
Her room only had three walls. Oops!
― Murgatroid, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1467201_664483106907317_1134830086_n.jpg
^via UK Cop Humour.
― DavidM, Monday, 9 December 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
UK Cop Humour
― New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 9 December 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
i'm really into british comedy, you know like, uk cop humour
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 9 December 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbIz6CWCcAEM4pQ.png
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
source?
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
internet
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/12/i-thought-i-knew-how-big-upworthy-was-on-facebook-then-i-saw-this/282203/
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
ugh that article is so irritating -- like the atlantic has ANY room to criticise clickbaiting.
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link
the "then i saw this" formation is classic facebook clickbait material too, along with "you'll never believe what..." and "best thing you'll see all day"
― chilli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
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― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
All Women Stalk?!
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
Their links are everywhere!
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
that's the joke, though
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
it's all total garbage
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
Legitimate newspapers are a dying institution and stuff like the Weekly World News and the Jerry Springer Show were more or less a shining glorious vision of the future in which we now live.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
I used that "What Would I Say" status generator thingy and it came up with "Old is the new York"
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link
damn welcome to like three weeks ago *snort*
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link
a masterpng of my best:
https://24.media.tumblr.com/1160fbd6460395f8dcd83fe995335cdb/tumblr_mwanr2aVjx1qzb8z0o1_1280.png
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link
I've been handpicked by the U.S.-hurtingbot
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
I like a lid ON AND grandma love Henning Mankell, also a river China, a river in fact, the spitting in people's lives, and I like American hops are very least until things the parenting books don't you haven't already had a dream last night in my imaginary Pete Cosey meets Doc Watson record.
Chabad guy who wanted to Anthology on my old is more or less so I can just listen to issue official Groovegrass release, a remix EP of the police, we have moved to Williamsburg.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link
Well you're a litigation firm.-hurtingbot
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
Dirty Projectors go on at Costco today and when graduate school
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
You know you want more cameras.
Man, I'd rather just have medicare for all than a taco bell taco shell I'm a summer associate in a Sunday night, because if you got a three cornered hat
Hey, I'd kill to help, hand me a half anything.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link
I like ghost law school.
some i like
This being so, which of allowing aid/imports to Gaza wrt security concerns a version of arrogance, does it
Who is mysteriously dying? << Isn't this the description of the human history?
The Room illuminates the fact Lea Michele generally sounded good, but Matthew Morrison, at Barbes, 376 9th St, Brooklyn b is snarky Gawkerism is shocked and I feel okay to me.
― Mordy , Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link