why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Dirty Projectors go on at Costco today and when graduate school

You know you want more cameras.

Man, I'd rather just have medicare for all than a taco bell taco shell I'm a summer associate in a Sunday night, because if you got a three cornered hat

Hey, I'd kill to help, hand me a half anything.

I like ghost law school.

some i like

This being so, which of allowing aid/imports to Gaza wrt security concerns a version of arrogance, does it

Who is mysteriously dying? << Isn't this the description of the human history?

The Room illuminates the fact Lea Michele generally sounded good, but Matthew Morrison, at Barbes, 376 9th St, Brooklyn b is snarky Gawkerism is shocked and I feel okay to me.

I've never seen a link from twentytwowords.com

If I knew you live in Chicago for all the toast of copropahgia.

but really though, "Old is the new York" is fucking amazing

Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Pulled Down His Pants, On Stage, During His TED Talk.

Pants down just reveals his boring-ass underpants. Wake us up when he shows his schlong.

Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Cut His Dick Off And Stuffed The Remaining Hole With Unpopped Popcorn Kernels, CVS Receipts, And Nickels, And Proceeded To Die Shortly Thereafter, On Stage, During His TED Talk.

OK, from zachylon's masterpng onwards this thread stopped making sense. what are you guys talking about?

they're demonstrating an arcane form of nose-whistling

in three years you'll long for the days when anything posted on the internet makes this much sense

Some site (?) that autogenerates a Facebook status based on your previous statuses.

I think.

Yes. There's also something like that for Twitter, I think.

Last night it repeatedly created "I hate jamie stewart" for me.

If I do that for my twitter account and it doesn't include "human centipede" then my life is meaningless.

I got a Human Centipede result!

Look At These Beautiful Women, Then See How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose To Use

I Loved The Pretty Dots On This Map ... But Upon Further Inspection, I Felt Sick To My Stomach

Lovely birthday, thanks to pour himself out into a removable, inflatable boot again

Good luck and all, but not the flannelette kind, Sloane Square

Stuffing blackberry through fog and Space Dust. Somehow this meme ain't working for me.

http://i.imgur.com/VURrNsE.png

Look At These Beautiful Women, Then See How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose To Use

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, December 11, 2013 1:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I really like the idea of quantifying photoshop use in this way

I'd rather people just constantly point out the utterly BAD design that exists EVERYWHERE maybe we should be criticizing people who DON'T know how to use Photoshop (and yet it is somehow their career).

well this is needlessly aggressive

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1506831_560974907322401_1771168834_n.jpg

wait

ANL CHOCO

tee hee

that santa one is funny, since penises melt in your mouth.

if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out

jokes are always funnier when followed by hostile admonitions

what's a vampire's favorite fruit? neck-tarines.

LAUGH OR FUCK YOU

IGNORE =YES :|

Hell no i wont do dat to da baby

if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon)

hahahahahaa... stolen DN...

Not quite as good as "Shut Up I'm Still Talking!"

lol @ baby in bin

i have unfollowed everyone on my facebook so now the website is just a blank white page

sounds perfect

why do i hate that conceptual art thing...

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1471092_628473187193848_143896258_n.jpg

it's ok dude he left you like 3 billion albums to work thru

And, ya know, you're 8.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbU_h0jIYAAs3mE.jpg

holy shit that's horrible

It's something special alright.

that has def made an appearance on this thread before

I've unfriended three people in the last 12 hours on FB, two for posting dumb WHY AREN'T WE ALLOWED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS? bullshit, and one for posting DUCK DYNASTY FREE SPEECH STAND WITH PHIL YOLO bullshit. I don't have time in my life to be even internet-friends with people that dumb, not even if I've known them for nearly 40 years.