if the option is 'fart on someone' you take it
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:07 (ten years ago) link
Farting on someone you love is one of the joys of being in a relationship
― SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link
if i ever meet j (or you!) i'm gonna have to ask her about this
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link
I'm making Kraftwerk lyrics out of the poll options.
― tbd (Eazy), Saturday, 28 December 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
we are spooning farters*fart sound effects*we are spooning farters*fart sound effects*
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Saturday, 28 December 2013 04:00 (ten years ago) link
Okay c'mon this totally depends; there are people I've spooned with once and would have or probably did fart on, and people I have spooned with dozens of times over several years and would totally not fart on ever
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 28 December 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link
yeah, i realize now that i made a couple mistakes with this poll. emil.y's suggestion is on point, although i would have incorporated it rather than replacing the gender question entirely.
second, i kinda wish that i had phrased the responses "i would rather be woken up by someone shifting their spooning position on me" vs. "i would rather be woken up by someone farting on my genitals". or something. i don't know.
― how's life, Saturday, 28 December 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link
Thought of this poll several times last night
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 December 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Just fucking let it rip. I fart a lot. Everyone farts. It's hilarious and OK.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 January 2014 00:19 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 2 January 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
The old "girls don't poop/fart" cliché is confirmed!
― StanM, Thursday, 2 January 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link
How is it confirmed? The only women who responded said they do fart. That's 100% of female respondents confirming that farting on your partner is best.
― emil.y, Thursday, 2 January 2014 11:53 (ten years ago) link
My gf gets furious when we are sleeping and she is all cuddled in next to me and i let them rip. Like I have any clue I am farting in my sleep. Dutch Ovens all day baby.
― Nerd Trombones (thebingo), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
male, turn away, unless it's the kind I can release discreetly and blame on a dying rodent in the walls
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:53 (seven years ago) link
there was one time I had helped my then-girlfriend stage manage a show and we were cuddled in a spoon position on the couch while we waited for the midnight show and I was the outer spoon and she accidentally jabbed me in the stomach which cause a chain reaction which made me rip one and then she jumped up and ran into the other room to tell everybody I farted on her
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:59 (seven years ago) link
Only way to resolve this is by executing a dutch oven
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 March 2017 04:16 (seven years ago) link