Thought of this poll several times last night
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 December 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Just fucking let it rip. I fart a lot. Everyone farts. It's hilarious and OK.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 January 2014 00:19 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 2 January 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
The old "girls don't poop/fart" cliché is confirmed!
― StanM, Thursday, 2 January 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link
How is it confirmed? The only women who responded said they do fart. That's 100% of female respondents confirming that farting on your partner is best.
― emil.y, Thursday, 2 January 2014 11:53 (ten years ago) link
My gf gets furious when we are sleeping and she is all cuddled in next to me and i let them rip. Like I have any clue I am farting in my sleep. Dutch Ovens all day baby.
― Nerd Trombones (thebingo), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
male, turn away, unless it's the kind I can release discreetly and blame on a dying rodent in the walls
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:53 (seven years ago) link
there was one time I had helped my then-girlfriend stage manage a show and we were cuddled in a spoon position on the couch while we waited for the midnight show and I was the outer spoon and she accidentally jabbed me in the stomach which cause a chain reaction which made me rip one and then she jumped up and ran into the other room to tell everybody I farted on her
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:59 (seven years ago) link
Only way to resolve this is by executing a dutch oven
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 March 2017 04:16 (seven years ago) link