why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

loool

I thought there was some internal way the USPS dealt with letters to God/Santa/etc... This sounds like a rogue mailman! Or possibly, now hear me out on this one cause it's a little crazy, that last part *didn't happen*!

http://www.dogheirs.com/dogsarefamily/posts/2334-angel-at-the-post-office-responds-to-young-girl-s-heartfelt-letter-after-loss-of-beloved-dog

It's on Snopes too. http://www.snopes.com/glurge/abbey.asp

I like how the macro version details all of the mailman's objections and doesn't bother to refute them.

I'm sure this has already been posted here but, omg:

https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1531928_267002353452746_1337911343_n.jpg

i do not even get that

evil mailman is from
https://www.facebook.com/SharesFromYourAunt

horrific

The next logical variation on evil mailman is a letter back from Satan re: Abbey's eternal damnation.

well hello dere pretty lady sitting all bunched up on a chair

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1509912_583364805077341_532916571_n.jpg

hahahaaaaaa

wait what

That whole page is a delight

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1011666_566551393425349_1244484836_n.jpg

last one, I PROMISE

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1461034_566083940138761_1149776429_n.jpg

hahah

Too easy, but floating ghostly head of Eric Holder is a good touch.

the helmut kohl one is outstanding

I love it all!

Paul Walker one is pretty simple, but I love "and then hang up."

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1480544_576603069086848_1910929997_n.jpg

I know my marriage wasn't working, and I know I'm better off in #Iowa. But around #Christmas, I still miss #Kansas and my ex husband #Dennis. He was a cold man, but around the #Holidays, he would always Bring The Kindness. - #MissingSomeone #BringTheKindness #BTK

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1005805_515962891817533_754397774_n.jpg

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1001112_511957978884691_448678545_n.jpg

relevant to my interests

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1235314_525983850815437_1412499022_n.jpg

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1551696_268158160003655_167739552_n.jpg

oh, I see now in full size that that was from a tumblr. Anyway, it was shared via A Peaceful Warrior.

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1483419_268158710003600_1821370586_n.jpg

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1510602_268610449958426_809950155_n.jpg

Then you bro down.

Nice feeling that tbh, don't h8 for the sake of hating

hi i really miss you
hey i'm in love with you

-- lessons learned in life

2,508,325 likes

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/01/no-one-should-die-because-they-cannot-afford-healthcare-one-memes-story/282920/

But dramatically different incarnations caught on too. Just more than a week after the original phrasing went viral, a Star Wars-inspired take—"No one should be frozen in carbonite, or be slowly digested for a thousand years in the bowels of a sarlacc, just because they couldn’t pay Jabba the Hut what they owe him. If you agree, post this as your status for the rest of the day"—became even more popular. By early 2011, a politically-neutered, barely related variant—"No one should have to worry about dying tomorrow, but cancer patients do"—was consistently the most common.

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/newsroom/img/posts/2014/01/Screen_Shot_2014_01_08_at_1.21.55_PM/af5c7b30b.png

http://i.imgur.com/CAjDxZ9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/N7Rt1cV.jpg

can i just

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s526x395/1551679_10152197496198628_353141946_n.jpg

the guy who posted this is a nice guy and i hate to start beef but he's always posting this randian/horatio alger-ish stuff.

i want to see his workings

Take that, Science

My DAD has started TEXTING me these (well, the 'some ecards' ones) as picture messages
What the actual fuck

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/1517479_10151900972662406_1556721635_n.jpg

i have seen that one so many times!

Was introduced to it on this thread. Still gives me a chuckle though, I'm easy.

Everything you do is based on the choices you make.

"based on", eh? this guy obviously hasn't noticed, but it's turtles all the way down!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1472846_773346756013227_1839481033_n.jpg

these things are unique to women? I don't get it.

they seem neither unique to women nor especially common to women

exactly.

women be pushin those pull doors!

My wife, always trying to get stuff done before the microwave finishes, amirite guys? What is with that?

so much microwaving, so much stuff to be done

people who open the microwave w/ remainder time and don't clear it. Brian? Stone? Somebody get on the case.