The next logical variation on evil mailman is a letter back from Satan re: Abbey's eternal damnation.
― jmm, Monday, 6 January 2014 01:43 (ten years ago) link
well hello dere pretty lady sitting all bunched up on a chair
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 January 2014 11:00 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1509912_583364805077341_532916571_n.jpg
hahahaaaaaa
― Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:27 (ten years ago) link
wait what
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:28 (ten years ago) link
That whole page is a delight
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― Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link
last one, I PROMISE
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― Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:34 (ten years ago) link
hahah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link
Too easy, but floating ghostly head of Eric Holder is a good touch.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link
the helmut kohl one is outstanding
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link
I love it all!
Paul Walker one is pretty simple, but I love "and then hang up."
― Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:40 (ten years ago) link
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I know my marriage wasn't working, and I know I'm better off in #Iowa. But around #Christmas, I still miss #Kansas and my ex husband #Dennis. He was a cold man, but around the #Holidays, he would always Bring The Kindness. - #MissingSomeone #BringTheKindness #BTK
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:30 (ten years ago) link
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― soref, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 06:49 (ten years ago) link
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― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 10:21 (ten years ago) link
relevant to my interests
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― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 11:55 (ten years ago) link
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― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link
oh, I see now in full size that that was from a tumblr. Anyway, it was shared via A Peaceful Warrior.
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link
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― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:08 (ten years ago) link
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― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link
Then you bro down.
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link
Nice feeling that tbh, don't h8 for the sake of hating
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:12 (ten years ago) link
hi i really miss youhey i'm in love with you
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
-- lessons learned in life
2,508,325 likes
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/01/no-one-should-die-because-they-cannot-afford-healthcare-one-memes-story/282920/
But dramatically different incarnations caught on too. Just more than a week after the original phrasing went viral, a Star Wars-inspired take—"No one should be frozen in carbonite, or be slowly digested for a thousand years in the bowels of a sarlacc, just because they couldn’t pay Jabba the Hut what they owe him. If you agree, post this as your status for the rest of the day"—became even more popular. By early 2011, a politically-neutered, barely related variant—"No one should have to worry about dying tomorrow, but cancer patients do"—was consistently the most common.
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/newsroom/img/posts/2014/01/Screen_Shot_2014_01_08_at_1.21.55_PM/af5c7b30b.png
― j., Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CAjDxZ9.jpg
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 9 January 2014 01:19 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/N7Rt1cV.jpg
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link
can i just
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― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:03 (ten years ago) link
the guy who posted this is a nice guy and i hate to start beef but he's always posting this randian/horatio alger-ish stuff.
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:18 (ten years ago) link
i want to see his workings
― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:34 (ten years ago) link
Take that, Science
― glumdalclitch, Saturday, 11 January 2014 10:49 (ten years ago) link
My DAD has started TEXTING me these (well, the 'some ecards' ones) as picture messagesWhat the actual fuck
― kinder, Saturday, 11 January 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
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― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 11 January 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link
i have seen that one so many times!
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Saturday, 11 January 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link
Was introduced to it on this thread. Still gives me a chuckle though, I'm easy.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 January 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
Everything you do is based on the choices you make.
"based on", eh? this guy obviously hasn't noticed, but it's turtles all the way down!
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 January 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link
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these things are unique to women? I don't get it.
― president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:41 (ten years ago) link
they seem neither unique to women nor especially common to women
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:55 (ten years ago) link
exactly.
― president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link
women be pushin those pull doors!
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link
My wife, always trying to get stuff done before the microwave finishes, amirite guys? What is with that?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:42 (ten years ago) link
so much microwaving, so much stuff to be done
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 January 2014 05:13 (ten years ago) link
people who open the microwave w/ remainder time and don't clear it. Brian? Stone? Somebody get on the case.
― Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 12 January 2014 05:52 (ten years ago) link
--Sojourner Truth
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 06:20 (ten years ago) link
kind of a Tina Fey-esque feminine self-deprecation gone awry there
― ryan, Sunday, 12 January 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
How to live like a king for very littleBy THOR HARRIS1. Don’t smoke cigarettes. 2. Drive old Japanese cars. Easy and cheap to fix & they run for fucking ever.3. Buy most of your groceries from the produce section. Most of that other shit is not actually food. You don’t need it.4. Ride your bike instead of driving as much as you can. You need the exercise and gas is expensive.5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too fucking many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.6. Get your clothes from thrift stores. With the physique you’ll have from riding your bike, you’ll look hot wearing anything.7. Learn to fix things. Tons of great books and youtube vids on fixing anything. Or ask an old dude. People used to fix things. No shit.8. Learn a trade – Carpentry, plumbing, electrical, auto mechanics, tailoring, computer/electronics repair, something They can’t fucking outsource. No one gives a shit about your Masters in Dostoyevsky…. fix something, dumbass, fix something!9. If you like booze, drink at home with your neighbors. Drunk driving is for assholes, rich ones with lawyers.10. Do people favors. It’s called Cooperation. It’s how the world worked before money. They will return the favor, or someone will. No shit. This really works.11. Make things – Look around you. What do you see? Yah, shitty stuff made by impoverished enslaved people far away. Pick anything. Make a better one. People want good shit. You won’t get rich, but you’ll get by.12. If you live in America – don’t get sick and avoid injury. Wear your fucking helmet and put lights on your bike.13. Find work you love. If you can’t do that, then find a job where you love the people.14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to shit all over you and everything. The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.15. Don’t buy shit on credit, remember what happened to America? Cash only, fuckers. Can’t afford it? Don’t fucking buy it!16. Preventable expenses - STD’s, abortions, DWI’s, lung cancer, head injuries, speeding tickets, cirrhosis of the liver.17. Don’t go on fancy dates if you’re not fancy. Most people kind of despise the rich anyway.18. When you go see shows, bring a flask in. That way you can afford to buy a record.19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and motherfuckers would BUY IT …… No fuckin way.20. Don’t get cable. Asshole. There is nothing on. I promise. $100 a month ? Fuck no!This list was edited by Stacey Yates with contributions from Jherek Bishoff, Chad Raines & Amanda Palmer. We live in a wasteful society. Live well. It don’t take much. Really.http://monofonuspress.com/how-to-live-like-a-king-for-very-little-by-thor-harris
1. Don’t smoke cigarettes. 2. Drive old Japanese cars. Easy and cheap to fix & they run for fucking ever.3. Buy most of your groceries from the produce section. Most of that other shit is not actually food. You don’t need it.4. Ride your bike instead of driving as much as you can. You need the exercise and gas is expensive.5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too fucking many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.6. Get your clothes from thrift stores. With the physique you’ll have from riding your bike, you’ll look hot wearing anything.7. Learn to fix things. Tons of great books and youtube vids on fixing anything. Or ask an old dude. People used to fix things. No shit.8. Learn a trade – Carpentry, plumbing, electrical, auto mechanics, tailoring, computer/electronics repair, something They can’t fucking outsource. No one gives a shit about your Masters in Dostoyevsky…. fix something, dumbass, fix something!9. If you like booze, drink at home with your neighbors. Drunk driving is for assholes, rich ones with lawyers.10. Do people favors. It’s called Cooperation. It’s how the world worked before money. They will return the favor, or someone will. No shit. This really works.11. Make things – Look around you. What do you see? Yah, shitty stuff made by impoverished enslaved people far away. Pick anything. Make a better one. People want good shit. You won’t get rich, but you’ll get by.12. If you live in America – don’t get sick and avoid injury. Wear your fucking helmet and put lights on your bike.13. Find work you love. If you can’t do that, then find a job where you love the people.14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to shit all over you and everything. The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.15. Don’t buy shit on credit, remember what happened to America? Cash only, fuckers. Can’t afford it? Don’t fucking buy it!16. Preventable expenses - STD’s, abortions, DWI’s, lung cancer, head injuries, speeding tickets, cirrhosis of the liver.17. Don’t go on fancy dates if you’re not fancy. Most people kind of despise the rich anyway.18. When you go see shows, bring a flask in. That way you can afford to buy a record.19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and motherfuckers would BUY IT …… No fuckin way.20. Don’t get cable. Asshole. There is nothing on. I promise. $100 a month ? Fuck no!This list was edited by Stacey Yates with contributions from Jherek Bishoff, Chad Raines & Amanda Palmer. We live in a wasteful society. Live well. It don’t take much. Really.
http://monofonuspress.com/how-to-live-like-a-king-for-very-little-by-thor-harris
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link
kings don't live like that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
some of those seem pretty otm, esp #18
― Mordy , Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
King Toolbag the Joyless
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_children_of_Ramesses_II
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link
Amanda Palmer
― how's life, Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link