actually, my dick tried to cover one direction, but they were not pleased about it
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link
feel like my dick might be risking overexposure lately
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link
I love my dick!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 January 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link
oh don't get me wrong i still love my dick with a passion but i can't help but feel that lately my dick has become a source of cheap easy lols on ILX
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link
Can't believe NV is beating my dick like this.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 6 January 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link
can we talk more about how heels are pretty hot. red or black please. yummy!
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link
ew at the non-reg ad that I saw at the top of this page before I logged in
― sleeve, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, January 6, 2014 6:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you must feel almost like you're choking on my dick at this point
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7992328960/h9B81E47D/
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Friday, 10 January 2014 00:50 (ten years ago) link
lol
― ilx snitch (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 January 2014 00:50 (ten years ago) link
looooool
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link
irl lols
― lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 10 January 2014 02:19 (ten years ago) link
still laughing
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link
my dick my
― dan m, Friday, 10 January 2014 05:23 (ten years ago) link
Ha! I posted that to their facebook wall just the other day.
― Fetchboy, Friday, 10 January 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
when this fails to make me laugh, it's time to leave this life
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 31 January 2014 08:36 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png
― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:37 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
rofl
― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:37 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's one of my greatest regrets as a poster on these boards that i didn't say "lmdo" here
― goole, Friday, 31 January 2014 13:26 (ten years ago) link
I kept hearing about My Dick, but I never fully experience My Dick until today. Now I'm really regretting not voting for My Dick on the albums poll. It could have at least tied with The 20/20 Experience,
― MarkoP, Friday, 31 January 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link
smdd
― Karl Malone, Friday, 31 January 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link
videotape case jpeg is still making me lol
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 31 January 2014 14:12 (ten years ago) link
always nice to see Patrick Stewart on My Dick
― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link
I check my dick in thuh meer-uh
― dan m, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
wanna change my dick my dick my dick
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
you can't start a fire without my dick
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link
in these trying times, i'm glad we all still agree on my dick
― eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:49 (ten years ago) link
my dick in the wild:
i was having a really shitty day and i went to whole foods for lunch by myself and was kinda sad but then "your kiss is on my list" by hall & oates came on in the store and it made me think of my dick and my dick made me smile
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link
I reckon they should call their next album My Dick's Second Coming
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link
That would be a little bit too on-the-dick.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
Another year is ending without My Dick.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
i heard that it leaked, actually
― some dude, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
it was a torrent actually
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
they pulled it at the last second
― some dude, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
my dick just doesn't work that consistently anymore
― katherine, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
My dick tl;dr
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
what a bust
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
my dick would have topped your rear-end list
― gr8080, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
I'm still getting a lot of mileage out of my dick tbqh, perfectly happy as things stand
― franklin, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
not a year goes by that my appreciation for my dick doesn't grow
― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
Every time I hear 'Dancing In The Dark', I always end up singing along to it but with the My Dick lyrics...
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link
Really admire the lyrics on this album, my dick has a literary bent. In fact, at times my dick recalls Balzac imo
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link
Has a political dimension too -- leans slightly left.
― man alive, Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link
baker dick
― ciderpress, Thursday, 1 January 2015 07:38 (nine years ago) link
Can't believe I neglected My Dick for so long.
Baker Dick is pretty much what I do in my head when that song comes on just to survive it, but it still kills me.
― blindest of willies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 2 January 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link
Two Dicks seems huge to me today.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 2 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link
told a friend of mine about this last night. he had a hard time getting a handle on it, but eventually it started to solidify for him
― goole, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link
good of you to give him the tip
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link
wow hard to believe it's been so long
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link
I also have a penis
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
gross dude, why do you always have to go sticking your penis into everything. no one asked.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link
bringing my dick to a penis fight
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link