tbrr Thor seems basically cool but has also been apparently turned into a kind of noiserock version of the whole Bill Murray/epic bacon thing and thus granted authority to write 'rules for life' type lists
― he's got a degree in economics, maths, physics and ebonics (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 January 2014 14:20 (ten years ago) link
totally otm
that's what i meant about the dingaling who was next to me at the last show. i was surprised someone that stupid and irritating (he was talking to me, there are details, you'll have to trust me on this) would be seeing swans voluntarily but then he started yelling for thor. he was a total jackass. and if thor was what he wanted, and he felt compelled to yell THOR THOR THOR incessantly, i really should have known to expect this.
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 13 January 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link
basically cool but has also been apparently turned into = he has bad taste in friends, maybe?
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 13 January 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too fucking many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.
not to turn this thread into a debate about childbearing, but i don't completely disagree with him, i'd just phrase it in a less dickish way, like "you should really maybe think pretty hard about whether you actually want kids, because responsibility and money."
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Monday, 13 January 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link
I just never take comments like that from people who don't have kids very seriously either way.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 January 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
Maybe Thor has kids.
― Je55e, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
My mom had kids and that's basically the advice she gave me.
― Je55e, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 13 January 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link
at least thor doesn't go around saying "no one will ever believe you."
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Monday, 13 January 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link
people who try to tell anyone whether they should or should not have children can generally fuck off
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 00:36 (ten years ago) link
i think it's important that white people from countries with negative birth rates tell us how they feel about kids
― secede already you Tory cowards (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 02:33 (ten years ago) link
the face of new Austin
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link
i instinctively distrust ppl named thor tbh
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link
my auto mechanic is named thor. he is painfully conscientious.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 03:11 (ten years ago) link
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Right, so how about f*** off then?
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:47 (ten years ago) link
"social interaction that i have enjoyed"
feeling that one tbh even tho not arsed about cats
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:25 (ten years ago) link
I relate to the sentiment, but posting it to FB is kind of an obnoxious move. It's a "social" network, y'know?
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
have you hugged an introvert today?
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link
'i like you just fine.'
― j., Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link
the cat is sewn into her dress
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
the cats are coming from inside the dress
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
the girl with the curly hair prefers cats and confessional Facebook memery to dragon tattoos and investigative journalism
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link
apparently that's some kind of project aimed at explaining autistic behavior
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Welp I'm a jerk. Sorry everyone. It seems more reasonable now.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
the person who posted it is not autistic.
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link
just 'kooky'
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
wait a sec -- is "investigative journalism" an epic bacon zombie science! thing now?
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link
(x) shared Phil Robertson Fans's photo.
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― crüt, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link
man that's really like looking into someone's mind and just seeing bad thingswho is that lady?
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
otm women r for providing men with affirmation
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link
PUSH HIM TO BE SUCCESSFUL, SHOWER HIM WITHPOSTIVE
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link
order off the menu?
― if you stan for nothing you'll fall for everything (symsymsym), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link
― Aimless
http://www.kotaraindustries.com/posts/assets_c/thor.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:31 (ten years ago) link
menu --> go out to eat and making him pay vs cooking for him at home
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link
i guess? i dunno. reading that was seriously like looking into the void.
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link
i thought "off menu" meant super expensive stuff you have made for you personally but your reading is better
― can't believe people like things (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's what it means in a different context, but let's consider the context it appeared in here and i think "goes to restaurants" is the interpretation that makes sense
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link
off menu /= off the menu
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link
push 'enter' whenever! That text
formatting looks great!
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link
lol @ al leong
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link
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― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 08:04 (ten years ago) link
justhulkthings
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link
When life begins to stop being the same as in the past in that it is now in the state of becoming more difficult, you must too cease continuing to remain in the position wherein your strength is less than what it must be at the given moment.
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:26 (ten years ago) link
As one whose life has been plenty damn difficult, that sort of "you must do as I command" shit just makes me see red.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link
yeah, it plays into a lot of glib shit about happiness that really pisses me off as a depression sufferer
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 January 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link
Somehow I kind of doubt Leonardo da Vinci said this:
https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s403x403/1012338_508520062595633_1672317606_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 16 January 2014 08:14 (ten years ago) link
'people of accomplishment' eh
― cardamon, Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:40 (ten years ago) link
but I'm sure I've seen a similar thing telling us that to be really successful, you had to sit back and let it happen naturally etc
brb just going to happen to work disciplinary hearing
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:55 (ten years ago) link