why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

menu --> go out to eat and making him pay vs cooking for him at home

i guess? i dunno. reading that was seriously like looking into the void.

i thought "off menu" meant super expensive stuff you have made for you personally but your reading is better

yeah that's what it means in a different context, but let's consider the context it appeared in here and i think "goes to restaurants" is the interpretation that makes sense

off menu /= off the menu

push 'enter' whenever! That text

formatting looks great!

lol @ al leong

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justhulkthings

When life begins to stop being the same as in the past in that it is now in the state of becoming more difficult, you must too cease continuing to remain in the position wherein your strength is less than what it must be at the given moment.

As one whose life has been plenty damn difficult, that sort of "you must do as I command" shit just makes me see red.

yeah, it plays into a lot of glib shit about happiness that really pisses me off as a depression sufferer

Somehow I kind of doubt Leonardo da Vinci said this:

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'people of accomplishment' eh

but I'm sure I've seen a similar thing telling us that to be really successful, you had to sit back and let it happen naturally etc

brb just going to happen to work disciplinary hearing

fwiw, Leonardo da Vinci was notoriously shy of gainful employment and much preferred to slack off and fool around with ideas.

Only pussy'ole leave a job half done

- leonardo da vinci

http://i39.tinypic.com/j8i2q0.png

take this dove and...

make this dove cry and show your support for Prince

Id take the two turtle doves, Kevin

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/fb/fbbbd4c3b50c268eafe3ce405f1c2520e61452cfc2315ab64b872cf33b38a33b.jpg

...

why would anyone

what does this even mean

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Life is waht happens to u while ur busy makin other plans

-Bob Marley

i cant parse that into a coherent thought

wait for it

horrible sentence structure

what does this even mean

white civil rights maxim

http://i.imgur.com/6gornGE.jpg

#serialkillerthings

http://knityorkcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jack-nicholson-stare_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif

Unless he's staring
because you
pooped your pants

rip

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http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/nes_quotes_you_should_know/sorry_im_dead.png

pretty sure i've posted that image to ilx like eighty times but it would make a much better facebook macro than anything in this thread IMO

otm

i love ketchup. it's one of my favorite indonesian foods.

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literally from i fucking love science

they're more like bearfish.

fishpandas

So sucka MCs, please think twice
Would you be a Navy SEAL if you didn't like dog mermaids on ice?
Think about it.

look at that coy bitch

lol

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Don't think I'll ever finish laughing.

It's just the sort of wit and wisdom I'd expect from a 4 year old who was about to eat some random filth off the ground.

"...At this point my daughter looked at me with total admiration and said 'But you give Dad blowjobs. Isn't that the same thing? I think you're imposing a double standard on me that you don't adhere to yourself, MOM.' When you've finished laughing, send this to a Mom. "

Mum/Mom inconsistency in that anecdote.

xp lol

Presumably she didn't find Dad's dick on the ground?