ilx posts with striking imagery

wowww

Anecdote kind of horrible to the poor woman who committed the cardinal sins of being a crap teacher AND having emotional problems (hmm wonder if the 2 are related, well let's give her a kicking for it anyway eh) but damn you can't fault suzy as a raconteuse, can you?

is that french for 'knows people'

Now, if your uncle's friend had just offered YOU a book deal

Nepotism beats anxiety in the top trumps of life. Take that, loser!

― suzy, Sunday, November 4, 2001

Did suzy ever become a famous author?

well, she met a lot of famous authors - does that count?

suzy is Lena Dunham?

Suzy Sontag maybe

And what exactly do you arseholes seek to do here, except proving yourselves as "ILX posters with striking inanity", huh?

i'm just here to read about lena dunham

for the record I put that post here because it might be my favourite thing I've ever read on ilx, not to sneer at anyone

(I kind of share some of wins' reservations about it being mean to Mrs Mooney, but that paragraph is just undeniable)

xxp soref read an old post that he thought was strikingly written, I agreed and added that suzy is a great poster for that but that I thought this particular story as told was shitty for the reasons stated (and I'm right about that fwiw), some ppl made jokes, treeship asked a question. I'm not beefing, I don't know about anyone else.

xp See! Soref is one of the nice posters, I think it would have helped to know that. Not every c&p is snark

considering change my dn to 'one of the nice posters', so people won't mistake my c&p's for snark

And what exactly do you arseholes seek to do here, except proving yourselves as "ILX posters with striking inanity", huh?

― you're still in love with me and you don't know why (Branwell Bell), Friday, January 17, 2014 1:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh, just go away

suze rules, yall need bigger cunts

soref you & nakh could do a "good c&p bad c&p" routine

I didn't realize suzy was an active poster i thought it was a one-off from a long time ago and I thought it was mean spirited so i was being snarky

I'd be making a rod for my own back the next time I absent-mindedly post something cuntish, though

suze rules

suzy is a great poster

I feel like there's a way we can both be right matt

I liked the suzy post! I thought this thread was largely for well-written posts, which it was.

"Haven’t sold a wrap in so long."

"No one remembers how to make one.”

every once in a while, i think of the albino hat and i start cracking up. i guess it could also go on the posts that haunt my thoughts thread.

I found myself submerged into the "dark web," where I could fully indulge in my dual pleasures of human trafficking and buying exotic leather goods. i bought gloves made from the skin taken from the back of a young cambodian girl. they were gorgeous. i was hooked. i bought more. a beautiful leather wallet with prison tattoos that i keep on a chain, taken from the thigh of a russian hustler. i bought a hat made out of an albino. it felt good.

― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:53 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

posterity will little note nor long remember what we tweet here. even the NSA won't gaf.

ilx as an archive of emphemeral thoughts resembles that paul bunyan story where the winter got so cold that words froze as they were spoken and were swept into the corner of the room, where, when the spring thaw came and the words melted, they just made a cacophonous babble.

― Aimless, Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have had two telemarketers call up asking for my wife, and both asked if I was her butler. I guess it must be the accent, but still- how many people in Berkeley have butlers?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, October 23, 2003 2:47 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the suzy was posted bcuz it had striking imagery it just happened to also be a pvmic

who is suzy irl

was "adaml" adamrl?, aka nordicskilla, & if so, is it too ilx.xls to note this poster's ethnic origin & so eligibility for almost cartoon butlerishness?

posterity will little note nor long remember what we tweet here. even the NSA won't gaf.

ilx as an archive of emphemeral thoughts resembles that paul bunyan story where the winter got so cold that words froze as they were spoken and were swept into the corner of the room, where, when the spring thaw came and the words melted, they just made a cacophonous babble.

― Aimless, Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*makes jerk-off motion*

about as striking as cold oatmeal

this is not a place for judgment.

I came across your sad little site today fuck off punks If I wish to slap tits on my arse it is my business-

― Pete Burns, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 20:42 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what will i ever do if i get banned from this hive of assholes

― just (Matt P), Sunday, January 26, 2014 7:22 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only because it made me think of the trypophobia thread.

i can't even describe the full horror of what i wore as a teenager but the fedora/trilby was the least of it

― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Saturday, February 1, 2014 11:07 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was purple, there was yellow, there were beads, there were fingerless gloves, there was flowing curly locks, there was various earrings

look back at it now like it was somebody else doing it

― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Saturday, February 1, 2014 11:09 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

Dave Lee Roth, Prince and prog rock have a lot to answer for

Cheney: Bumhearted pussy doesn't know what tough is.
W.: Dullard, arrogant puppet. Acts tough, but he's a pussy.
Ashcroft: Religious fanatic, couldn't get any pussy. What a pus.
Helms: Racist redneck. Product of the worst part of the pussy South.
Lott: Redneck. Helmet-hair dumbass good ol'boy. Cheerleader pussy.
Frist: Pussy killer. Can't get any more pussy than killing pets.
Strom: If there is a Hell, your pussy ass is definitely roasting.
DeLay: Exterminator of what? Pussy fireants and roaches. Texas trash pussy.
Dickless Armey: Bought and paid for son of a bitch. Texas trash pussy.
Bob Barr: Drove girlfriend to abortion. Hypocritical pussy.
Fuck you you fuckin' fucks!

― Pussy Getter, Friday, August 20, 2004 6:53 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Republican Pussy List:
Cheney: Bumhearted pussy doesn't know what tough is.
W.: Dullard, arrogant puppet. Acts tough, but he's a pussy.
Ashcroft: Religious fanatic, couldn't get any pussy. What a pus.
Helms: Racist redneck. Product of the worst part of the pussy South.
Lott: Redneck. Helmet-hair dumbass good ol'boy. Cheerleader pussy.
Frist: Pussy killer. Can't get any more pussy than killing pets.
Strom: If there is a Hell, your pussy ass is definitely roasting.
DeLay: Exterminator of what? Pussy fireants and roaches. Texas trash pussy.
Dickless Armey: Bought and paid for son of a bitch. Texas trash pussy.
Bob Barr: Drove girlfriend to abortion. Hypocritical pussy.

Fuck you you fuckin' fucks!

― Pussy Getter, The Toughest Guy There Is, Friday, August 20, 2004 6:53 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ post's images should be viewed in one of these:

http://www.turtlepointpress.com/mgzne/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1JC-Stereopticon.jpg

I have a rockabilly haircut

― waterbabies (waterface), Friday, February 7, 2014 11:17 AM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my whole worldview just got turned upside down by that

eh, waterface off a duck's arse

http://i.imgur.com/ppsDAk1.jpg

waterface is c. ott

also holy shit ugggghhhh I think the dudes in this episode are literally THE FUCKING WORST type of gay men, like I cringed any time any one of them opened their mouths and one of them actually said the word "naughty" at one point and I wanted to cut my dick off and go live in a temple

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, February 19, 2014 9:57 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pickled gherkin = a 'cold wally' in the uk

― Ward Fowler, Friday, August 2, 2013 10:45 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I grabbed it in a paper towel and smooshed it all up and put the paper towel in a box and threw it out back in the recycling can. Then I went back out there, grabbed the box out of the can, took it out to a pile of cinderblocks out back. When I unfolded the towel, it was still in there twitching then it got out and tried to crawl around, so i took a stick and destroyed it until it was just a smear and there was still an antennae twitching. Ugh. Augh. Alternating waves of nausea and panic. This is not good.

― how's life, Saturday, 15 March 2014 13:22 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I worked in a kitchen with an ageing scots diabetic part time chef (summers chef, winters santa claus) who told me jokes and stories and sang showband and threw his teeth out in front of the waitresses (each heartbreakingly more beautiful than the last in the way waitresses of 16 are when you are 13 and have never spoken unprompted to an unrelated girl) and swore at the radio more often than not, and once when the proclaimers came on he cocked his head and malevolently eyed that device and called over to where i was mopping or sweeping or chopping or scrubbing or whatever and that call went "Da-ra! Ye ken those boys? Ah ken those boys. Pair a wee cunts"

Voted 500 miles in the absence of letter frae america.

― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Sunday, March 23, 2014 8:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Particularly the stuff about the waitresses, but all of it really.

Even though I prefer the Belinda song, I'm gonna go with "Take Me Home Tonight" -- for the video, which featured several minutes of close-ups on Eddie Money's drug-abused sourpuss face and medium shots of his doughy body, while keeping Ronnie Spector in the shadows until the very end, so viewers could only see outlines of her rail-thin '80s bod and not her screwy-looking face. It's a classic dud.
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, October 25, 2002 10:24 PM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink