well, she met a lot of famous authors - does that count?
― Mordy , Friday, 17 January 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link
suzy is Lena Dunham?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 January 2014 17:58 (ten years ago) link
Suzy Sontag maybe
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:00 (ten years ago) link
And what exactly do you arseholes seek to do here, except proving yourselves as "ILX posters with striking inanity", huh?
― you're still in love with me and you don't know why (Branwell Bell), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
i'm just here to read about lena dunham
― j., Friday, 17 January 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link
for the record I put that post here because it might be my favourite thing I've ever read on ilx, not to sneer at anyone
(I kind of share some of wins' reservations about it being mean to Mrs Mooney, but that paragraph is just undeniable)
― Dolly Dilly Dally (soref), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link
xxp soref read an old post that he thought was strikingly written, I agreed and added that suzy is a great poster for that but that I thought this particular story as told was shitty for the reasons stated (and I'm right about that fwiw), some ppl made jokes, treeship asked a question. I'm not beefing, I don't know about anyone else.
― beef in the new era (wins), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:17 (ten years ago) link
xp See! Soref is one of the nice posters, I think it would have helped to know that. Not every c&p is snark
― beef in the new era (wins), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link
considering change my dn to 'one of the nice posters', so people won't mistake my c&p's for snark
― Dolly Dilly Dally (soref), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
― you're still in love with me and you don't know why (Branwell Bell), Friday, January 17, 2014 1:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh, just go away
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link
suze rules, yall need bigger cunts
― just (Matt P), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
soref you & nakh could do a "good c&p bad c&p" routine
― beef in the new era (wins), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
I didn't realize suzy was an active poster i thought it was a one-off from a long time ago and I thought it was mean spirited so i was being snarky
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
I'd be making a rod for my own back the next time I absent-mindedly post something cuntish, though
― Dolly Dilly Dally (soref), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link
suze rules
suzy is a great poster
I feel like there's a way we can both be right matt
― beef in the new era (wins), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link
I liked the suzy post! I thought this thread was largely for well-written posts, which it was.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 January 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
"Haven’t sold a wrap in so long."
"No one remembers how to make one.”
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 20 January 2014 16:28 (ten years ago) link
every once in a while, i think of the albino hat and i start cracking up. i guess it could also go on the posts that haunt my thoughts thread.
I found myself submerged into the "dark web," where I could fully indulge in my dual pleasures of human trafficking and buying exotic leather goods. i bought gloves made from the skin taken from the back of a young cambodian girl. they were gorgeous. i was hooked. i bought more. a beautiful leather wallet with prison tattoos that i keep on a chain, taken from the thigh of a russian hustler. i bought a hat made out of an albino. it felt good.
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:53 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Jibe, Monday, 20 January 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link
posterity will little note nor long remember what we tweet here. even the NSA won't gaf.
ilx as an archive of emphemeral thoughts resembles that paul bunyan story where the winter got so cold that words froze as they were spoken and were swept into the corner of the room, where, when the spring thaw came and the words melted, they just made a cacophonous babble.
― Aimless, Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Sunday, 26 January 2014 05:12 (ten years ago) link
I have had two telemarketers call up asking for my wife, and both asked if I was her butler. I guess it must be the accent, but still- how many people in Berkeley have butlers?
― adaml (adaml), Thursday, October 23, 2003 2:47 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Sunday, 26 January 2014 07:41 (ten years ago) link
the suzy was posted bcuz it had striking imagery it just happened to also be a pvmic
― flopson, Sunday, 26 January 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
who is suzy irl
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Sunday, 26 January 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link
was "adaml" adamrl?, aka nordicskilla, & if so, is it too ilx.xls to note this poster's ethnic origin & so eligibility for almost cartoon butlerishness?
― mustread guy (schlump), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*makes jerk-off motion*
― just (Matt P), Sunday, 26 January 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link
about as striking as cold oatmeal
― just (Matt P), Monday, 27 January 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link
this is not a place for judgment.
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 27 January 2014 00:28 (ten years ago) link
I came across your sad little site today fuck off punks If I wish to slap tits on my arse it is my business-
― Pete Burns, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 20:42 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 January 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link
what will i ever do if i get banned from this hive of assholes
― just (Matt P), Sunday, January 26, 2014 7:22 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
only because it made me think of the trypophobia thread.
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Monday, 27 January 2014 00:38 (ten years ago) link
i can't even describe the full horror of what i wore as a teenager but the fedora/trilby was the least of it
― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Saturday, February 1, 2014 11:07 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there was purple, there was yellow, there were beads, there were fingerless gloves, there was flowing curly locks, there was various earrings
look back at it now like it was somebody else doing it
― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Saturday, February 1, 2014 11:09 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― eric banana (s.clover), Saturday, 1 February 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link
haha
― balls, Saturday, 1 February 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link
Dave Lee Roth, Prince and prog rock have a lot to answer for
― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 February 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
Cheney: Bumhearted pussy doesn't know what tough is. W.: Dullard, arrogant puppet. Acts tough, but he's a pussy.Ashcroft: Religious fanatic, couldn't get any pussy. What a pus.Helms: Racist redneck. Product of the worst part of the pussy South.Lott: Redneck. Helmet-hair dumbass good ol'boy. Cheerleader pussy.Frist: Pussy killer. Can't get any more pussy than killing pets. Strom: If there is a Hell, your pussy ass is definitely roasting.DeLay: Exterminator of what? Pussy fireants and roaches. Texas trash pussy. Dickless Armey: Bought and paid for son of a bitch. Texas trash pussy.Bob Barr: Drove girlfriend to abortion. Hypocritical pussy.Fuck you you fuckin' fucks!
― Pussy Getter, Friday, August 20, 2004 6:53 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Republican Pussy List:Cheney: Bumhearted pussy doesn't know what tough is. W.: Dullard, arrogant puppet. Acts tough, but he's a pussy.Ashcroft: Religious fanatic, couldn't get any pussy. What a pus.Helms: Racist redneck. Product of the worst part of the pussy South.Lott: Redneck. Helmet-hair dumbass good ol'boy. Cheerleader pussy.Frist: Pussy killer. Can't get any more pussy than killing pets. Strom: If there is a Hell, your pussy ass is definitely roasting.DeLay: Exterminator of what? Pussy fireants and roaches. Texas trash pussy. Dickless Armey: Bought and paid for son of a bitch. Texas trash pussy.Bob Barr: Drove girlfriend to abortion. Hypocritical pussy.
Fuck you you fuckin' fucks!
― Pussy Getter, The Toughest Guy There Is, Friday, August 20, 2004 6:53 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― soref, Saturday, 1 February 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
^^ post's images should be viewed in one of these:
http://www.turtlepointpress.com/mgzne/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1JC-Stereopticon.jpg
― Aimless, Saturday, 1 February 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link
I have a rockabilly haircut
― waterbabies (waterface), Friday, February 7, 2014 11:17 AM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
my whole worldview just got turned upside down by that
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link
eh, waterface off a duck's arse
― night boat to mega therion (NickB), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ppsDAk1.jpg
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 7 February 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link
waterface is c. ott
― eric banana (s.clover), Saturday, 8 February 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link
also holy shit ugggghhhh I think the dudes in this episode are literally THE FUCKING WORST type of gay men, like I cringed any time any one of them opened their mouths and one of them actually said the word "naughty" at one point and I wanted to cut my dick off and go live in a temple― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, February 19, 2014 9:57 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, February 19, 2014 9:57 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Virginia, Plain and Tall (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 20 February 2014 04:27 (ten years ago) link
pickled gherkin = a 'cold wally' in the uk
― Ward Fowler, Friday, August 2, 2013 10:45 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link
I grabbed it in a paper towel and smooshed it all up and put the paper towel in a box and threw it out back in the recycling can. Then I went back out there, grabbed the box out of the can, took it out to a pile of cinderblocks out back. When I unfolded the towel, it was still in there twitching then it got out and tried to crawl around, so i took a stick and destroyed it until it was just a smear and there was still an antennae twitching. Ugh. Augh. Alternating waves of nausea and panic. This is not good.
― how's life, Saturday, 15 March 2014 13:22 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 13:37 (ten years ago) link
I worked in a kitchen with an ageing scots diabetic part time chef (summers chef, winters santa claus) who told me jokes and stories and sang showband and threw his teeth out in front of the waitresses (each heartbreakingly more beautiful than the last in the way waitresses of 16 are when you are 13 and have never spoken unprompted to an unrelated girl) and swore at the radio more often than not, and once when the proclaimers came on he cocked his head and malevolently eyed that device and called over to where i was mopping or sweeping or chopping or scrubbing or whatever and that call went "Da-ra! Ye ken those boys? Ah ken those boys. Pair a wee cunts"Voted 500 miles in the absence of letter frae america.― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Sunday, March 23, 2014 8:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Voted 500 miles in the absence of letter frae america.
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Sunday, March 23, 2014 8:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Particularly the stuff about the waitresses, but all of it really.
― Interior. Ibiza Bar (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link
Even though I prefer the Belinda song, I'm gonna go with "Take Me Home Tonight" -- for the video, which featured several minutes of close-ups on Eddie Money's drug-abused sourpuss face and medium shots of his doughy body, while keeping Ronnie Spector in the shadows until the very end, so viewers could only see outlines of her rail-thin '80s bod and not her screwy-looking face. It's a classic dud.― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, October 25, 2002 10:24 PM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― soref, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
My favorite Danzig rumor :
Some punk/hardcore kid is working at a Kids 'R Us in L.A. He's folding clothes, trying to look busy when a frightened, panic-stricken female coworker runs up to him and says "You've gotta come quick! Some biker guy is going crazy in the little boys section!" The kid walks over to the little boys section cautiously, not knowing what to expect, where he sees a very short muscle-bound man with long black hair putting on little boys undershirts in the mirror and then flexing violently, ripping the shirts apart. On the floor, lays a heap of discarded, ripped shirts. He is utterly horrified by what he is witnessing and stands there speechless until he suddenly realizes the man performing this strange shirt-ripping ritual is none other than Glenn Danzig.
― Ellis, Sunday, September 4, 2005 5:45 AM (8 years ago)
― j., Tuesday, 25 March 2014 23:58 (ten years ago) link
there is about 3 square metres of dead or inutile electronics on the floor in a corner of one of my rooms including a gordian knot of computer cables, power cables and early 2000s phone chargers, half a dozen dead or possibly dead laptop dvdrws, a late 90s laser printer, corrupted hard drives, variform towers and citadels comprising of books and jewel cases of ancient cdrs and dvdrs in states of discolouration and digital maculation that form a maginot line against roomba incursion, then in the living room three broken lamps and three laptop lcd screens, ive been intending to trash or ebay this tat for ages ever since my cleaner moved away and this and endless paper gradually accumulated and formed a de facto alternative to the cherished culture-objects that ordinarily flesh out the voids of lived spaces
― nakhchivan, Thursday, March 27, 2014 11:08 PM (4 days ago)
― Matt DC, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link
beautiful!
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:18 (ten years ago) link
positively pynchonesqe
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link
nakhers continually refuses to commute his astonishing prose into anything extended or compendiary; I do wonder whether some devoted archivist might not one day knit a selection of his posts into a discursive novella
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link
here's hoping
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 31 March 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
what would the past two years of gr80 posts look like knitted together, i wonder
― fauxpas cola (darraghmac), Monday, 31 March 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link