Penguins are prostitutes

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But SO deliciously right

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 20 October 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

Ally -- wasn't you mom watching ice hockey when she emailed you on September 21st, 2001??

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 20 October 2003 22:35 (twenty years ago) link

What an alarming question.

― Allyzay, Monday, 20 October 2003 23:46 (twenty years ago) link

What you have to be careful of are the undercover cops disguised as penguins. Believe me, I learned this the hard way.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 12:43 (twenty years ago) link

Awww come on!
http://emperor-penguin.com/pengbabs.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:02 (twenty years ago) link

Child prostitution, now that's just sick.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:03 (twenty years ago) link

>.< i just got done with my responce.. all well.. well i have no responce because everyone elses responce is good to me there is no responce there is only what is prooven and known plus the thoughts one has about it no science can change everyones thoughs.. well anyways feel free to IM me or write me a mail i'm good with advice to everyone most of the time.. male female.. heter or homo.. bi.. i'm bi myself .. anyways thanks for posting this and i hope everyone has a nice day.. plus i'm doing a report for school about homosexual emotions and if anyone knows some good sites of someone who could help me get a good grade please get in touch.. thank you very much
P.S. i might not be on it much but i do cheak my mail and if i get to know some of you as friends i'll give you my other screen name and well chat up a storm.

― Call me Sasuki, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

Momus/Manhattan Transfer Penguins

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 07:57 (twenty years ago) link

So, *IS* that really Momus on the ad? Because every time I see it, I think "Wow, that penguin sounds just like Momus. I *HAVE* to stop spending so much time on ILX!"

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 09:56 (twenty years ago) link

eight years pass...

penguins are the most disgusting savages

― retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

Jan 11: "This afternoon I saw a most extraordinary site [sic]. A Penguin was actually engaged in sodomy upon the body of a dead white throated bird of its own species. The act occurred a full minute, the position taken up by the cock differing in no respect from that of ordinary copulation, and the whole act was gone through down to the final depression of the cloaca."

Dec. 6: "I saw another act of astonishing depravity today. A hen which had been in some way badly injured in the hindquarters was crawling painfully along on her belly. I was just wondering whether I ought to kill her or not, when a cock noticed her in passing, and went up to her. After a short inspection he deliberately raped her, she being quite unable to resist him."

― retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

... every penguin has it's price...

― Mark G, Monday, 11 June 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

nine years pass...

Their wings don't flap, but they make it clap

― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 17:36 (two years ago) link

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