So, right, then, who do you fancy?

Yes, Alexander the James has banished the fringe and got fat. It is terribly unfortunate. However, RickyT, who says we'd have to peel him away from Damien Hirst first, anyway? Go back and look who else is on my list!

I don't know why I like blond men so much. It must be the incest thing. Especially blond men with glasses. Glasses make any man about 10 times more attractive. Watched _Stand By Me_ last night and was having hideous impure thoughts about a pre-pubescent Cory Feldman. Save me!

OK, erm, Fat Les were crap, but that was more to do with Keith Allen than either Alex or Damien.

Anyone needing critical evalution of just *why* Damien Hirst is so damned attractive needs to go visit the Cute Boy Radar. Oh, can my hormones take much more? And I take it you won't want the links to the Hirsty porn, then, will you? ;-) I used to host a fan fict site, oh the things some of our more, erm, adventurous writers would write!

2: Thandie Newton. Cue cage match with Fred (which I am DESTINED to win).
3: Kimberly Elise
4: Kelly Rowland, cuz she's the TRUE hottie in DC.
5: Zhang Ziyi (SWOON)
6: Tara Reid, primarily because of Josie.
7: Aaliyah
8: J-Lo, assuming she says ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
9. Ashley Judd/Charlize Theron. Oh, you know they're the same person. Stop frontin'.
10. Salma Hayek. Actually, I'd probably go for her before J-Lo, assuming she says ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Aw, but he's lovely in Moulin Rouge, which might possibly be the most sappy and over the top movie ever made. Of course, I loved it.

However, I am afraid to see him in the next Star Wars movie though, because he's supposed to have a Ben Kenobi style beard - ugh. Still, bound to be hotter than than balls-free Ryan Phillipe lookalike they have playing Anakin. I think I'd rather shag Jar Jar.

I think Ally mentioned most of the men(?) I fancy in, er, was it some Manics related thread? I can only think to add Chow Yun Fat and Catherine Denueve. Oh, and Taye Diggs.

I am not making sense today, but it makes sense to me. Kind of.

So who do I fancy? Um, my picks are:

Jaye Griffiths from "Bugs". (bugs could actually go in the "nadir of human popular culture" thread, 'cuz it sux0rs horribly, but Ms griffith is RoWR)

Darcy Bussell (brit ballet dancer)

Clare Grogan (esp as IIRC Niamh Brennan in "Father Ted")

We had posters of Mari Wilson, ex "beehive queen of neasden" up on our metro transit system last year. She was in a play abt whassername - er- y'know, brit white soul singer from the 1960's....anway, she's looking pretty fine these days.

"Ros" & "Lillith" from "Frazier"

Audrey Hepburn

Also, Louise Brooks

I think if I was a gal, I'd want to look like louise brooks. Or Patti Smith. Or something

Have I damned myself enough yet? Hey! At least I don't fancy BBBY GLLSP!!! What's with that, masonic? He looks like a weasel!! Actually, thinking about it, I saw PRML SCRM when they were on their grunge bandwagon thang (second album tour) and the iNDie GRRLZ in thee audience all did seem to have THee MaJoR HoTZ for little bobby. When they heard the r0x0r noise thee SCRM came out with, instead of sub- byrds chimey rickenbacker guitar stuff, great was thee wailing & lamenting from indie chix0rs & boiz alike. No doubt in little BBBY'S classic rock pose fixated brain, this was akin to BoB DYLaN @ THee MaNCHeZTeR FRee TRaDe HaLL - "JuDaS!" etc, but I actually quite enjoyed it, cuz the guitars were so loud that U couldnt hear BBBY'Z horrid little k-flat whiny voice! Support was "The Telescopes". Whatever happened to them? They r0x0red too!

x0x0 (be patient, I've had a stressy day)

Sorry. That's my uncontrollable reaction to Harmony Korine.

Don't diss on my Boabie, please, Norman. Humph. You haven't heard the story about how my little catholic schoolgirl preadolescent teenage life was CHANGED by the presence of Bobby G in black leather trousers in the "Just Like Honey" video. Many arguments ensued about the trouser snake... "It's a sock." "It's not a sock!" "It's a sock!"

So when the Primals changed from jangle-pop to RAWK I didn't really mind, cause, well, the JAMC were all about RAWK anyway. I know he looks like a weasel. Actually, he looks sort of more like a ferret, it's all about his big nose and drooping bedroom eyes. Mmmmmm.

Chloe Sevigny has a face like a strangled cat. Please never mention her in the context of "sex" or "fancying" ever again. Thank you.

1/ Shelby Lynne and Sheryl Crow (cos I like Suthun fried chicks, although I dont think Sheryl is from the south)

2/ How come no-one's mentioned Halle Berry? She's hot esp. in Thge Flintstones. Yabba dabba do!!

1) Louise Brooks is gorgeous in a freakily anachronistic way. She looks like she stepped into those silent films from 1995 or something.

2) Bobby Gillespie is about 5'2". Short men are not sexy. And he dsnt lk vwls s h cld b a cmptr prgrmmr. As a cmptr prgrmmr myself I guarantee that we are not sexy as a rule. Note the as a rule part. I myself am damn sexy. Honest.

3) Amos, my flatmate, has an inexplicable thing about C. Sevigny. However, he also thinks that Beck is a genius so his taste his evidently pants.

4) I am pissed.

Anyhow, I think Chloe Sevigny is cute. Let the flaming begin.

I have to beat Richey off with a pillow every night. I'm all, hello, get back into the closet where I keep you, Fred is here, duh. Dumbass Welsh people. And don't get me started on Damon, hell.

I have had 4 margaritas tonight, I reckon everyone is sexy if I've had 4 margaritas. Just enough to make you love everyone, you know? You're all sexy.

I can't wait to go to Boston, just cos I wanna SLEEP in that damn bathtub. It's the best bathroom in the world, those Ritzes. Holy shit. I could've died happy having seen that bathroom. It had a shower SEPARATE from this giant marble tub, and a toilet in a TOTALLY SEPARATE ROOM. I was like, holy fuck, this is all the best thing I ever saw. I totally fancy whoever designed the bathroom.

I was 'into' Audrey Hepburn for about a minute. It passed though. I still like her in Roman Holiday: "I've never been alone with a man with my dress *on* before, with my dress *off* it's mmmmm-MOST unusual!" Pity she cut her hair.

Oh yeah, and Diana Rigg in The Avengers ~ Oh *girl!*

I quite liked Chloe Sevigny for a while as well. Not exactly a heart- breaker facially, but she has *something*. What really turns me of about her is a) Harmony Korine and b) her brother works on Wall Street.

Sarah Polley. She has something of the 'Sevigny' about her. She may be a po-faced, moaning Canadian but... I still would.

This has just reminded me of something I'd forgotten about for the last twenty years. Around 1978 I developed a crush on this young woman who was the drummer in an obscure sub-punk band called Tiger Ashby. This lead to repeated trips to dire venues in the Old Kent Road, and much nonchalant leaning against pillars. I must have seemed like one of their most loyal fans.

Actually, then again, Thom Yorke has been through strange periods of attractiveness and non-attractiveness. The Hulk Hogan doo was definitely a no-no. But short blond hair looked good on him. The ginger phase was actually the best on him. Uuuuhhhhh... In fact, almost all Bends-era Thom was pretty hot. There's a picture of him on the Cute Boy Radar with ginger hair and red latex clothes which nearly made me blow a gasket the first time I saw it. You know how I feel about PVC.

But then he started hanging out with Michael Stipe, and got not just hit with the ugly stick but run over by the ugly truck. And now Colin is clearly the most attractive member of Radiohead.

And Bobby G is *NOT* short! He is the same height as me, he was right eye-level with me, and considering how much he slouches (uuuhhhh...) that probably makes him between 5'10" and 6'.

Bobby G? One word: lifts. His shoes had more than feet in, Kate.

I [heart] male vanity. It is far more twisty and fucked than gurly equiv., because it HAS NO MAPS. Elle et al = unexpected force for good in the world after all...

That is all.

I constantly have more crushes than I can count, but I'm happily married and they don't mean anything.

Maya Rudolph though, is a Very Serious Crush. I went back and forth on whether I liked Big Mouth, but I hung on just to hear her say "bubba baff."

I have a coworker who I like but never fancied before. Recently, she got a short haircut (I like ladies with short hair)and I started finding her to be cute. Found out yesterday that she got braces (I'm fascinated by women with braces). But I can't see her braces because we're all masked up for quarantine and whenever we're talking I'm thinking about what's behind her mask which creates a tension which makes the mask exciting. Weird times.

Ida Wells
Julie Neumann
Bobby from Expanse

i fancy boots and socks

among others