J.J. Abrams directing untitled Godzilla meets The Blair Witch Project in NYC movie?

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I would consider NIN much more deserving of this hype than a fucking Voltron movie.

Now if it was about Lincoln Logs or Erector Set, that would be completely different.

Oilyrags, Friday, 6 July 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Are you telling me you will not ride for the Defender of the Universe?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 July 2007 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

What evidence is there that it's fucking Voltron? Doesn't it seem too soon after the Transformers?

calstars, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link

If you mean Voltron, Hoos, I won't even ride a shetland pony for that folding robot toy bullshit.

Oilyrags, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not Voltron or Godzilla, those were just early theories when people were grasping at straws trying to figure out what this is.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link

^ si

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:45 (sixteen years ago) link

but hoos does not stand for voltron slander

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry about the shit quality. Scanner's busted, so I had to use a digicam.

Oilyrags, Friday, 6 July 2007 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link

if it's really Cthulhu, I am already going http://www.hauntingmids.com/forum/Smileys/default/ohnoessmiley.gif

rogermexico., Friday, 6 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, read on aintitcool that it was lovecraft. i don't believe it.

Gukbe, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

looks like rose byrne on the left, to me

gff, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, read on aintitcool that it was lovecraft. i don't believe

hinted at on ...iswrong as well

rogermexico., Friday, 6 July 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

there's a walkthrough of the ethan haas site if anyone cares
spoilers, obv:
http://jayisgames.com/archives/2007/07/ethan_haas_was_right.php

dmr, Friday, 6 July 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

How proud should I be that I solved the peg jumping game on the first try? Does that make me smart or something?

kenan, Friday, 6 July 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/

Gukbe, Monday, 9 July 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

yay! Statue of Liberty head! yay!

kenan, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link

apparently the ethan haas site has nothing to do with jj abrams or the film

Gukbe, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I was really confused about that. The Abrams thing is clearly a monster movie, and the Ethan Haas thing is some kind of none-too-imaginative Terminator rip-off.

kenan, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link

ok, you know what? Reading AICN for more than 20 minutes? Depressing as shit.

kenan, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

the key is to avoid all talkback and reviews

Gukbe, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

The key is to avoid AICN!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

otoh, I god a good lol at the fact that Harry didn't like the Transformers movie... because the subtle nuances of the personalities of the robots weren't brought out enough.

kenan, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Funny to read all the analysis of the 1-18-08 photos, when they seem to be simple and clear: if the movie's hook is camcorder realism, this are just "before" and "after" stills. Not much to decode in them.

Eazy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm kinda relieved that those puzzle websites supposedly have nothing to do with the movie, it all seemed kind of lame, even though it blows a hole in the THE CLASS: THE MOVIE theory I was all into. Still, makes me wonder how/why those websites popped up and what they're about.

The problem with that one picture on 1-18-08.com is that it's way too close to the iconic Blair Witch Project scene with the camera angled up the girl's nose, that's the one comparison they should be working to avoid as much as possible.

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

how did ppl decide they were connected in the first place? several articles mentioned the trailer and the websites together but I didn't quite get where the link between the two came from.

dmr, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/07/09/jj-abrams-says-ethan-haas-has-nothing-to-do-with-cloverfield/

the slusho stuff at the end is kind of weird? a lot of people make fake "in-show/movie" sites these days though.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

the people I know who are working on this movie won't tell me anything beyond that its a monster film - BAH

if its Lovecraft I kinda can't see how it will be anything other than completely shitty - Lovecraft in general cannot be translated to film effectively.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Interesitng how everyone seems to assume it's based on something else. Isn't it possible that the guy who came up with Lost and Felicity and a guy who wrote for those shows have come up with an original screenplay?

Eazy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, and it just plain doesn't make any sense to build this much secrecy and ambiguity around a project if it's actually a pre-existing franchise from previous TV shows or movies.

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Clearly this is Snakes on a Plane II: The Revenge.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

BUT it would be a good way to prevent six months' worth of fanboy naysaying if it involves a really beloved/cult franchise (like Voltron or Cthulhu). Just playing devil's advocate, though. There's some argument that it's actually for a tabletop RPG.

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jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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venture capital?? for a table top rpg??

gff, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link

a really beloved/cult franchise (like Voltron or Cthulhu)

but afaik there are really no Cthulhu fanboys as such... heck, afaik the "Cthulhu mythos" was never really elaborated very far in Lovecraft and generally existed on the fringes. Mike Mignola's version is probably the most clear and consistent.

rogermexico., Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

clearly you are not that into cthulhu.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Lovecraft has a huge following what are you talking about

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

There's a good bit of Cthulhu mythos stuff from writers in the Lovecraft circle, Derleth, and even a tabletop rpg!

jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm really hoping this is something cthuloid now

gff, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

I kind of highly doubt it.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Are angels and demons walking among us, or is there a larger chain of events unfolding?

Uh, what?

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

GO WITH IT.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, the silent, B&W "Call of Cthulhu" fanfilm with 20s period fx is pretty nifty.

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

http://imdb.com/title/tt0478988/

Srsly, if you are into tentacle monsters (without anime rape) check it out!

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

slusho website: http://www.slusho.jp
dood in the trailer wearing slusho shirt
dood who's party it is going to japan. probably to go work fr slusho.
?????

MYSTERY!

chaki, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

good catch chaki.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

GABBO

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

slusho trucks have been spotted around la.

chaki, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

clearly you are not that into cthulhu

On the basis of Lovecraft alone, one really can't be, is all I'm saying. Everything else is fanfic.

Lovecraft has a huge following what are you talking about

Uh, yeah, that's not lost on me. They get this: http://www.cthulhuthemovie.com/ It features Tori Spelling...

But Chthulu is more of an idea than e.g. an actual toy giant robot assembled from toy robot lions. Which if there's still some fatbeard out there clinging to the hope that Untitled JJ Abrams Project is in any way Voltron-related... well, just grrr.

rogermexico., Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

there is absolutely no reason to ever have one, which means Abrams was definitely going to do it and fuck it up

mh, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I just rewatched Cloverfield today. I am very happy that most of this thread is about what douches the characters were. They should've named the movie "Rob...Rob! ROB!"

Yerac, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link

that's my name so every original friend in the world that I saw that trailer with kept going "LOL IT'S ABOUT U NEANER"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link


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