DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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Low-level designer fashion oh the shame

cis het boy (onimo), Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link

I'm sure that's the hoped for outcome.

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link

Oh wait, you meant the tories topping their own rhetoric, yeah, that too.

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link

Mr Duncan Smith said people should stop “disapproving” of people on benefits, whom he terms “our fellow citizens”, and instead blame politicians for creating a failing welfare system that traps people on benefits.
The current benefits system encourages people to turn to crime and the cash-in-hand economy because they are penalised for earning money legitimately, he said.
But he indicated the Government is preparing a crackdown on in-work tax credits, which cost £170bn a year between 2003 and 2010, saying some families spend the extra money on drink and drugs while their children go unfed.

well that lasted a whole paragraph

cis het boy (onimo), Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

saying some families spend the extra money on drink and drugs while their children go unfed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18391663

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:56 (ten years ago) link

would facebook have been better/worse than shares?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 24 January 2014 11:39 (ten years ago) link

I can't work out if IDS is a cretin or an evil cunt or both

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link

...but Evil Cretin seems to fit tbh

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:47 (ten years ago) link

... do not underestimate the determination of an evil cretin, to paraphrase an evil cretin

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:48 (ten years ago) link

From a Nick Cohen article a while ago:

One told me that I and other opponents of the coalition did not understand the Conservative party's leading figures. Cameron had a human face. He may be tetchy and rude in private, but if he saw that a government policy was causing avoidable harm, there was a faint chance he would change it. Iain Duncan Smith had a Christian conscience and did not like seeing suffering. He was a "decent" man, despite everything. If you showed him he was hurting people, he was hurt in turn.

But George Osborne… well, Osborne was another matter. He was like a computer program. You couldn't appeal to his better nature, or to any notion of the public good.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:54 (ten years ago) link

Iain Duncan Smith had a Christian conscience and did not like seeing suffering. He was a "decent" man, despite everything. If you showed him he was hurting people, he was hurt in turn.

I mean clearly this is bollocks right?

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:55 (ten years ago) link

Suspect this means hurt as in 'bays like wounded dog when challenged on Question Time'.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

Suspect this means hurt as in 'bays like wounded dog when challenged on Question Time'.

What he does he shout and puts on a pathetic show of anger if anyone dare doubt his decency and Christian conscience

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 24 January 2014 13:02 (ten years ago) link

so the lobbying/gagging bill has gone through minus any amendment to exempt charities from electoral law, & leaving a super vague definition of campaigning for electoral purposes

ogmor, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link

I don't understand our complicated medieval political system, but can someone please explain to me how "the vote is a tie" means we have to have it anyway?

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 11:42 (ten years ago) link

Tied votes

If the vote is tied - which is very unusual - in the Commons the Speaker has the casting vote. The Speaker casts his vote according to what was done in similar circumstances in the past. Where possible the issue should remain open for further discussion and no final decision should be made by a casting vote.

In the Lords, the Lord Speaker does not have a casting vote. Instead, the tied vote is resolved according to established rules (called the Standing Orders).

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link

http://www.parliament.uk/about/how/business/divisions/

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:24 (ten years ago) link

http://www.election.demon.co.uk/ties.html

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link

Thanks, Ken.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link

I guess it is this bit
"The final rule is that the Speaker, in any division upon a bill, should vote to leave a bill in its existing form. "

which I guess must have trumped this bit
"The Speaker should vote so as not to decide the question - in other words, to give the House the opportunity for further debate on an issue. Therefore, if there is a tie on a division such as a Second Reading vote, where failure would kill the Bill being debated, the Speaker will always vote to continue the Bill"

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link

They're joking with this school 9-6, 45 weeks of the year stuff surely? Christ, I'd never have survived school if it was these hours. 8am-2.15pm was bad enough.

pandemic, Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:16 (ten years ago) link

Dunno how Laurence Sterne managed with his 6 am-8 pm, seven days a week hours.

he died in his late 40s iirc

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:20 (ten years ago) link

He was 54. That wasn't bad for the 18th century.

I wonder whether zero hours opt-out schooling will be an option.

anyway i don't think historical models of treating children like chattels are useful comparisons to our existing education system

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:26 (ten years ago) link

Oh, the irony.

i'm aware of how bad it is now, i just thought you were saying "hey it could be worse" which, while strictly true...

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:31 (ten years ago) link

I think it’s coming full circle.

it's worse in many ways, the old model tended to use brutish methods to inculcate knowledge that was considered necessary and improving for civilized adults, the new model uses technocrat methods to turn children into machine tools

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:38 (ten years ago) link

i thought this new model is to turn school into baby sitters so that parents can work longer hours

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:44 (ten years ago) link

sorry, that too

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:45 (ten years ago) link

They're joking with this school 9-6, 45 weeks of the year stuff surely? Christ, I'd never have survived school if it was these hours. 8am-2.15pm was bad enough.

long school hours is v much an ARK schools thing - it goes along with their super rigid focus on discipline, school as controlling influence. Wouldn't be any sort of surprise if Gove wanted to take their academies as a model for all schools.

fresh from zone one through zones A-D (c sharp major), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:53 (ten years ago) link

Don't understand the ARK system at all. How can "high achieving" and "non-selective" not contradict each other?

i suppose they believe that anyone can be made to be "high achieving"

fresh from zone one through zones A-D (c sharp major), Thursday, 30 January 2014 12:00 (ten years ago) link

That's dangerous socialist talk is that.

when oh when will the organizations that founded the Labour party stop trying to influence the Labour party?

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link

How about when the Labour party stops standing for the interests of the working man/woman? Oh wait...

And when you f--- up, you go backwards (snoball), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link

the guantanamo threads all seem dead, idk where it should go

ogmor, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link

Someone explain to me what that longer school hours thing is supposed to achieve

At the moment I can only pass it in terms of 'Makes old people vote for them'/'Make people who like school vote for them'

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link

^speaking error in heat of moment

imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link

Really though this is all disgusting pro-stratification elitist ideological BS of the most transparently shit order and the sooner Gove is testing 4 year-olds the sooner we may raise a lynch mob

imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:17 (ten years ago) link

'BS of the most transparently shit order' = another speaking error lol

imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:17 (ten years ago) link


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