Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?

I recall one that was like 'This, this is what grey-skinned council estate children are listening to' in a singles review for a popular girl band

Also guardian book review section only reviews poetry books from a small list of high-profile uk poetry publishers and they are always puff-pieces, not reviews

think there's probably a stepping-off point between snark and misogyny but maybe i am just trying to score Marc Loi points

http://www.cjr.org/the_audit/the_trust-fund_newspaper.php

Add it all up and GMG would have a nearly $1.9 billion pile of cash or, conservatively, somewhere around $1.6 billion after taxes (UPDATE: if they apply. See above update). Even if that cash were to get zero return and The Guardian isn’t able to cut its $51 million annual loss, it could fund the paper until about 2045.

Charles Foster Kane:
"You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years."

the level of quality one would expect of an extended january transfer window deadline day liveblog might not be very high but it's still worse than anything in recent memory on the guardian site including rhiannon lucy coslett's blog about onesies

I refuse to actually read the article but its existence was enough to upset me:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/feb/02/delete-candy-crush-saga-from-phone

let's just agree to never read anything by stuart heritage

The Guardian is excruciating when it acts like yr fuddy parent. Be that wincing about modernity or trying to sell u £300 kitchen scales.

That aspect doesn't annoy me half as much as their half-baked attempts to attract the Younger Readership (see The Guide most weeks). Don't have the precise demographics to hand but I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of their readers are over 50 and don't have a smartphone, let alone know or care what Candy Crush is.

So is candy crush the same as bejewelled

no, bejewelled is a legitimate game.

in all likelihood, an interminable scene two thirds of the way through where the main character gets drugged, then everything goes blurry and he has a tedious epiphany about his childhood.

this was almost funny tbf

bad tidings to whoever put an urbandictionary link to 'eMpTyV' here

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/feb/06/russell-brand-philip-seymour-hoffman-drug-laws

I really can't be arsed to ever read that Russell Brand thing

Russell Brand: "Russell Brand".

he's in an invidious position because he doesn't get to discuss his ideas in the media except by dint of his persona, which inevitably draws the attention of his interviewer. but it might be interesting to draw comparisons with Rob Newman, who was surely once near the same level of celebrity as Brand, and who seems to have chosen to draw different conclusions about his own career from his political beliefs.

Brand's a lot more famous than Newman, but they've both got form WRT 'radical mouth, reactionary penis'.

i'm thinking of Wembley Arena era Newman, tho i guess he never took that level across the Atlantic. you might well be right about their sexual politics. Newman seems to have noticed the disconnect between radical communal politics and cults of personality better than Brand has managed so far.

sexual politics is maybe too prissy a term for "thinking with your dick"

...though it might be that musician/comedian nerd revenge thing where they take out their adolescent lack of action on female peers by playing head games with the grown-up versions of the smart girls who spurned them at school.

Observer and not Guardian but this seems bizarre and badly judged.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/feb/09/woody-allen-dylan-farrow-alleged-sexual-abuse

Couldn't believe that article. What was most revealing to me was the sheer delusional nature of:

I have given this a lot of miserable thought and, I think, found a way through.

As if the world has been waiting for her unique insight and can now make progress on this issue...

to some extent that is the folly of columnists but yeah, bad, bad look

It read like fairly standard fence-sitting until I got to the second half. I presume she was trying to be empathetic but it just comes across as weird voyeuristic speculation.

Bringing up the Ebrahimi murder is bizarre as well, horrific as that story was, afaik no child had actually accused him of abuse.

Truly awful piece, but unsurprisingly the comments manage to outdo it. Christ.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/14/i-hate-shopping-food-supermarket?CMP=fb_gu

Man thinks deli is too expensive, goes to supermarket instead. Has too much choice, wishes such a thing as a deli existed and claims he would travel miles to get to one.

Man goes to shop and buys what he went for cheaper than he could have done somewhere else. Moans about it. World fails to give a fuck.

Valentine's Day is more like a tax than a tribute to love
7 Feb 2014: Tim Lott: Capitalism has hijacked the Valentine tradition and now you can't do it on the cheap without being labelled unromantic
7 comments

Is Is it ever a good idea to apologise?
31 Jan 2014: Tim Lott: I am a profuse apologiser, but my wife tends to take these lightly as they come so easily to me. But what's a 'real' apology anyway?
3 comments

Why I want to be buried not cremated
24 Jan 2014: Tim Lott: I want somewhere for my family and descendants to go and think of me when I am dead. My mother was cremated and so there's nowhere to honour her – I can't even remember where the crematorium was
20 comments

The endangered art of storytelling
Tim Lott 10 Jan 2014: Tim Lott: The new Hobbit film is just one set piece battle after another with a love story tacked on
4 comments

I suspect that Tim Lott's trip to the supermarket was totally made up. I'm not saying he's never been to a supermarket just that he pretended to in this instance. Totally banal.

Things I learned today: Tim Lott founded FLEXIPOP!

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2010/feb/04/flexipop-tim-lott

Jesus, all his article summaries are awful. "Tim Lott has thinky thoughts about things!"

The weight of choice was oppressive – six kinds of strawberry jam, 20 blends and strengths of coffee, 15 types of cheddar. The sense of being manipulated is overwhelming

where have you been man; soviet emigres were less surprised than this

Adolescents need a rite of passage to ease them into adulthood
3 Jan 2014: Tim Lott: Sadly, some young people join gangs. We need to devise a ritual to help them through this difficult transition

the fact that they had put the staples, such as bread, in the deepest part of the shop, is just one of the many tricks designers use to break your will and draw you into the "supermarket experience".

I would rather my daughters took MDMA than started smoking
30 Aug 2013: Tim Lott: What worries me is not so much illegal drugs, which mostly seem to cause a relatively low level of harm compared with cigarettes and alcohol. What worries me is addiction
430 comments

so let me get this straight, they give him space on a popular website to post this shit?

mdma might help w the supermarket

I'm hearing an attempt for a tone of John Peel-style whimsical helplessness in Tim Lott's article, but it not quite succeeding.

if it's formal ambition you want, you want this one

six kinds of strawberry jam is a fairly small number, really. he must have gone to tesco metro.

"At times, channel hopping through the endless, yet universally unedifying cable tv options, it feels like there are 57 channels, but nothing on"

He needs to watch Magaluf Weekender

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/07/valentines-day-more-like-tax-love

Valentines Day - it's a bit commercial. Stunning insight there, mate.

Oh, that was already noted. As you were.

valentines-day-MORE LIKE

wait until he sees the water aisle - he'll explode

Wow that guy is terrible.