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Automatic thread boner. This pole's results are now in.

― System, Monday, March 2, 2009 6:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― unfit octomom (rent), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

...Goodnight room full of boners
Goodnight boner moon
Good night cow with boner jumping over the boner moon
Goodnight lightswitch that looks like a boner when in the "on" position", flipping to flaccid when "off"
And the red boner balloon
Goodnight bears with boners
Goodnight chairs that activate boners
Goodnight kittens that don't care about boners
And goodnight boners mittens
Goodnight boner clocks
And goodnight boner gloves, aka socks
Goodnight little house boner
And goodnight boner mouse
Goodnight combover boner
And goodnight boner brush
Goodnight nobody...boner
Goodnight boner mush
And goodnight to the old lady who did me the favor of not drawing attention to my boner that dreamlike summer
whispering "hush", boner
Goodnight boner stars
Goodnight air boner
Goodnight boner noises everywhere
--"Goodnight Boner", text by Margret Wise Brown

― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/jesus-light-switch.jpg

― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Boner wav

― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

disregard that. Regard this Boner wav

― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

a pig, in a cage, on viagra, with bonaaaarz

― unfit octomom (rent), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link

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