-- MJ Hibbett (mjh1...), November 30th, 2000 1:00 AM. (admin) (0.0.0.0)
(First thing ever to make me laugh out loud on ILX)
― Tom (Groke), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Pashmina (pashmin...), March 10th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later) (Pashmina) (admin) (81.134.13.63)
N Phay is a national treasure.
― Tom (Groke), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
phwoar Kim -- Tracer Hand
My t-shirt is dark blue and has baby dribble on it, plus some baby snot i think because my son has the flu at the moment. am i lucky or what! -- donna
phwoar donna -- mark s
― g.cannon (gcannon), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- david h (howied41...), October 17th, 2002.------------------------------------------------------------------------
david h, here in america, strangers on the street with amusing hats only get paid 2.83 an hour to wear those hats, and they rely on people tipping them (a dollar per amusment level of the hat, 2 dollars minimum if its a fez) to make their living. its simply rude to stare and not tip.
-- amy (amyamiso...), October 17th, 2002.
― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 04:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
It means Grand Theft Auto - Grunge City in about 6.75 years. -- gygax! (gygax0...), March 12th, 2003.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
Dud if only because it was like coming home from school and then having to watch my day again. I did go to high school with a girl who fucked Joey Jeremiah, though! That was classic. We asked her friends if she said if he left his hat on. -- Bryan (bryan...) (webmail), March 12th, 2003
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
One of you crazy people is going to get me fired one of these days. TRY HARDER.
― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Amateurist (amateuris...), March 12th, 2003. (later)
[edited for length -- Ed.]
― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
C: "is this music?"Me: (nods)C: "i see" -- toby (toby_ge...), March 7th, 2003. (later)
― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
--by Kate, the (former, right?) American
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
In Soviet Russia, the hot grits pour YOU down petrified Natalie Portman's pants (imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these).
-- Millar (tmilla...), March 13th, 2003. (later) (link)
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That didn't make sense.
-- man (ma...), March 13th, 2003. (later) (link)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
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(Why do I instantly hear "mesir-in-a-pita" to the tune of "Girlfriend in a Coma"?) -- Amateurist
(I know, I know, it's serious...)
― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Carey
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- S Samson (ssamsonitehockeyorga...), March 13th, 2003. (later)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
i'm desperately holding onto my top 40 placing.. i feel like a Shed Seven record -- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), March 13th, 2003 10:08 AM.
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Calum Robert (calumrw@ ), March 12th, 2003 11:53 AM.
File this next to PLUR for things I can't believe were ever uttered.
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- kate (masonicboo...), March 12th, 2003 4:31 PM.
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
Blame the designer. Some things are more logistically possible than others. Although 'four' is a bit much, unless it's Daniella Westbrook -- dave q (scrape10...), March 12th, 2003. (later)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 March 2003 09:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
Which song is this? -- man (man@m....), March 12th, 2003. (later)
A parody of John Lennon's "Imagine"? -- Nick A. (emmaan@o....), March 13th, 2003. (later)
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 13 March 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
"I'm going now though"no yr not, you are clearly going in several minutes you fucking prick
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), March 13th, 2003. (later)
Oh right sorry. -- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), March 13th, 2003. (later)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 13 March 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
To Elton John:"When you did that duet with Eminem, and you guys hugged, did either of you have a hard-on? Cuz I did. That shit was hot!"
-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...) (webmail), March 13th, 2003
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
the only movie that really comes to mind: schindler's list (although it being "really good" is very debatable)
-- Yanc3y (ystr1ckl3...), March 14th, 2003. (later) (link)
That's just because you hate Jews, Yancey.
-- Nick A. (emmaa...), March 14th, 2003. (later) (link)
Shhhhhh!
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 March 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 March 2003 22:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 13 March 2003 23:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Bryan (bryan...), March 14th, 2003. (later)
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
(i do not know to this day why this always makes me larf)
― Sarah (starry), Friday, 14 March 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah (starry), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― felicity (felicity), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 13th, 2003 7:42 PM.
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Bad cheer is where you go where nobody knows your name and they're extremely pissed off you put your face through the door, you fucking punk.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 13th, 2003 7:43 PM.
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
"he may not have the career saves but he can look back at his time with the mothers of invention with fondness"
-- james (jamesharriso...), March 15th, 2003.
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 14 March 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
Lawyer 1: "Man, I'd really like to screw her."Lawyer 2: "Really? Out of what?"
-- felicity (felicityre...), March 14th, 2003.
(that Ned one was funny)
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 14 March 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
Mystery solved! Thanks.
-- Baha Men (Bah...), March 14th, 2003. (later)
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 March 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
and THAT refs a kabbalistic legend, that at any one time there are just 36 [or actually number varies] good men aliver in the world, who by their goodness save the world from god's wrath...??
-- mark s (mar...), October 20th, 2002.
and those men = the wu tang clan -- jess (dubplatestyl...), October 20th, 2002.
― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 15 March 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 16 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Lord Custos Epsilon (L.Custo...), March 16th, 2003.------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Thomas T. Engine in Crack-Fuelled Midnight Hobo Rampage Shocker!!!"
-- mei (meirion.lewi...), March 16th, 2003.
― Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 March 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
Its amazing how something can turn from funny to disturbing in one sentence. What happened to my happy mood.
-- Pete (pb1...), September 5th, 2001.
― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Millar (tmilla...), March 16th, 2003.
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- jess
― zemko (bob), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
Oh how I long for the US Army to unveil the mother of all buses by mistake.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 16th, 2003 8:09 PM. (later) (nickdastoor) (link)
b*ngbus!! -- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), March 16th, 2003 8:11 PM. (later) (electricsound) (link)
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
pentonville. islington. canonbury. barnsbury. de beauvoir town. hoxton. shoreditch. east finchley. hampstead garden suburb. finchley central. finsbury park. stroud green. crouch hill. crouch end. manor house. brownswood park. haringey. highbury. highgate. holloway. tufnell park. hornsey. turnpike lane. muswell hill. new southgate. north finchley. palmers green. southgate. seven sisters. stamford hill. stoke newington. newington green. tottenham. archway. upper holloway. totteridge. whetstone. winchmore hill. osidge. wood green. west green. noel park.
camden. somers town. cricklewood. dollis hill. belsize park. chalk farm. hampstead. gospel oak. kentish town. dartmouth park. kilburn. mill hill. st johns wood. swiss cottage. colindale. the hyde. willesden. neasden. harlesden. golders green. temple fortune. childs hill
mayfair. fitzrovia. soho. bayswater. paddington. acton. chiswick. gunnersbury. ealing. hammersmith. ravenscourt park. turnham green. stamford brook. hanwell. perivale. hanger lane. kensington. maida vale. sheperds bush. west kensington. northfields.
spitalfields. wapping. limehouse. shadwell. westferry. whitechapel. stepney. aldgate. haggerston. cambridge heath. bethnal green. old ford. bow. mile end. chingford. clapton. east ham. forest gate. hackney. homerton. hackney wick. kingsland. dalston. leyton. snaresbrook. wanstead. leytonstone. whipps cross. bakers arms. manor park. plaistow. canning town. blackwall. newham. west ham. upton. millwall. cubitt town. island gardens. mudchute. poplar. stratford. maryland. seven kings. silvertown. walthamstow. south woodford.
southwark. borough. elephant & castle. bermondsey. london bridge. abbey wood. blackheath. brockley. maze hill. westcombe park. camberwell. catford. charlton. deptford. eltham. falconwood. greenwich. lee. lambeth. kennington. oval. new cross. peckham. rotherhithe. walworth. newington. woolwich. sydenham. dulwich hamlet. crystal palace. norwood green. thamesmead. ladywell
victoria. westminster. pimlico. brixton. brompton. chelsea. clapham. battersea. earls court. fulham. castlenau. hurlingham. stockwell. vauxhall. balham. barnes. east sheen. mortlake. putney. streatham. wandsworth. southfields. earlsfield. wimbledon. colliers wood.
bloomsbury. covent garden. clerkenwell. farringdon. aldwych. kings cross. marylebone. holborn. finsbury. st lukes. st giles. the city!
(only counted if theres a london postcode)
i can't believe i just did that... -- gareth (garet...), July 3rd, 2002.
kensal green/rise, brondesbury, shacklewell -- gareth (garet...), July 3rd, 2002.
I take that back: Gareth I now know the true meaning of "blimey!" -- nabisco%% (--...), July 3rd, 2002.
oops, hendon, brent cross. i'll stop now -- gareth (garet...), July 3rd, 2002.
well, apart from tooting and london fields and primrose hill and holland park -- gareth (garet...), July 3rd, 2002.
Are those the lyrics to the single "It's Grim In London"? -- Dan Perry (djperr...), July 3rd, 2002.
No, Dan: 'Hobart Paving'. -- suzy (theartskooldisk...), July 3rd, 2002.
and i feel quite remiss for leaving out fortis green, hither green, honor oak, penge, anerley, bowes park, bounds green, globe town, northumberland park, victoria park and tulse hill -- gareth (garet...), July 3rd, 2002.
i think i left bedford park off my list of london places -- gareth (garet...), November 18th, 2002.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 17 March 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 17 March 2003 12:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dave q, Monday, 17 March 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― toby (tsg20), Monday, 17 March 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link