try glasgow more

it's tuesday night. isn't it?

should people be there from 7? if not, when?

should people be at the carnarvon bar, on the corner of carnarvon street and st. george's road? if not, where?

I'll go where I'm told.

Oh no, not the Carnarvon. How about the Uisge Beathe?

I like that one less.

You're not coming. The Carnarvon is good when you feel grotty, but it has too many bad smells and memories.

How about the new Sports Bar on Sauchiehall St?

Maybe I should try Glasgow?

i cannot believe a glasgow fap is actually happening and i will be not there.

I can. You never came to my Glasgow FAP.

CCA?

Did you have a Glasgow FAP? I did come and see you though.

You did.

I appreciated it.

One day you should come and see me, and hear Ken Bruce. And touch my fluffy rabbit?

*runs away*

haha,

the CCA is good.

Are we all agreed on the CCA? Cook won't be, but fuck him.

I'm agreed on the CCA.

it's OK to eat a whole bag of pistachios in a oner?

let's not get nasty.

why would cook object to the CCA?

cos of the perforated pleather light fittings?

colin, what are you doing in your friendster picture?

nick says ally is always complaining unless it's the carnarvon or a wetherspoons. it is simple not true and is actually false. nick says "I'm align him." I don't think anything is fair, anymore.

It's true, Dick, what you say, because, remember the other day, when we noticed that something wasn't fair?

Still.

i'm taking a picture of myself, what's Richard doing in his?

I'm making things fair. fairer, at least.

you're right PF. there have been a couple of times, like that, lately. I should've kicked up more of a stink.

I definitely fell in love. yes, with her.

OK. you asked. yes, the dress. the smile, the just-off aligned nose, the perpetual smile, the dancing, the the hair! o!, O my! the hair, OK, yes, I fall in love easily, so I'm alistair flitchett, big deal, but this girl, this girl.

you don't see it, do you?

I think she was with (with?) that boy, despite n4l saying, not less than a week ago, that she, k4ty, "doesn't" (didn't?) have a boyfriend.

I don't see it, yet, because I don't know whom, you are talking, about: you are beside your point, right next to - her.

I'd like to thank RJG. He is right. I don't see a reason why I would object to the CCA - in fact the opposite is true. It's rare that Dastoor has been so off the money.

Fair would be him, apologising, to me.

Cozen, I thought she had bf but if not then GO. She is OK. I hope you are not Fitchett.

my keyboard is still, broken. sorry, cook.

Accepted.

i used to say dumb things, i guess i still do

ally, I thought she had a bf too. but I was informed, as I said upthread.

I thought she had. 4D4M. madchen said not, though. they are often seen, together, but never w/ the kiss/cuddle/touch and are just pals?

anyway. I'm too wuss, anyway.

go 4 it, cozen. I think that guy has tinnitus, anyway, and no neckerchief.

you don't like the neckerchief?

I've heard i. 'I love it', ii. 'o, it's a bit sporting' and iii. 'you look quite trendy'. so far.

It probably suits you. More than a suit would suit.

Nick: bizarrely, RJG and I were in Waterstones the other day and that song was playing. I could hardly believe it. I still can't. Hardly.

i have noticed outre music in that waterstones, before.

Summary of Uses for the Scout Neckerchief

The Scout Neckerchief may be used:

1. As an International Morse signal flag.
2. For sending messages by Semaphore code.
3. In knot-tying practice.
4. For Troop and Patrol identification.
5. As a reminder of the Scout Good Turn, (single knot).
6. As indication that wearer is not a Cadet, but a Scout.
7. As a substitute for a belt.
8. As a shoulder mat.
9. As a smoke mask.
10. As a blindfold for Scout games.
11. As a dressing for a burned face and neck.
12. As a sweat band for confining the hair.
13. For identifying contesting teams.
14. As a swatter in playing games.
15. In the three-legged race, to tie legs together.
16. In games requiring contestants to be hobbled.
17. In game called "Badger Pulling," to make binder for heads.
18. As a night cap or ear protector.
19. As a muffler for storm or blizzard.
20. As a cover for a pail of water.
21. As a loin cloth or bathing trunks.
22. As a triangular cap bandage.
23. As a napkin.
24. As an apron.
25. As a table cloth.
26. As a dust cloth or cover.
27. As a "Hobo" bag.
28. For a tump line to carry a load.
29. To lash poles or staves together.
30. As a smoke signal.
31. As a red flag on projecting end of load.
32. As a patch for a canoe, when properly treated.
33. As caulking for a leaky boat, when properly treated.
34. For distress signal, lighted for a "flare."
35. As a pad for the head in carrying heavy loads and wherever needed to prevent chafing.
36. As a padded glove for the hand, to prevent blisters.
36a. As a blindfold for rescuing a horse from fire.
37. To pad portions of harness to prevent chafing.
38. To tie up square packages.
39. For fastening ends of the blanket roll.
40. For making life line or guard rope.
41. For making rope ladder.
42. For making boat sail.
43 For making emergency clothing

from, Scouting With a Neckerchief, BY COMMODORE W. E. Longfellow

Wow.

I am most interested in this game of 'badger pulling'.

I think I might suit a suit. in fact, yesterday, I was looking for a brown suit jacket to go with my brown suit trousers. one day, eventually.

36a. As a blindfold for rescuing a horse from fire.

why 36a?

I'm trying medea more tonight.

medea.

So were people thinking more Monday night than Tuesday?

This is hopeless.

Plus: is anyone coming out tonight? Pool might be good.