why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

yes yes yr not idris elba I get it shhh stop talking I need to look at this photo some more

POO: Idris Elba vs. Stacker Pentecost

If my gf had a thing for Idris Elba I'd totally give her a free pass to bang him if given the chance.

cool

lol max

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1920601_10153861122265271_301880184_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/pYYEGwg.jpg

hahaha

ryan adams strikes me as the kind of guy who'd be a gold mine for these though

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/61/cf/57/61cf570e548afb8abf9791959cabaf88.jpg

http://www.lushquotes.com/quote-pictures/215/writing-and-creating-those-things-quote-by-ryan-adams.jpg

pithy!

http://www.lushquotes.com/quote-pictures/85/well-im-a-huge-fan-of-ryan-quote-by-elton-john.jpg

feeling this one though

2 friends shared this on FB today. as these lists go, it's p mild.
but it still annoys me and I wanted to post it somewhere

http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2013/12/24-rules-for-being-a-gentleman-in-2014/#IDpPDO3WgAROZeBy.01

Don't worry, this thread is the art of being annoyed by things that are pretty mild as these things go.

one thing that's for sure is that almost no one actually knows what a fedora is

fagan's really fucking good at "so consistently mildly annoying that you want to punch a wall"

literally everything in that list was taken from different megapopular tumblr posts

(meanwhile on her actual tumblr she complains about all the nasty intersectional (yeeugh!!) feminism on tumblr)

not sure where else to put this so

http://i.imgur.com/I4Y8K7n.jpg

yes chelsea fagan sucks, and constantly complains that calls to incloude black women in feminist discussions = being mean to white women

haha wait i was mixing her up with some other tumblr woman named chelsea tbh

http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2014/02/a-playlist-for-turning-any-housewife-into-a-ho/

Really, "Ms. New Booty" is how you're going to turn that housewife into a ho? Really?

That '24 rules for gentlemen' thing is pitched exactly at the same audience level as those 'twelve tips for a fabulous face' or 'sixteen ways to reignite your sex life' teasers I've been seeing on magazine covers at grocery checkouts all my life. Anyone who takes such steaming heaps seriously is still in the confused and deeply immature phase of their life, no matter what age they might be.

http://meetville.com/images/quotes/Quotation-Dave-Matthews-tomorrow-Meetville-Quotes-228739.jpg

If Dave Matthews isn't dead tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed.

Same as always.

Haha http://thoughtcatalog.com/artemis-stiga/2014/02/10-pieces-of-advice-situationists-would-give-us-today/

from noted marcopage "sorry not sorry"

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1622825_1418350671746396_1674563861_n.jpg

that classic bitch-assaultin' Molly Shannon character

Is that by the person whom I don't deserve at her best if I can't accept her at her worse?

<3 team evovle

i am ready to create a income

"sorry not sorry" is so awful

Yeah, that really changes the tenor of the thread... happy to have it hidden behind the bookmark veil.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1921989_676735889056291_1112422176_n.jpg

Here's another "I'm pretty sure he didn't say that" example, and it's also a really irritating quote

http://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1959300_10151989698906700_1514351525_n.jpg

DURR EVERYTHING IS FUCKED UP DURR WHY IS THAT WHY

whoo boy

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1620617_666553360054641_278565888_n.jpg

yeah thats

Is that possible?

I forgets to eat

my best/worst ilx moment was about that very topic

forgetting to eat is a thing

oh it's a thing alright

I forget to eat! I am not skinny!

that thread was not my finest hour
i just looked at it and i just seem like i was in a terrible mood

probably forgot to eat that day

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/14858_882802035082584_900153031_n.jpg

*shakes head, laughs knowingly*

you nailed it, george takei!

too lazy to photoshop coffee measuring cup notation onto a syringe

I hate that trope - "I am such a thoroughly unpleasant person that I automatically dislike anyone who talks to me before I've injested a stimulant"

#mydunkin

frogbs otm

coffee jokes like this are an outlet for our deep love of alcohol, marijuana, and prescription drugs, which you can't really profess your affection for in a work environment.

It's not that I dislike you before that point, I just can't form words.