why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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not sure where else to put this so

http://i.imgur.com/I4Y8K7n.jpg

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Friday, 21 February 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

yes chelsea fagan sucks, and constantly complains that calls to incloude black women in feminist discussions = being mean to white women

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link

haha wait i was mixing her up with some other tumblr woman named chelsea tbh

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link

http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2014/02/a-playlist-for-turning-any-housewife-into-a-ho/

Really, "Ms. New Booty" is how you're going to turn that housewife into a ho? Really?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link

That '24 rules for gentlemen' thing is pitched exactly at the same audience level as those 'twelve tips for a fabulous face' or 'sixteen ways to reignite your sex life' teasers I've been seeing on magazine covers at grocery checkouts all my life. Anyone who takes such steaming heaps seriously is still in the confused and deeply immature phase of their life, no matter what age they might be.

Aimless, Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

If Dave Matthews isn't dead tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 24 February 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link

Same as always.

The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:04 (ten years ago) link

from noted marcopage "sorry not sorry"

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1622825_1418350671746396_1674563861_n.jpg

frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link

that classic bitch-assaultin' Molly Shannon character

4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 February 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link

Is that by the person whom I don't deserve at her best if I can't accept her at her worse?

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link

<3 team evovle

i am ready to create a income

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 07:25 (ten years ago) link

"sorry not sorry" is so awful

clouds, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that really changes the tenor of the thread... happy to have it hidden behind the bookmark veil.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:03 (ten years ago) link

Here's another "I'm pretty sure he didn't say that" example, and it's also a really irritating quote

http://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1959300_10151989698906700_1514351525_n.jpg

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link

DURR EVERYTHING IS FUCKED UP DURR WHY IS THAT WHY

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link

yeah thats

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:09 (ten years ago) link

Is that possible?

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link

I forgets to eat

soref, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

my best/worst ilx moment was about that very topic

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link

forgetting to eat is a thing

Dan I., Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link

oh it's a thing alright

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link

I forget to eat! I am not skinny!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

that thread was not my finest hour
i just looked at it and i just seem like i was in a terrible mood

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link

probably forgot to eat that day

j., Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/14858_882802035082584_900153031_n.jpg

*shakes head, laughs knowingly*

you nailed it, george takei!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link

too lazy to photoshop coffee measuring cup notation onto a syringe

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link

I hate that trope - "I am such a thoroughly unpleasant person that I automatically dislike anyone who talks to me before I've injested a stimulant"

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link

#mydunkin

Evan, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link

frogbs otm

the immortal jellyfish will never die (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link

coffee jokes like this are an outlet for our deep love of alcohol, marijuana, and prescription drugs, which you can't really profess your affection for in a work environment.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link

It's not that I dislike you before that point, I just can't form words.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link

I should say, it's not necessarily that I dislike you, although if I do, I'm going to feel the same after my coffee too.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link

the thing i hate almost the most about the internet is how these horrible jokes turn into huge memes and they get reconstructed into a million different jokes except they're all the same exact joke just told in a slightly different order and i can never escape these jokes

a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:27 (ten years ago) link

don't talk to me after i've had my coffee

clouds, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 04:47 (ten years ago) link

Haha

carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 12:21 (ten years ago) link

hmmm yeah maybe I'll go to china

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:39 (ten years ago) link

i've never been to me

föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:46 (ten years ago) link

the dalai lama told me to shit in a rattan suitcase

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:13 (ten years ago) link

you went there

ronald jerfman (anky), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:51 (ten years ago) link

lol veg

balls, Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link

You hear that, gays?! Get to work, I don't have all day here people!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 February 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link

I hate that trope - "I am such a thoroughly unpleasant person that I automatically dislike anyone who talks to me before I've injested a stimulant"

― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (2 days ago) Permalink

It's an actual thing though -- it's called being addicted to stimulants. I guess we addicts are, in a sense, thoroughly unpleasant people.

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

Until we get our fix!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link


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