too lazy to photoshop coffee measuring cup notation onto a syringe
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I hate that trope - "I am such a thoroughly unpleasant person that I automatically dislike anyone who talks to me before I've injested a stimulant"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link
#mydunkin
― Evan, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link
frogbs otm
― the immortal jellyfish will never die (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link
coffee jokes like this are an outlet for our deep love of alcohol, marijuana, and prescription drugs, which you can't really profess your affection for in a work environment.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
It's not that I dislike you before that point, I just can't form words.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link
I should say, it's not necessarily that I dislike you, although if I do, I'm going to feel the same after my coffee too.
the thing i hate almost the most about the internet is how these horrible jokes turn into huge memes and they get reconstructed into a million different jokes except they're all the same exact joke just told in a slightly different order and i can never escape these jokes
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:27 (ten years ago) link
don't talk to me after i've had my coffee
― clouds, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 04:47 (ten years ago) link
Haha
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 12:21 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1654061_10152058885781713_1954639139_n.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:28 (ten years ago) link
hmmm yeah maybe I'll go to china
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:39 (ten years ago) link
i've never been to me
― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:46 (ten years ago) link
the dalai lama told me to shit in a rattan suitcase
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:13 (ten years ago) link
you went there
― ronald jerfman (anky), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:51 (ten years ago) link
lol veg
― balls, Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1797504_615517458503858_2001043027_n.jpg
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Thursday, 27 February 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link
You hear that, gays?! Get to work, I don't have all day here people!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 February 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (2 days ago) Permalink
It's an actual thing though -- it's called being addicted to stimulants. I guess we addicts are, in a sense, thoroughly unpleasant people.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link
Until we get our fix!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
i drink more coffee and tea than is probably safe and i hate that meme
― clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
yes but it's not exactly a source of pride now is it?
― frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link
No certainly not, it's a stupid meme. But it's true.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:39 (ten years ago) link
what am i supposed to think is more stimulating, your platitudes or my coffee
― j., Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
honestly I think it was just that McDonalds commercial that soured me on it. basically it was a 20-something dude walking around telling people "don't talk to me, I haven't had my coffee yet". wanders into McDonalds. counter girl says, "would you like to try a ---" and the dude says "don't talk to me, I haven't had my coffee.." and she continues "-premium roast coffee for a dollar?" and laughs. even though this guy literally went into a McDonalds, stood in front of the counter, and told the girl TRYING TO TAKE HER ORDER to shut up. as though he was just going to stand there. This is "funny"?????
― frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link
no, it's even worse because his response is something like "talk to me!"
― clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU
i still think about this stupid commercial all the time
― clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link
ahahaha someone remembers it!! I'll never wrap my head around what happens at :11 there
― frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
That guy was Zooey Deschanel's ex-boyfriend in New Girl.
― The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/67/ad/bb67adeeff581e01a84243053bca5528.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
psychologistspsychotics say
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
"...so why haven't you called me lately"
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/941120_455096937909535_1066747642_n.png
― set the trolls for the heart of the sun (how's life), Sunday, 2 March 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link
That's bs. Bad things happen to you without you "earning" it, why must good things be earned?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 2 March 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
because the world is mean and man uncouth? i have no idea tbh. what's also disturbing is that this is a sentiment being expressed by a person young enough to use "fucking" in that waykinda makes me shudder tbh
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Sunday, 2 March 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link
yeah because fuck quiet patience so lame raaaagh ugh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 2 March 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
Also kinda missing the point - the original phrase is meant to encourage quiet toil and discourage complaining, or the expectation of some easy payoff. I mean, I feel like people saying that would also agree with "Gotta go out and earn it," etc.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 March 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link
unnecessarily combative
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Sunday, 2 March 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link
waiter hatred
― j., Monday, 3 March 2014 00:30 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1618500_10200862433637986_432534288_n.jpg
― ailsa, Monday, 3 March 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-03-03at101405AM_zps69251619.png
― slam dunk, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
my words words words GOD words words GOD is always right--abraham lincoln
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link
obv this is probably being used by people to dig their heels in the ground, but Abe comes off less boastful and sure of himself in context:It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side, My great concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason he makes so many of them.
The will of God prevails. In great contests each party claims to act in accordance with the will of God. Both may be, and one must be, wrong. God cannot be for and against the same thing at the same time. In the present civil war it is quite possible that God's purpose is something different from the purpose of either party - and yet the human instrumentalities, working just as they do, are of the best adaptation to effect His purpose.
I have been driven many times upon my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. My own wisdom and that of all about me seemed insufficient for that day.
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link
ha, nvm. I guess Lincoln likely didn't say any of this at all, which is even better. http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008/09/12/did-palin-misquote-lincoln.htm
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
Right, in context the quote is humble -- his "concern" is to be on God's side but he doesn't purport to be sure that he is on God's side.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link
yeah, and it seems like if he did say any of it, the "For God is always right" part was likely added by someone else
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link
*~ K LOVE ~*
posts by Kevin Love
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link
cherished by people who in fact believe god is on their side because they are always right
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link