why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

You hear that, gays?! Get to work, I don't have all day here people!

I hate that trope - "I am such a thoroughly unpleasant person that I automatically dislike anyone who talks to me before I've injested a stimulant"

― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (2 days ago) Permalink

It's an actual thing though -- it's called being addicted to stimulants. I guess we addicts are, in a sense, thoroughly unpleasant people.

Until we get our fix!

i drink more coffee and tea than is probably safe and i hate that meme

It's an actual thing though -- it's called being addicted to stimulants. I guess we addicts are, in a sense, thoroughly unpleasant people.

yes but it's not exactly a source of pride now is it?

No certainly not, it's a stupid meme. But it's true.

what am i supposed to think is more stimulating, your platitudes or my coffee

honestly I think it was just that McDonalds commercial that soured me on it. basically it was a 20-something dude walking around telling people "don't talk to me, I haven't had my coffee yet". wanders into McDonalds. counter girl says, "would you like to try a ---" and the dude says "don't talk to me, I haven't had my coffee.." and she continues "-premium roast coffee for a dollar?" and laughs. even though this guy literally went into a McDonalds, stood in front of the counter, and told the girl TRYING TO TAKE HER ORDER to shut up. as though he was just going to stand there. This is "funny"?????

no, it's even worse because his response is something like "talk to me!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU

i still think about this stupid commercial all the time

ahahaha someone remembers it!! I'll never wrap my head around what happens at :11 there

That guy was Zooey Deschanel's ex-boyfriend in New Girl.

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psychologistspsychotics say

"...so why haven't you called me lately"

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That's bs. Bad things happen to you without you "earning" it, why must good things be earned?

because the world is mean and man uncouth? i have no idea tbh.
what's also disturbing is that this is a sentiment being expressed by a person young enough to use "fucking" in that way
kinda makes me shudder tbh

yeah because fuck quiet patience so lame raaaagh ugh

Also kinda missing the point - the original phrase is meant to encourage quiet toil and discourage complaining, or the expectation of some easy payoff. I mean, I feel like people saying that would also agree with "Gotta go out and earn it," etc.

unnecessarily combative

waiter hatred

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my words words words GOD words words GOD is always right
--abraham lincoln

obv this is probably being used by people to dig their heels in the ground, but Abe comes off less boastful and sure of himself in context:

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.

Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side, My great concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason he makes so many of them.

The will of God prevails. In great contests each party claims to act in accordance with the will of God. Both may be, and one must be, wrong. God cannot be for and against the same thing at the same time. In the present civil war it is quite possible that God's purpose is something different from the purpose of either party - and yet the human instrumentalities, working just as they do, are of the best adaptation to effect His purpose.

I have been driven many times upon my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. My own wisdom and that of all about me seemed insufficient for that day.

ha, nvm. I guess Lincoln likely didn't say any of this at all, which is even better. http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008/09/12/did-palin-misquote-lincoln.htm

Right, in context the quote is humble -- his "concern" is to be on God's side but he doesn't purport to be sure that he is on God's side.

yeah, and it seems like if he did say any of it, the "For God is always right" part was likely added by someone else

*~ K LOVE ~*

posts by Kevin Love

cherished by people who in fact believe god is on their side because they are always right

...and that god has given explicit, detailed instructions for staying on his right side in the Book of Leviticus.

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hashtagged #wikileaks #politics #truth

someone append *waggles finger accusingly* to the end of that

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I'm pretty happy that I only get a right-wing political macro once a season or so.

The word 'free' is such a dog whistle to those clowns

I thought it was Fessik the giant who spoke that quote.

no, it's inigo who says it

Inigo's protecting our freedoms in the CIA these days

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It's from whaty I think is a spoof group, but I'm just not sure any more ;_; https://www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstSlipknot

These fake 'wrong' memes are quickly making me more and more IA

that page reminds me of the Great Pop Things comic in 90s NME so I kinda dig it in a teenage way

I will be hosting a very important lunch this friday On the back patio at Jacks from 2-4. I have an opportunity that I would like to share with the Atlanta family. A an idea and invention that will promote great change in not only our community but the world. This invention is made with pure love and as a gift to the world. I AM NOT SEEKING PROFIT. I am not seeking power am a looking to heal nations and our mother earth and provide opportunity for all. This Is our chance to take action and make change rather than protest. This Is about and for All that is living. Please, I am reaching out to all that want to see harmonious change. We are right here at the brink and only months away. Who Is not only ready for the future but want to help construct it. I am asking you all to come selflessly and willing to give what you can whether it be time, funding, materials, work environment and knowledge. I'm not looking for hand outs I'm looking for people that are here for everyone else and are willing to dedicate time to something greater than but also inclusive to you and many generations to come. Please Invite friends or family even if you can't make it. Thank you for all of your help in advanced. Please share this post.

He wants to free your thetan

sorry for hueg and annoying

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bah read the "hilarious" jokes here instead http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand

pol pot otm

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