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pls to abolish bbc2 also

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

4 channels and they couldn't even find room for Limmy. Fuck 'em imo

Number None, Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link

I like some the trashy documentary series on BBC3. Whenever I watch "Sun Sex & Suspicious Parents" it just puts me in the mood for a night out.

I am still bewildered by "Snog Marry Avoid" though - why are we all pretending that it's a robot, a talking robot, giving a makeover?

boxedjoy, Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

dog borstal

koogs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

Think lucas started on paramount comedy channel rip gawd bless ya

sktsh, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link

lucas drummer for vic reeves

CSI BONO (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link

would imagine that russell howard's talent would have brought him right to the top no matter the route taken tbf

CSI BONO (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:18 (ten years ago) link

DOG BORSTAL

conrad, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link

But we're talking about a demographic that will, by and large, happily shift online with the channel anyway.

75% of 16- to 24-year-olds' TV viewing is still of live broadcast, though.

Alba, Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link

dog borstal was fucking awesome

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link

xp

75% of not much is not much, though

landschlubber (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 March 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

the name 'dog borstal' just used to tickle me. would always use it as an excuse for not being somewhere - 'gotta go, dog borstal's on in 15 minutes'...

house of tiny tearaways I remember being good. that, mighty boosh, being human and pramface are probably the only things I ever watched on bbc3

koogs, Friday, 7 March 2014 02:08 (ten years ago) link

BBC Three comedy for instance is consistently terrible, the only bright spots in my memory being People Just Do Nothing (comprising one episode) and Ja'ime - Private School Girl (bought from Australia).

Comedy obviously most specific thing ever taste-wise (I can't stand those ultra-broad Chris Lilley shows, say, which seem weirdly racist to me), but I feel like there are enough innovative spots in the long list of shows they commissioned to make 'consistently terrible' not true: Nighty Night, High Spirits, 15 Storeys High, Mighty Boosh, Snuff Box, Pulling...

Walter Galt, Friday, 7 March 2014 07:52 (ten years ago) link

75% of 16- to 24-year-olds' TV viewing is still of live broadcast, though

How has that number changed over the last five years though? Even over the last year? You'd expect that number to be a lot smaller in two or three years' time alone.

Matt DC, Friday, 7 March 2014 09:53 (ten years ago) link

had forgotten 15 storeys high. was a long time ago...

koogs, Friday, 7 March 2014 10:04 (ten years ago) link

Ideal might be the best thing BBC3 have ever shown.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 7 March 2014 10:41 (ten years ago) link

was that the line at the top of the "close it down" report?

Nooye's Vagge (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 March 2014 10:42 (ten years ago) link

Pulling is my favourite ever BBC3 show but they didn't give it much of a push or a third series (I also loved Snuff Box and that was buried six feet deep in the schedule) so I wonder whether the best stuff will actually do better in a digital environment where shows can earn their followings outside of a channel identity that older viewers find offputting. That's the pint-half-full argument anyway.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 7 March 2014 10:50 (ten years ago) link

The three half full pints and a package of crisps argument

Ward Fowler, Friday, 7 March 2014 10:53 (ten years ago) link

a channel identity that older viewers find offputting.

Yeah, this. To the extent that when people have brought up good shows broadcast on BBC3 in its defence, I realised I'd forgotten that they were on that channel at all, so successful has the BBC3's marketing of itself as the home of crass dumbed-down rubbish been.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 11:07 (ten years ago) link

the BBC3

lol

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 11:07 (ten years ago) link

a channel identity that older viewers find offputting.

Yeah, well i doubt most 16- to 24-year-olds find Radio 4's identity terribly welcoming either.

Alba, Friday, 7 March 2014 11:39 (ten years ago) link

I am not really a Radio 4 person but I admire it and appreciate its existence and sometimes think, maybe I should listen to this constantly.

the pinefox, Friday, 7 March 2014 11:49 (ten years ago) link

I also don't find radio 4#s identity terribly welcoming. Radio David Fucking Cameron.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 11:52 (ten years ago) link

Pramface was BBC 3, wasn't it? That was ok.

series 3 is on at the moment.

koogs, Friday, 7 March 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, well i doubt most 16- to 24-year-olds find Radio 4's identity terribly welcoming either.

True. So what? I'm sure the same scenario would apply there - there are certain Radio 4 shows that would find a broader audience if they were on a digital platform.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 7 March 2014 14:11 (ten years ago) link

they are

koogs, Friday, 7 March 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link

matt lucas started out on bbc2 right?

Radio 4 I think

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link

Reasonably certain that most of the standups they mention started as standups, regardless of TV exposure.

ailsa, Friday, 7 March 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link

I like that matt lucas thing where he plays a lazy and stupid African woman shop assistant

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link

that's almost as funny as Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse's traffic warden sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1BP3AHLZWw

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 7 March 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link

Yeah that was awful too. Only thing I liked in 'Harry and Paul' was Whitehouse's intellectual working class man, and the soviet style opening credits.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 16:56 (ten years ago) link

should have gone with parking papageno and done it all in the style of the magic flute

eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Friday, 7 March 2014 17:42 (ten years ago) link

Stats here are amazing:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26492684

155,000 given criminal record in 2012 for not paying license fee, accounting for more than 10% of criminal cases.

70 jailed.

Cases

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 March 2014 14:16 (ten years ago) link

Not sure where the extra 'cases' at the end came from there.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 March 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link

70 jailed.

Pretty sure you don't get sent to jail for not having a TV licence. You can go to jail if you don't pay a fine, which might sound like the same thing but it applies to all kinds of minor crime.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 March 2014 11:22 (ten years ago) link

Yes, that's what i assume that they are referring to here. The last time i had a serious look at this was about ten years ago and, at the time iirc, courts pretty much stopped sending people to jail for non-payment of fines relating to TV licenses. Seeing it go back up to 70 is remarkable. The fines disproportionately affect women and (obviously) those dealing with the most extreme poverty so there was a real push to manage things more humanely. Giving people in difficult situations a criminal record for non-payment of what is effectively a debt / bill in the first place is unusual. Non-payment of utility bills / debts isn't generally a criminal offence.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 10 March 2014 11:34 (ten years ago) link

utility companies can cut you off* but the bbc can't

(* actually i think they aren't allowed to deny people such fundamentals as electricty. so instead they install pre-payment meters which effectively do the same thing.)

koogs, Monday, 10 March 2014 12:52 (ten years ago) link

Isn't non-payment of council tax a criminal thing for the same reason? The council can't turn off the streetlights etc.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

They could blindfold you.

Alba, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link

Council tax debts are primarily civil offences. Persistent non-payment can lead to criminal conviction where you had the means to pay in the first place. It's not a criminal matter in the first instance so failing to pay won't mean you automatically end up with a criminal record.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 10 March 2014 13:13 (ten years ago) link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/10701148/Noel-Edmonds-Its-time-to-sell-the-BBC...and-we-could-buy-it.html

Original article is behind the times paywall. It's every bit as nuts as you'd expect:

Obviously from a business perspective we are not about to reveal our plans in detail, but our new BBC will not be encumbered with the infrastructure and practices of traditional broadcasting. Today every phone owner is, in effect, a broadcaster. Your smart TV is a studio and your PC is a radio station. You are the master of your media. Such mastery makes a mockery of an organisation that operates more than 50 channels at a cost of £5bn.

Under our plans, the new BBC becomes as important to the consumer as the hardware without which none of us can now function. We refer to this as BBC Gaia — a lifestyle in which the new BBC is the default position for all consumer information, education and entertainment. It’s our 21st-century Reithian vision.

sktsh, Sunday, 16 March 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link

nothing says Lord Reith like Deal or No Deal

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 March 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAo-xyIEEkI

oppet, Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link

^ we refer to this as BBC Gaia

sktsh, Sunday, 16 March 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link

the review show was fucking terrible, good riddance

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link

however, what will bidisha do now??

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link

too soon?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link


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