Ideal might be the best thing BBC3 have ever shown.
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 7 March 2014 10:41 (ten years ago) link
was that the line at the top of the "close it down" report?
― Nooye's Vagge (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 March 2014 10:42 (ten years ago) link
Pulling is my favourite ever BBC3 show but they didn't give it much of a push or a third series (I also loved Snuff Box and that was buried six feet deep in the schedule) so I wonder whether the best stuff will actually do better in a digital environment where shows can earn their followings outside of a channel identity that older viewers find offputting. That's the pint-half-full argument anyway.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 7 March 2014 10:50 (ten years ago) link
The three half full pints and a package of crisps argument
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 7 March 2014 10:53 (ten years ago) link
a channel identity that older viewers find offputting.
Yeah, this. To the extent that when people have brought up good shows broadcast on BBC3 in its defence, I realised I'd forgotten that they were on that channel at all, so successful has the BBC3's marketing of itself as the home of crass dumbed-down rubbish been.
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 11:07 (ten years ago) link
the BBC3
lol
Yeah, well i doubt most 16- to 24-year-olds find Radio 4's identity terribly welcoming either.
― Alba, Friday, 7 March 2014 11:39 (ten years ago) link
I am not really a Radio 4 person but I admire it and appreciate its existence and sometimes think, maybe I should listen to this constantly.
― the pinefox, Friday, 7 March 2014 11:49 (ten years ago) link
I also don't find radio 4#s identity terribly welcoming. Radio David Fucking Cameron.
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 11:52 (ten years ago) link
Pramface was BBC 3, wasn't it? That was ok.
― every time you sneer at "white boys with guitars" a Ramone dies (onimo), Friday, 7 March 2014 12:18 (ten years ago) link
series 3 is on at the moment.
― koogs, Friday, 7 March 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link
True. So what? I'm sure the same scenario would apply there - there are certain Radio 4 shows that would find a broader audience if they were on a digital platform.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 7 March 2014 14:11 (ten years ago) link
they are
― koogs, Friday, 7 March 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link
matt lucas started out on bbc2 right?
Radio 4 I think
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link
Reasonably certain that most of the standups they mention started as standups, regardless of TV exposure.
― ailsa, Friday, 7 March 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link
I like that matt lucas thing where he plays a lazy and stupid African woman shop assistant
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link
that's almost as funny as Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse's traffic warden sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1BP3AHLZWw
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 7 March 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link
Yeah that was awful too. Only thing I liked in 'Harry and Paul' was Whitehouse's intellectual working class man, and the soviet style opening credits.
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 16:56 (ten years ago) link
should have gone with parking papageno and done it all in the style of the magic flute
― eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Friday, 7 March 2014 17:42 (ten years ago) link
Stats here are amazing:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26492684
155,000 given criminal record in 2012 for not paying license fee, accounting for more than 10% of criminal cases.
70 jailed.
Cases
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 March 2014 14:16 (ten years ago) link
Not sure where the extra 'cases' at the end came from there.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 March 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link
Pretty sure you don't get sent to jail for not having a TV licence. You can go to jail if you don't pay a fine, which might sound like the same thing but it applies to all kinds of minor crime.
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 March 2014 11:22 (ten years ago) link
Yes, that's what i assume that they are referring to here. The last time i had a serious look at this was about ten years ago and, at the time iirc, courts pretty much stopped sending people to jail for non-payment of fines relating to TV licenses. Seeing it go back up to 70 is remarkable. The fines disproportionately affect women and (obviously) those dealing with the most extreme poverty so there was a real push to manage things more humanely. Giving people in difficult situations a criminal record for non-payment of what is effectively a debt / bill in the first place is unusual. Non-payment of utility bills / debts isn't generally a criminal offence.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 10 March 2014 11:34 (ten years ago) link
utility companies can cut you off* but the bbc can't
(* actually i think they aren't allowed to deny people such fundamentals as electricty. so instead they install pre-payment meters which effectively do the same thing.)
― koogs, Monday, 10 March 2014 12:52 (ten years ago) link
Isn't non-payment of council tax a criminal thing for the same reason? The council can't turn off the streetlights etc.
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link
They could blindfold you.
― Alba, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link
Council tax debts are primarily civil offences. Persistent non-payment can lead to criminal conviction where you had the means to pay in the first place. It's not a criminal matter in the first instance so failing to pay won't mean you automatically end up with a criminal record.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 10 March 2014 13:13 (ten years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/10701148/Noel-Edmonds-Its-time-to-sell-the-BBC...and-we-could-buy-it.html
Original article is behind the times paywall. It's every bit as nuts as you'd expect:
Obviously from a business perspective we are not about to reveal our plans in detail, but our new BBC will not be encumbered with the infrastructure and practices of traditional broadcasting. Today every phone owner is, in effect, a broadcaster. Your smart TV is a studio and your PC is a radio station. You are the master of your media. Such mastery makes a mockery of an organisation that operates more than 50 channels at a cost of £5bn.Under our plans, the new BBC becomes as important to the consumer as the hardware without which none of us can now function. We refer to this as BBC Gaia — a lifestyle in which the new BBC is the default position for all consumer information, education and entertainment. It’s our 21st-century Reithian vision.
Under our plans, the new BBC becomes as important to the consumer as the hardware without which none of us can now function. We refer to this as BBC Gaia — a lifestyle in which the new BBC is the default position for all consumer information, education and entertainment. It’s our 21st-century Reithian vision.
― sktsh, Sunday, 16 March 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link
nothing says Lord Reith like Deal or No Deal
― pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 March 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAo-xyIEEkI
― oppet, Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
^ we refer to this as BBC Gaia
― sktsh, Sunday, 16 March 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link
RIP the (Newsnight) Review Showhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturenews/9905765/The-Review-Show-does-culture-matter-less-than-cookery.html
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link
the review show was fucking terrible, good riddance
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link
however, what will bidisha do now??
too soon?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link
That article is from match 2013
― koogs, Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link
March 2013
once a month is still TOO MUCH
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link
The final episode is this Sunday, apparently.
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thestage.co.uk/news/2014/03/bbc-axes-review-show-20-years/
I hope they bring back Tom Paulin one last time, if only in order for him to call Harry Hill's X-Factor musical Zionist propaganda, or something.
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 27 March 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link
I just saw the last episode without knowing it was being cancelled, I hadn't seen it in a few months. It and Culture Show and any other similar programmes used to annoy me a lot but I enjoyed them enough to watch them regularly for something like 10 or more years; sometimes there was really good stuff in there. I'd prefer to think the internet has replaced these shows than the idea that anyone interested in this sort of stuff has dwindled that badly. BBC 4 really has turned to shit. I don't think I'd mind if BBC was sold, especially if it meant people stopped getting harrassed about tv licences, because I've always dreamed of not having a tv someday.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 18 April 2014 01:09 (ten years ago) link
BBC Broadcast was already sold to an Autralian hedge fund several years ago. What other bits do you think should be sold? And who do you think should be the buyer?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 April 2014 11:58 (ten years ago) link
Don't think Robert cares as long as his 'dream' "of not having a tv someday" is realized.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 18 April 2014 12:53 (ten years ago) link
I'll admit I don't know much about the issue and if I am curious enough, I hope all the facts don't take too many hours to read.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 18 April 2014 13:15 (ten years ago) link
I don't even have a dream.
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Friday, 18 April 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link
just take responsibility for your own life and get rid of your own damned TV and leave the BBC intact for those of us who want it and appreciate it, even for its flaws.
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
and who want to pay for it
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:32 (ten years ago) link
not really any sentient argument for paying for market-level shit like bbc1 radio1 etc via a poll tax enforced by criminal censure
that shit should all be privatized and the less market amenable public interest stuff financed via general taxation
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
I live with other people, it isn't my tv.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 18 April 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
Actually, fuck privatising the BBC. A TV licence is cheaper than the cable package I'd inevitably be forced to buy in the name of 'choice' in a post-privatised world. I consider that my licence pays for multiple channels and radio stations where I never have to watch an advert for anything but another BBC programme. BARGAIN.
― baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 18 April 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link