Real England

'Berkshire is Undervalued' seems to be referring to stock in Berkshire Hathaway, disappointingly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs

East Riding of Yorkshire is the best, natch

'Northumberland is Missing' is apparently and episode of Theodore Tugboat?
retweets are not endorsements re, the essex video, btw

mary berry is real england and so is her garden

http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe2.jpg

http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe4.jpg

http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe5.jpg

I'm in Surrey, and Google search says 'Surrey is boring' - and I can't really argue.

I don't really know where to put this, it was here or the Sleaford Mods thread, ha.

http://www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/youthzone/antisocial

you're antisocial if you find yourself on a warm March afternoon hooning full beer cans from the sixth storey at passers-by, including a 7 year-old boy, and also including ILX poster 'imago'. never called the police before, hope they get sorted propah

If you want to steer clear of trouble, remember there are rules that say what you can do and where you can go.

These rules are called 'laws' and are there to keep you safe.

By understanding what you can and can't do, you'll know whether you or your friends are being antisocial.

Antisocial means what you are doing is upsetting somebody else.

Hanging around - Some people don't like children playing, standing in groups or sitting outside their houses. Often if they don't know who you are they will think you're up to no good and may report you to the police. Choose a better place to be with your friends such as at a park, at an organsied activity or at one of your own houses.

I definitely remember the 'no hanging around' law coming into force. Ah, glory days.

fucksake

it's not a million miles away from being clear & useful advice, but strays the wrong side of condescending pedantry with no moral case beyond 'we are the law, you're vermin'

Print off your very own colouring in picture to remind you of the antisocial rules. Be creative and have fun!

could easily be a thread for the bullshit adults say to children while giddy with getting to (try to) exert some (possibly imagined) authority

you're antisocial if you find yourself on a warm March afternoon hooning full beer cans from the sixth storey at passers-by

christ who has the money to throw full beer cans away? some high-rolling antisocial behaviour imo

i don't know where the verb 'to hoon' comes from, but i like to think it's in tribute to the man who said this:

Shortly after the US/UK led invasion of Iraq began in 2003, following an admission by the Ministry of Defence that Britain had dropped 50 airborne cluster bombs in the south of Iraq and left behind up to 800 unexploded bomblets, it was put to Hoon in a Radio 4 interview that an Iraqi mother of a child killed by these cluster bombs would not thank the British army. He replied "One day they might."

just remembered this is a thing which actually happened to me in my life. so unreal it's gone full circle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjL5EqnjwBQ&

JUMPING IN THE HOUSE OF GOD JUMP UP JUMPING IN THE HOUSE JUMPING IN THE HOUSE OF GOD

yessss

Also spotted this in a related video:

http://imgur.com/MBnYwA6

http://i.imgur.com/MBnYwA6.png

I think that beard man wandering about in Manchester has got too much Bill Hicks, man, to be real england but his surroundings qualify – there's something mid-atlantic and imported about his posed questioning

oh sure it's not him it's the world he's filming

wahhhoooaahhh the World Wide Message Tribe! That's brought back memories.
We had a Christian dance-rock combo visit our school, wasn't them though

Dogsthorpe is a residential area and electoral ward of the city of Peterborough, Cambridgeshire in the United Kingdom. Cambridgeshire Fire and Rescue Service maintain a fire station, crewed day and night and equipped with Water Tender, Rescue Vehicle and Aerial Platform, on Dogsthorpe Road.[1]

Dogsthorpe County Infant and Junior and All Saints Church of England (Voluntary Aided) Junior schools are located in the area; following the closure of John Mansfield School in July 2007, secondary pupils attend the flagship Thomas Deacon Academy which opened in September 2007.

https://twitter.com/TheBlackDog/status/449484892976730113

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/politics/2014/03/28/fake-stafford-mayor-in-twitter-trickery-is-unmasked/

Reminds me of one of the bad guys from Superman 2

going to sting tbf, he's crossed a line.

Cowpen Bewley is a village within the borough of Stockton-on-Tees and ceremonial county of County Durham, England. It is situated to the east of Billingham. Unlike typical villages, there are no shops or businesses.

Longnewton is located in the north-east of England, and is situated almost directly in between the town of Darlington and city of Middlesbrough. The climate in this location is above average in comparison to other places in the regions. The reason for this is due to the position of the pennies to the west of the village. There is a more of a southern climate than other towns and cities due to the pennies being situated where they are.

Thorpe is of Danish extraction and means farm, Thorp, and Thewles was likely the name of a family that possessed land here in the Middle Ages: the earliest occurrence of the full name is 'Thorpp Thewles' in 1265. The surname Thewles probably comes from the Old English theawleas 'immoral', though the meaning of the placename is the Farm of the Thewles Family rather than, as sometimes reported, the Immoral Farm.

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10155046_10152295673665480_777507975_n.jpg

would attend

all the East European lads i know love a good rave

http://www.margate-fc.com/edit/news/data/upimages/images/Commercial/2012-13/Ladies%20Hour%20Ad.PNG

Skirbeck Wapentake was an administrative unit in the Parts of Holland from the early eleventh century at the latest, until wapentakes were abolished by the Local Government Act of 1888. It contained the parish of Skirbeck (St. Nicholas).[3]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parts_of_Holland

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n601/gamalielratsey/IMG_20140415_223316_zps5ada9c30.jpg

http://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/r90/p350x350/1514974_655306134521116_609210323_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/s0nhKev.jpg

is the one on the left supposed to look like Cameron?

stoked to find out th answer tho

I bet it's a rickroll.

never gonna fit you up
never gonna hose you down

never gonna tell a lie
in courtrooms

just read about Kingsnorth for the first time in the NY Times Mag. He seems authentically pessimistic and searching for the right way to remain true.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10267764_488892224544094_7572649055259280943_n.jpg

I can't tell if that's real or not.

Surely can't be? I mean "High Standards"? "Jubwise"? "Fucknose"?

I'm 99% sure it's real.

contrast to Real America

observation 1. no hamburgers in any of the pictures

General Waste

avinit.

Davina Pillai : Flyer looks sooo sick big ups this is gonna phat phatty!!
11 hours ago · 1

Michael Baptiste: Gheez
10 hours ago · 2

Jamil Shah if thera good lil cew of fam ill roll thru
18 April at 08:04

lineup written by a cookd and bombd poster imo

DJ MICHEAL BARRYMORE

course it's real