facebook

http://i.imgur.com/iwaaSBK.jpg

Loving this cool new design, lots of lines

lol I forgot about the top 10 lists.

haha i didn't notice this was an ilm thread! oops

lol i remember the era of facebook when everyone supposedly liked jack johnson and coldplay

Worst Thread Title Ever Nominee for 2014

facebook used to be even weirder. the top tens. telling you when people stopped being friends or when someone stopped being a fan of something.

Lads

Facebook's algorithms remind me of a well-meaning but obnoxious co-worker who keeps butting into conversations.

"Hey, guys, you hear about what the Red Hot Chili Peppers did now?"
"Facebook, why do you think any of us care about what the Red Hot Chili Peppers did now?"
"Lots of people are talking about them."
"Are we talking about them? Do we ever talk about them?"
"I mean. You guys like music, right?"
"That wasn't the question."
"OK, I'll come clean. You seem to be talking about lighting Nazis on fire an awful lot lately, and I thought you could use something to take your mind off things."
"So you're suggesting we light Chad Smith on fire? I mean. It's not the stupidest thing you've ever suggested."
"Oh, no, I didn't mean..." (face turns beet red, runs away)

Best friend just deactivated for the foreseeable future. I have no one to go onto Facebook and whine about Facebook with now.

"Today is about celebrating friends and the ways they make life great. We thought you might enjoy sending some awards to show your friends what they mean to you."

fuck you zuck, i celebrate my friends by mocking them on the pvmic thread as is right and proper

fake friends awards

https://img.discogs.com/D4LWI_W7W0z0WcvB3n0895BzxcY=/fit-in/600x590/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4704596-1372802189-6977.jpeg.jpg

I didn’t know this was happening but if I don’t get any awards I am going to be fucking livid.

"You can now configure Pixel events that are being automatically tracked"

I found a credit card in the street the other day and within 48 hours had located the owner (two towns over) on Facebook, ascertained that she wanted it destroyed, sent her a picture of me cutting it up and received a message of profuse thanks. It was like a window into a bizarre universe where the site had some kind of useful purpose.

good not bad

I noticed that this thread is on ILM and briefly thought there was a new band called Facebook and I then unfortunately died believing that.

haha sorry, i just revived on the oldest extant thread called facebook

I assumed Facebook was pivoting to music

Facebook is pushing that "share a memory" junk where they make custom videos out of your old photos to boost engagement and I just literally got shown a bunch of happy cartoon characters dancing on my mom's grave. 🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/6NKIXqqq9I

— Patrick Gerard (@PatrickGerard01) August 21, 2018

Not to victim-blame; but images of loved ones’ graves are perhaps better suited for Tumblr.

Pretty wild flex from Zuckerberg here in Australia

Absolutely no idea how this will play out

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/feb/18/facebook-to-restrict-australian-users-sharing-news-content

oh whoops didn’t realise this was ILM urgh