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Haha, yeah, this has major Tetris afterimage effects, maybe made worse by our constant encounters with numbers. It's like I'm seeing into the Matrix, maaan.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 March 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

http://doge2048.com/

polyphonic, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

ha

Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 March 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

had to come to that didn't it

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link

http://www.pictures-of-nepal.com/2048-game-hack-cheat/

follow the rules and it's just a matter of time till you reach the 2048 goal

nostormo, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link

That's not a 'hack' or a 'cheat', it's a strategy. Grrr. And yes, it's the caek method - they say never press up, but the direction you avoid makes no difference, as long as you avoid one of them.

emil.y, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:31 (ten years ago) link

hey guys i heard about this awesome hack to win this game, the secret is to be good at it, pass it on

Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

it's a strategy to achieve at least 7000 points, as a better starting point to win the game.

you have to/need to press up once in awhile, but only once in long while!

more important - stick the highest score to the corner and never let it out of there.

nostormo, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, we know.

emil.y, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link

yeah i didn't read the above

nostormo, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

minimetro pretty good idea - better graphics would help that A LOT i think

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 05:05 (ten years ago) link

http://goo.gl/BJiN12

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link

references *whoosh*

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link

references *whoosh*

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link

...

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link

...

The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:29 (ten years ago) link

Damn you double post.

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link

make your own: http://build-a-bird.tumblr.com/

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link

ILX FLAPPY BIRD

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

I made one:

http://tinyurl.com/lte2szc

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link

that is darling

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link

OK, I beat 2048 and Doge 2048 and Numberwang 2048 and now please can I stop playing this game?

*twitches*

the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 23 March 2014 21:42 (ten years ago) link

only after you will make one of your own:

http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/

and win the lol Flappy 2048:

http://logarithmic-flappy-2048.ajf.me/

nostormo, Sunday, 23 March 2014 21:47 (ten years ago) link

so we're at the stage where every half-decent game idea has to be flogged to death by lol!!such random!?!?!! wankery now

cultural opinions (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 March 2014 07:07 (ten years ago) link

yup

Nhex, Monday, 24 March 2014 07:14 (ten years ago) link

maybe need a special tag for this thread then

cultural opinions (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 March 2014 07:15 (ten years ago) link

http://www.piratehearts.com/blog/games/you-have-to-win-the-game/

(downloadable)

fun little platformer, this is the type of game I want to make. A flip screen retro looking platform maze game that's simple and stress-free. Perhaps with a little bit more to do but love the emulation mode on this one.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link

I can understand his annoyance at the 2048 thing, but NAGL to get your twitter followers to pile onto an article abt a kid who'd never seen your game and made a free sorta-clone of someone else's free sorta-clone of your game in Javascript as an experiment, didn't try to sell it or advertise it, got surprised by its success, and added a link to your game (which plays differently anyway) when called on it, imo

(haven't actually played Threes because last time I looked it was iOS only, now see it is on Android too, may check it out later; would prob not have checked it out if not for 2048. the Threes guy's blog post is less annoying than his tweet and subsequent flurry of outraged followers, but still, disrespecting Commander Keen makes me sad, even if it was no SMB - which was hardly the only 2d platformer to predate CK)

anyway, s'pose none of this is worth the mental space. You Have To Win The Game (two posts ago) is cute.

the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 28 March 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

i'm up to the text adventure part. quickest way to my heart :)

Mordy , Thursday, 3 April 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link

i think i won? it tells me i won and there's nothing else to do -- but it seems a bit anticlimactic

Mordy , Thursday, 3 April 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link

"i've won" too. i approve.

Nhex, Thursday, 3 April 2014 18:03 (ten years ago) link

https://extrasolar.com

Mordy , Saturday, 12 April 2014 05:02 (ten years ago) link

ILX FLAPPY BIRD

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 8:18 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy fucking jesus how is this not the post of the year

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 20 April 2014 05:40 (ten years ago) link

Probably been mentioned somewhere already, but Dead Space is free on origin at the mo : https://www.origin.com/en-gb/store/buy/dead-space-ANW.html

thomasintrouble, Monday, 21 April 2014 09:17 (ten years ago) link

http://game.notch.net/drowning

polyphonic, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

jeez that's disturbing

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link

yup that ranks pretty high on the depresso-meter *slash*

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:35 (ten years ago) link

yes, great ^^

Mordy, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

3rd go = Game Clear, Score 13700

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link

17300 and i got a dragon on the way thru, booyah

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

very important to get the beer

Dan I., Monday, 2 June 2014 22:25 (nine years ago) link

it can be done without the beer, tho it helps, but if it's in a bad place it's not worth pursuing

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

19100. i got the beer and a lot of other shit.

mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Monday, 2 June 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link

17900

don't think it's gonna do anything surprising but dammit

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link

14000 low level victory

mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Monday, 2 June 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link


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