Your favourite jokes about churches

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Why did The Church's fence fall down?
Because there weren't enough posts to sustain it

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 9:29 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

can the church be renamed the graveyard cuz RIP

deej, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I wonder why the 38 people that voted for this board aren't here now, sustaining it with a rich tapestry of posts that reflect their varied, completely different personalities

MPx4A, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 08:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Q. What do you call it when Roman Flügel interrupts a sermon to talk about how good he is at making dance music?
A. Altar Ego!
LOL'd for real at this one!

haitch, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I wonder why the 38 people that voted for this board aren't here now, sustaining it with a rich tapestry of posts that reflect their varied, completely different personalities

-- MPx4A, 09 July 2008 08:44 (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

church holidays?

darraghmac, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Q. What do you call it when Roman Flügel interrupts a sermon to talk about how good he is at making dance music?
A. Altar Ego!

-- MPx4A, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:26 (1 month ago) Link

He better read from this though!

mehlt, Sunday, 17 August 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

there was once a parish... no, fuck it, it's gone.

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 28 August 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link


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