Why do I hate that thing (excluding image macros) that people put on facebook? Why am I such a jerk?

The counterpoint to that "the kids don't use facebook" argument is that we don't know that they won't start using it more when they get older. Snapchat and tumblr aren't of much use for creating a page to share pictures of your baby with family, tracking down your high school classmates, etc.

But obvs that doesn't mean that something isn't going to come along that fills those purposes better

I gotta feel that the latter will come true before the former.

everyone shut up i don't know where else to put this but i need to put it somewhere

http://s9.postimg.org/rq8wqvf4v/cleveland.jpg

<<<enter evil>>> you walked right into my trap and set up this next remark

brb, adding this to my browser macros for easy ilx posting

Cleveland jokes wow so edgy such humor wow

you walked right into my trap and set up this next remark

i'm so lonely

lonely lonely lonely LONELY. Now I am a troll.._.

or Sting.

seriously i don't understand why people still find cleveland jokes funny

detroit gets all the depression glamour and cleveland just gets the same tired burning river jokes

smoking a blu is like smoking crack. exactly, precisely

Cleveland sure has a lot of people traps.

ahaha, my clever ploy of doubting the Indians' opening day attendance has lured him in. Now I must be patient, wait for just the right moment...

Ooooh, mad one! We see your trap. You can never escape.. your Cleveland. Submit with honor to a duel with my next remark!

*doffs fedora*

Cleveland sure has a lot of people traps.

― pplains

Dance as though no one is watching you. Sing as though no one can hear you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Live as though heaven is on earth.

Whatever Belinda Carlisle.

Belinda was not talking about some airy metaphysical/metaphorical thing, she insisted on the absolute knowledge that heaven IS a place on earth

She wasn't sure what it was worth though.

based on the principle that they say in heaven love comes first, she is making the logical error of assuming that if she is somewhere where love comes first that place is necessarily heaven.

i dunno because again that appeal to one of the necessary attributes of Heaven - that love comes first - is immediately used as a demand that Heaven MUST BE BUILT, ON EARTH, and not left as an imaginary form of pacification

http://blog.petflow.com/this-is-a-video-everyone-needs-to-see-for-the-first-time-in-my-life-im-speechless/

"This Is A Video EVERYONE Needs To See. For The First Time In My Life, I'm Speechless.
“This media we call social is anything but, when we open our computers and it’s our doors we shut”… This is one of the most vital messages that everyone needs to hear.

Look Up is a spoken word for the “online” generation. Written, performed and directed by Gary Turk, it is an extremely important life lesson for our youth. Children are growing up in a world where they don’t play outside or communicate with their friends. It seems today everything is done via text message or over the internet. It’s heartbreaking… I feel guilty myself. We need to spread this message before it’s too late. Please do your part and SHARE it with everyone you know."

before it's too late!!!

the “online” generation

"'Cos we're the "online" generation,
and we've got something to Tweet... "

They call them the 'Telephone Generation'. For the Telephone Generation, the same amount of time has elapsed since the founding of the Lawn Tennis Association in 1888 as the declaration of war on Spain by England in 1762. To the Telephone Generation, arable enclosure is just a way of life. They do not know what it means to send a telegram or cast their own spearheads from bronze alloys. Feeling old yet?

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”

This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”

The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”

This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”

So who are the real rapers here?

When a clerk asked for a moment to pray with the robber and another clerk was adamant that the robber promise to spare their lives, he shouted "Be quiet or I'll lock you in the vault!"

There's an alternate Line 3 for you, Mr. Randy Strawman, Internet Essayist.

But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Moneybags.”

They Pulled Over And Started Playing For The Cows - I Can't Believe What Happened Next!

A Guy Cools A Coke For 3 Hours and Pours. You'll NEVER Believe What Poured Out!

article title is "This Sodahack Is The King Of Party Tricks." fuck you san francisco globe

lol You'll Be Amazed What Happens To This Tooth Kept In A Glass Of Coca Cola For A Few Days

― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Monday, January 20, 2014 7:58 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean seriously we've reached this point

When Presented With This Vague Promise of Entertainment, You Won't Believe How Many Gullible People Fall For It!

My sister-in-law posted this today...it has a headline written in That Style, but it is otherwise transcendent:

https://vine.co/v/MgZ3l1AtnOm

At First I Thought It Was Written In That Style....But What I Read Next Was Transcendent

The King Of All Men Saw Something Drowning In The Ocean. And I Still Can't Believe What He Did.

What he did...whoa.

I wonder if I'd hate these as much if they Didn't Capitalize Words Like In, The, And Of.

ILXor Mookieproof was RTing some of these from https://twitter.com/SavedYouAClick Good stuff.

Saved You A Click @SavedYouAClick · 5h
St. Maarten RT @HuffingtonPost: What happens when you put a working airport RIGHT next to a tourist beach

Saved You A Click @SavedYouAClick · 15h
Drinking alcohol. RT @MensHealthMag: The habit that ages you:

Saved You A Click @SavedYouAClick · Jun 13
Dancing dinosaur says racism is bad. RT @ClickHole: This Video Seems Silly, But It Makes a Good Point

i am so happy about clickhole

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

oh wow

it's the reaction gifs that take from dumbest thing ever to actual clickhole material

need a script that inserts one of those gifs every time someone posts to the truthbombs thread

i'm having trouble understanding why ppl 'like' things that are posted by nonhuman entities/corporations/etc? like. it isn't getting bookmarked. it does nothing for you. you're not making someone feel good.

basically i'm just really annoyed at this one friend who likes every single esquire.com article thereby forcing every single horrible esquire.com article onto my wall

16. What if the Egyptians didn’t actually revere cats, but only jokingly did like we do on the internet?

xp so you just answered your own question!

23. 1980 is as far away as 2048.

this statement actually gets less true the longer you think about it, think about it

OMG I HAVE BLOWN YOUR MIND

http://blog.petflow.com/14-grandparents-walked-on-stage-the-judges-werent-impressed-until-they-did-this

:[

I almost feel like I'm part of the problem if I click on that.