Like, accurately simulating modern physics/life vs. making up yr own physical laws or w/e
― brimstead, Friday, 4 April 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link
I haven't played this yet but I have seen a few videos. Not sure it will hold up longer than 10 mins. I would probably give it more a benefit of the doubt if Octodad hadn't come out recently and offered a truly bizarre and inhuman playing experience. This seems more like a GTA mod with a goat instead of the main avatar or something.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 April 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link
more games should aim for "GTA with a" or "GTA in a ". Shenmue = Moses
― brimstead, Friday, 4 April 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link
Finally got home from Northwestern Arkansas. Downloading now.
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Saturday, 5 April 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link
everything is an abstraction to some level, thanks to the uncanny valley, so how much do you play up that abstraction and what can you do with you deliberately limit yourself in visual verisimilitude? Zelda: Wind Waker has held up the best of any LoZ game for the last 10+ years.
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Saturday, 5 April 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link
Oh man, even the soundtrack is sarcastic
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Saturday, 5 April 2014 03:51 (ten years ago) link
As the resident ILG lover of terrible games I can't even begin to explain how heart wrenching my lack of compatible system is.
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Saturday, 5 April 2014 03:58 (ten years ago) link
Jesus Christ do they openly ref Tony Hawk in everything but explicit name
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Saturday, 5 April 2014 04:02 (ten years ago) link
Ok, so far I've found Goathenge and the tv where you can play 'Flappy Goat'(starring NyanGoat).
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Saturday, 5 April 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link
Goat SimulatorApril 7 at 6:54am · Edited ·ATTENTION GOATSA lot of you have been asking for DLCs for Goat Simulator. However, we wanted to do a free update instead, because goats don't like to charge for new content.Patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator will be adding a whole new playable map, roughly the size of the original map, local splitscreen multiplayer, new achievements, new goats, and more!Patch will come in the middle of May!
ATTENTION GOATS
A lot of you have been asking for DLCs for Goat Simulator. However, we wanted to do a free update instead, because goats don't like to charge for new content.
Patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator will be adding a whole new playable map, roughly the size of the original map, local splitscreen multiplayer, new achievements, new goats, and more!
Patch will come in the middle of May!
― Honey-Roasted Cashews (kingfish), Thursday, 10 April 2014 07:44 (ten years ago) link
dam man
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 April 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1013567_10152984429845400_4498370063407595913_n.jpg
― Honey-Roasted Cashews (kingfish), Friday, 11 April 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/18144993cc6041a705214df7f979b42b/tumblr_mk6i5xm6YQ1qdcp8qo1_500.jpg
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 May 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
If you thought Goat Simulator's suburban setting was just a ramshackle playground for an adorable animal get into all sorts of glitchy, physics-based mayhem, you'd be wrong. It turns out that this chaotic realm of mischievous mammals and jetpacks has a far more sinister purpose: it's purgatory.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-05-09-goat-simulators-disturbing-lore-finally-explained
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 10 May 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
v1.1 PATCH is out! Goat parkour is go!
also:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=793433460668309&set=vb.207933782551616
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
This is out and on sale for PS3 this week, fyi.
― Grilled Floam In A Gak Reduction (Old Lunch), Saturday, 15 August 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link