why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/23348_463448797035729_800764423_n.jpg

Life goes on
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from yourself.

You have two choices... smile and close this page,
or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson .

Sounds like that farmer didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

God help me, the fuck did I just say.

:D

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

every good story starts with this sentence

pplains, hero

"this donkey's lead a long and good life, I'm going to invite my neighbors over so that we can all bury him alive together"

― a farmer

it's an old-fashioned donkey-buryin', by gah it's been a while

that story is an ass hole

pplains, you done well

Should have ended with the donkey stomping the asshole.

omg pp excellent work

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u_u

ha ha wat?

Same sort of shit as this, right? http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamellis/your-favorite-disney-princesses-with-beards

that one is kinda awesome though

I don't know, it puts me on edge. I think it's a combination of lolhipstermoustachebacon and hair-phobic/trans-phobic/gender essentialist "HAHAHAHA WOMEN WITH FACIAL HAIR HAHAHAHA".

But then I am overly touchy about that shit.

http://mustachedisney.tumblr.com/

xp yeah that's true, didn't think about it that way.

http://i57.tinypic.com/16lwdat.jpg

*gets in wreck, becomes paralyzed*

LOL PLOT TWIST

doctor tells you to come in his office and have a seat, he's afraid he has a spoiler alert for you

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wite ppl be acronyminnnnnnnnn

cannot relate to GIF at all cos I pretty much love my job so *shrug*

Here's a take on an old classic. Unsure if it's been posted upthead.

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1962735_727540510619466_2025582750_n.jpg

Oh, and this one just reminded me why I unfriended her the last time.

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10168031_10154091399310595_5026624035539064593_n.jpg

Holy shit.

I can tell from some of the pixels
http://i.imgur.com/KzheAQp.jpg

Got me feeling all (reverse?)racist cause now every time I see a picture of a fat booty white girl I immediately assume its shopped.

Captain White Girl

Cant all be Mal Malloy now

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10150712_10152379049291081_2409817444480348757_n.jpg

The walks not so pretty when the tree just seems like a good place for a noose, and you just want to jump off the edge of that pretty wall.

yeah that picture is exactly similar to the dogshit-spattered grime of my immediate surroundings, of course a walk will perk me up

God guys why can't you appreciate the beauty of everyday reality like the creator of this over the top fantasy landscape, jeez

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10300707_10203723009741576_6049281991042805180_n.jpg

^ Has a very Ninny quality to it.

I love the gif that accompanies that quote in the Anais Nin wikiquote disputed section.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ana%C3%AFs_Nin#Disputed

We do not see things as they are
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Light_dispersion_conceptual.gif
PINK FLOYD RULES

Feynman: “The question of whether or not when you see something, you see only the light or you see the thing you’re looking at, is one of those dopey philosophical things that an ordinary person has no difficulty with. Even the most profound philosopher, sitting eating his dinner, has many difficulties making out that what he looks at perhaps might only be the light from the steak but it still implies the existence of the steak which he is able to lift by the fork to his mouth. The philosophers that were unable to make that analysis and that idea have fallen by the wayside from hunger.”

"I refute it thus." *munch*

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Anybody that posts that should be eaten by a lion

the one on the right was a better actress

also, take a walk *and* a pill it's awesome

Polish, Dutch, whatever

Yeah, when is Audrey Hepburn going to start getting some attention from society?

http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/07/beyonce_100711_m-400x300.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_K-GxEk3K0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6HKWuZPrdU

https://www.google.com/search?q=breakfast+tiffany%27s+cosplay

http://news.distractify.com/people/scenes-from-the-past-you-never-expected-never-seen-before/?v=1

distractify!

the replicant Audrey Hepburn in that Galaxy ad is so creepy