why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Cant all be Mal Malloy now

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10150712_10152379049291081_2409817444480348757_n.jpg

The walks not so pretty when the tree just seems like a good place for a noose, and you just want to jump off the edge of that pretty wall.

yeah that picture is exactly similar to the dogshit-spattered grime of my immediate surroundings, of course a walk will perk me up

God guys why can't you appreciate the beauty of everyday reality like the creator of this over the top fantasy landscape, jeez

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10300707_10203723009741576_6049281991042805180_n.jpg

^ Has a very Ninny quality to it.

I love the gif that accompanies that quote in the Anais Nin wikiquote disputed section.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ana%C3%AFs_Nin#Disputed

We do not see things as they are
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Light_dispersion_conceptual.gif
PINK FLOYD RULES

Feynman: “The question of whether or not when you see something, you see only the light or you see the thing you’re looking at, is one of those dopey philosophical things that an ordinary person has no difficulty with. Even the most profound philosopher, sitting eating his dinner, has many difficulties making out that what he looks at perhaps might only be the light from the steak but it still implies the existence of the steak which he is able to lift by the fork to his mouth. The philosophers that were unable to make that analysis and that idea have fallen by the wayside from hunger.”

"I refute it thus." *munch*

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10247194_268004876704042_812929677216875015_n.jpg

Anybody that posts that should be eaten by a lion

the one on the right was a better actress

also, take a walk *and* a pill it's awesome

Polish, Dutch, whatever

Yeah, when is Audrey Hepburn going to start getting some attention from society?

http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/07/beyonce_100711_m-400x300.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_K-GxEk3K0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6HKWuZPrdU

https://www.google.com/search?q=breakfast+tiffany%27s+cosplay

http://news.distractify.com/people/scenes-from-the-past-you-never-expected-never-seen-before/?v=1

distractify!

the replicant Audrey Hepburn in that Galaxy ad is so creepy

'Two winners of a 1922 Beauty Pageant, when beauty standards were much different' seems unnecessarily jerky. I think the woman on the left is Eva Fridell?

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Eva-Fridell-1893-2004-1140252.php

much different

So is that Hitler photo supposed to be wacky? Cos it feels a little out of place next to the zookeeper watering penguins and anachronistic bathing suits.

those wacky nazis

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1978651_10152361799534313_2224607366097931877_n.jpg

baaaaarrrrrrffffffff

bleuch

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1538685_768045339881419_8766548197079424173_n.jpg

(poop emoji)

sometimes I feel like if there was an app to automatically filter out all the annoying terrible unfunny shit people post I'd see like 5 people's posts in a given day

the worst is that one eCard or whatever that says "I was told dress for the job you want, not the one you have, so now I'm sitting in HR's office wearing my Catwoman costume" or some shit.

HAR

iliketoquote isthisREALLYmylife

http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/236x/e2/ac/d8/e2acd8fba0cf3c73e1ff01e8a331ed2a.jpg http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6c/b9/c8/6cb9c88a2c71233cd45563ad814016d0.jpg

thanks earl dribble jr

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10155260_671613119541739_4373507893014351862_n.jpg

omg there's another one just a few posts down -- who the fuck is earl dibbles jr and who asked him?!

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10308200_627831383972827_1144173640962133588_n.jpg

country music singer apparently :/

https://twitter.com/EarlDibblesJr

added to shit list

i think someone might be pulling our leg a little.

https://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/be/25/bf/be25bfc0dfd036e93746c87bfc2dcdf4.jpg

lol

maybe but the people posting these images on my fb feed are all like amirite?
he's repulsive

http://31.media.tumblr.com/bbbca1e72c5463ef9143178a1b1ca07f/tumblr_n0e6pi0XYW1rqgsgro1_r1_500.gif

i love how shitty country dudes' tats are

http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/the-curious-case-of-granger-smith-earl-dibbles-jr

oh man, I remember a song of his from a few years ago, it sounds pretty awesome when you're drunk at a redneck bar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCVTq-UW2h4

h8 the way he trades on earl dibbles sr's name too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5A6WMFzig

you have to be real, real drunk. like sing along to "Red Solo Cup" drunk

http://i58.tinypic.com/2h6gape.jpg

i thought he might be a shitty motivational speaker or a preacher of some kind
how wrong was i

i love how shitty country dudes' tats are

I've noticed lately at the student gym that there seem to be tons of 20 year old frat bros with ridiculously terrible 1990s tribal tattoos and I really can't understand how this happens.

Down the street from me is the Kandy Shoppe tattoo studio that advertises "$20 BIG TATTOOS." I kind of want to stop in just to check out the artists' portfolios.