http://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2014/apr/21/obama-easter-bunny-egg-roll-white-house
"Barack Obama kisses first lady Michelle Obama alongside a masked adult dressed as a towering, man-sized rabbit whose unblinking eyes never stray from the president and his wife."
― kinder, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link
Spanish village considers changing name from 'Kill Jews'.
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
it's kind of begging for it tbh
http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/wrigley-field-celebrates-100-years-of-baseball-1398273666-slideshow/
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link
justin bieber visits the yasukuni shrine:http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/04/23/how-justin-bieber-inadvertently-stepped-into-one-of-the-worlds-greatest-geopolitical-controversies/
― building a desert (art), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link
Nothing Justin Bieber-related ever surprises me/comes off as onion-y to me anymore.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link
Giant John Paul II crucifix falls and instantly crushes young man to death in Italy
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
http://www.okcfox.com/story/25302985/teens-find-new-use-for-burts-beeswax-lip-balm
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
ppl are just posting 'news of the weird' links now
― balls, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:20 (nine years ago) link
oh cmon if you can't get down with
Those who are into "Beezin" say it adds to experience of being drunk or high.Others say it helps to keep them alert.So what's exactly causes that tingling sensation in Burt's Beeswax?
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link
uncanny how much that's like the onion
― balls, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link
stay ballzin
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link
reads like it has been run back and forth through babelfish a few times
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 25 April 2014 09:03 (nine years ago) link
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/in-the-long-run-wars-make-us-safer-and-richer/2014/04/25/a4207660-c965-11e3-a75e-463587891b57_story.html
― goole, Monday, 28 April 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link
it was more "lol but sad" but I thought it was a parody when I first read the "NACCP Reconsiders Award for Donald Sterling" headline this weekend.
Just picturing his agent going, "Oooh, Donny. This is really going to hurt your chances getting that NAACP honor..."
― pplains, Monday, 28 April 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link
Is that what Beez in the Trap is about?
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/04/28/violent_dr_seuss_book_should_be_banned_from_library_patron_says.html
Pretty sure the patron in question is just trolling, but still:
This is the same work of fiction that former U.S. First Lady Laura Bush, an ex-librarian, said was her favourite children’s book. She told The Wall Street Journal in 2006 she even had photos of her twins, Jenna and Barbara, jumping on the belly of their father, George W., when he read to them. No assault charges were laid against the girls.
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link
That book does get a little dark in some places:
http://astridlingering.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-1-e1330918071197-224x300.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/community-fears-rotting-whale-carcass-is-set-to-explode/
more "news of the weird" than onion-like admittedly, but whatever, great article
Jenny Parsons, the owner of the Seaside restaurant in the town, said she fears the smell of the whale, which is about 500 metres from her business, will deter customers.Parsons said she would like to see the whale towed to another location to finish rotting and then return its skeleton so it can be featured as a tourist attraction.“The whale has got to go,” Parsons said. “But I think we have a limited amount of time to figure out where we could put the whale so we don’t lose the valuable part of the whale.”
Parsons said she would like to see the whale towed to another location to finish rotting and then return its skeleton so it can be featured as a tourist attraction.
“The whale has got to go,” Parsons said. “But I think we have a limited amount of time to figure out where we could put the whale so we don’t lose the valuable part of the whale.”
― silverfish, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
for the photohttp://f.cl.ly/items/0Q0U1H3H3B1d1G0E1r1R/Capture.PNG
― sktsh, Friday, 2 May 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link
this thread is experiencing some mission creep.
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link
word.
― how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
That looks like a fetish suit
― DDD, Friday, 2 May 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link
Hrm yeah. Maybe not best thread for it. Those eyes though.
― sktsh, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
there's a shining carpet doormat you can buy also that i have to admit is tempting
― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
followup to silverfish's story:
http://www.weather.com/video/whale-not-expected-to-explode-47922?
thank god
― tao lin wolf (unregistered), Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
Man Tries to Marry Porn-Filled Laptop
http://www.newser.com/story/186425/man-tries-to-marry-porn-filled-laptop.html
― some dude, Thursday, 8 May 2014 11:20 (nine years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2014/05/baby_name_map_new_yorkers_don_t_call_their_babies_brooklyn.html
mostly for the map
― goole, Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
http://gawker.com/accused-portland-reservoir-teen-i-didn-t-piss-in-the-1564611565
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
"I was like, 'Dudes I have to piss so bad,'" Swonger said. "So I just went over to the wall [of the reservoir].I leaned up against the wall and pissed on it. Right there on the wall, dude. I don't know else how to describe it."
City officials disagree. "When you see the video, he's leaning right up because he has to get his little wee wee right up to the iron bars," Portland Water Bureau administrator David Shaff told the Oregonian. "There's really no doubt what he's doing."
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
when city officials make public statements about the size of your penis to the local paper, it's probably time to move
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link
I assumed it was a Portland thing, like turning a blind eye toward Nike or not being able to pump your own gas.
― pplains, Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
Pope Francis gets old school on the Devil
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/a-modern-pope-gets-old-school-on-the-devil/2014/05/10/f56a9354-1b93-4662-abbb-d877e49f15ea_story.html
― some dude, Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
http://corp.7-eleven.com/Newsroom/2014NewsReleases/7ElevenRollsOutMustacheStraws/tabid/595/Default.aspx
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
Boston Bomber’s Other Plan Was Opening Kazakhstan’s First Starbucks
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Saturday, 17 May 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link
Man Suing Stripper for $3k Because He Thought She Really Liked Him
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/05/man-suing-stripper-for-3k-because-he-thought-she-really-liked-him/
― some dude, Saturday, 17 May 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-think-that-stripper-really-liked-me,10883/
― balls, Saturday, 17 May 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Friday, May 16, 2014 10:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is the most exemplary example of what i was looking for when i started this thread.
― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 17 May 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Nhex, Sunday, 18 May 2014 02:46 (nine years ago) link
The stripper’s stage name is Nomi
ok really though?
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 May 2014 12:04 (nine years ago) link
Brad Pitt Tosses A Beer To Matthew McConaughey Upon Realizing They Are Neighbors
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link
we love to hate thos e fuckers
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link
Tom DeLay: ‘Americans Forget the Constitution Was Written by God’
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
In case you're curious, Brad and Matt drink Hopitoulas IPA. Not great, not bad.
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link
Time magazine is really aiming for the Onion demographic.
Drunk Fish Totally Impress Sober Fish, Study Finds
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link
thread has really gotten back on track in a big way
― ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
Scientists accidentally create a Johnny Cash fan.
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/huge-social-media-manager-does-all-day-2014-5
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
ha, right down to the picture
― goole, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
Thus far, the post has yet to be retweeted, but it has generated two favorites.
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
Pennsylvania Girl Elbowed Boy In Testicles For Laughing After She Farted During Sex On School Bus: State Police
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Thursday, 29 May 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link